A poo-hat.

What is Erik wearing for April–Fooling Fluther?

The coolest thing you’ve ever seen?

Where can I get one?

What looks so good on Ben when he’s tired?

What would a festering fecal man wear?

Update: http://www.poo-hat.com

What kind of hat does the quicky-mart clerk wear on The Simpsons?

How does a man who knows his sh*t learn by osmosis?

What is the poopsmith’s favorite accessory?

What is the opposite of a Jimmy-Hat?

What do you get if you sneak up on a nervous elephant?

what happens when you stick it in the butt?

If Ben has one, I want one.

What do you say when you find out you’re late for another epic Fluther question?

What does Winnie wear?

Did you hear what happened to the elephant trainer?

Gesundheit!

I am sad the poo-hat no longer exists.

It does too!

Oh my!

What was a navy seaman forced to wear when her chief was displeased with her? [really]
BTW Ben is still wearing his in the cloud . . . .

The link is broken. What’s a poo hat?

Um…. is a poo- hat an invisible anger hat? If so I had some a couple times.

Made of felt cut with a poop-knife. https://imgur.com/gallery/tNsZF