NSFW-ish. I want to come up with a spell to go with my robe and wizard hat.

I think I’m just going to wear a robe and a wizard hat for Halloween this year, as a reference to the Bloodninja Saga (http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html)

I figure I’ll carry around a scroll with a spell related to it on it. I’m female, so I figure instead of using Level 8 Penis of the Infinite, I’ll go with Level 8 Boobs of the Infinite, but I don’t know what to put on the paper! Random Latin words is the best I can come up with. If you can come up with a better spell / spell name, I’d appreciate those thoughts as well.

By the way, if you want to help with the process, I plan on aging paper with tea/coffee, using double-sided tape to get it to stick to something round like a scroll (I might just roll some paper on itself over and over until its about a centimeter in diameter, put brown paper over it, and glue it shut. Double-sided tape the aged paper to that and roll it up. Not sure if it will work, but worth a try, right?

And, just for fun, I was looking at instructions to age paper, and came along with this:
“Do the same with the next tea bags only rub it gently. The paper’s practically soaked now and you don’t want it to tear, just wear it a down a bit.”
After reading the Bloodninja Saga, that sounds so dirty! Thought I’d share for fun.