How long could you put up with The Jersey Shore?

Is there a measurement of time shorter than a nanosecond?

As long as it took to load a firearm.

Not my kind of crowd but I almost agree with you as narcissistic self-absorbed people are highly entertaining.

I could last the whore season :P – the situation is yummy<3

It’s hard to believe those people are real. I’m much more comfortable contemplating the fate of humanity if I pretend it’s a fully scripted program.

@noelleptc hahahah you are welcome. Pauly’s hair is pretty weirdxD – lmfao at the “I will onlu take him like once a month“xD

Snooki wants smoosh smoosh! gotta love South Park, but keep them away from me. Me no want smoosh smoosh from Snooki.

After I vomited, 30 seconds.

They wouldn’t get me through the door.

I wouldn’t last long at all. They make me want to puke like oranges do. And the fact that they’re all orange and fake would make me stick out like a potato.

Depends. Would all the chicks be fighting to bed me? :0

Depends on how easy it will be to dig holes for all the bodies.

OMG forever.

How much fun would it be setting up the social traps? Becoming their “real friend” and then “betraying them” and then becoming their “real friend” when their other “real friend” “betrayed them.”

As long as I could leave for some time. If part of the requirement is that I’m with them 24 hours a day…24 hours, maybe. Maybe a week.

I think I’d be in shock, therefore I’d last at least a week or two. I’m still trying to figure out what a “Snooki” is and can it be cured.

Douchebags like that give jersey a bad name for cool people like me who live here. People dont fucking act like that in New Jersey.Well South Jersey at least. I watched it one time, I was incredibly drunk, and ironically it was the ep when “snooki got rocked” so that was cool. Otherwise as soon as it comes on, it goes off.

I think that @Adirondackwannabe has it wrong. See, I would go with a bleach/ammonia mix since I think gunshot wounds are too good for that sort of people whereas a little chlorine gas turning the natural moisture in their lungs into hydrochloric acid may be more fitting retribution for the assault they have committed against the intelligence of America.

I would last long enough to seal the doors and windows, mix the chemicals, and bolt the last exit shut behind me on the way out.

@jerv Did I ever tell you that you’re my hero?