Which jelly would you ask out as a virtual date?

Could I bring 37 dates? Too many I’d want to hang with to choose.

The ‘one’ is not here anymore.

But, there are several others, who I wouldn’t name…just because.

Augustlan. We went to high school together and I have not seen her in over 25 years.

I would ask this @josie guy out. He’s… oh, crap. I mean, yeah… I don’t know… ~

I’d just be excited about being invited and the opportunity to meet other Jellies. Since it requires a date, I’d ask downtide to go with me. With plans to move near his neck of the woods, it would be a great oportunity to learn more about England’s NW.

I know who I’d like to ask but I wouldn’t want to embarrass her.

Too many to choose.So much lurve. I’m not a virtual playa I just virtually crush a lot.

Fiddlebastard :)

Can I bring my fluther?
Add, this is why I don’t like following as much as “your fluther”

Someone that makes me smile like @JilltheTooth for example. There’s a number of people like that here!

Dr. Jelly. We’ll be the hit of the partayy!

@Leanne1986: <blushing> smooches to you!

If Fluther had a party I wouldn’t be invited.

If I were invited the invitation would get lost or delayed in the mail.

If I got the invitation it would be misprinted for the wrong day or address.

If I got the properly printed invitation to the correct place in time to make a decision, I would have already made other plans.

She wouldn’t go with me anyway.

I hate parties.

@CyanoticWasp

Read Kafka much? And – how do you know until you ask?

@janbb whaddaya think I’m crazy?

She’d have to be crazy to want to go out with me. And who wants to date a crazy woman? Jeez… use your brain, girl.

I wouldn’t say no.

@mama_cakes. There are a few others, too *cough tragiclikebowie, among others if she doesn’t mind.

Many of them. Enough said. Let’s party!

Fiddle, bob_, Symbeline, jeffgoldblum and they could all take me at once. XD

Inspector Kemp. I would like to pull his hair.

For 5 bucks I’ll take vunessuh as long as she brings her salmon.

@lucillelucillelucille You mean his handlebars ;)

grr!

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard You cad!!!!

@worriedguy.

@Cruiser -Perhaps ;)

Don’t worry @SundayKittens, there’s always a special place in my heart for you.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard swooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.

I can think of a few…

I’m making a list…

OK. Since she spilled the beans, I’d be honored to ask @TheOnlyNeffie .

@CyanoticWasp I was gonna ask you to go but I can see that you are going to make that difficult for me and I’m not even crazy.

I’d have to ask Dr. Jelly, since my avatar has already expressed her fondness for him and he’s reciprocated. LOL Strictly as friends though.

Oh, no, @diavolobella , I’m not buying that “platonic” line! I read your love poem!

@lucillelucillelucille Perhaps?? Perhaps as in if I first grow mutton chop sideburns like Inspector Klemps? Perhaps as in if I spot you 20 strokes on the back 9 at the Putt Putt course?? What does “perhaps” mean??

I know exactly who I would ask but I suspect she would turn me down and I’m not saying who it is.

@Cruiser -It means I’ll KYA. XD

@lucillelucillelucille Ohhh! I see! “Perhaps” I will let you KMA ‘cause that is the only way it will ever happen!!

@Cruiser – I’ll even play with a set of plastic utensils and KYA.

@Cruiser-Stop crying already!

@lucillelucillelucille Oooops! My bad! I forgot this is a virtual date where you can program even your wildest dreams like KMA to come true! My dreams are a little wilder than that and “perhaps” I might share them with you after you exhaust your virtual self trying to KMA!

@Cruiser -You must be dreaming if you think you can KMA! XD
Dream On

No @lucillelucillelucille I am not dreaming and those tears are real and they are making it nearly impossible to see my keyboard!! I can barely type as I LMAO that you think even in a virtual world you could KMA! XD

@Cruiser -I could Little Dreamer
XD

@lucillelucillelucille Where I come from we call what you are going through as Chasing Pirates ;)

@Cruiser -Why did you write this then??
you deserve YAK XD

@Vunessuh no questions asked. Of course, Bob is totally invited, too. Can’t make a sandwich with just two people.

@lucillelucillelucille I wrote that song only because I was hard up for quick cash to buy a really hot 1968 Camaro and knew dreamers needed an anthem and I wrote it just for you! ;))

Grisaille. We already talked about how if we had met in person a long time ago we’d probably be married by now. :P

@Cruiser @lucillelucillelucille
Well, so much for my little Fluther fantasy.
@lucillelucillelucille You got any friends?

@josie- XD I certainly do :)
@Cruiser-I don’t need no stinking anthem! XD

Dr_C, Arp, bob_, fiddle, etc… almost everyone here. I like too many people to decide. (;

@lucillelucillelucille Then what you really need is one of me ;)

I was secretly wracking my brain for a witty comeback if @worriedguy‘d meant someone else.

Get a virtual rooooooooooom.

The people in my fluther and probably a lot more

@TheOnlyNeffie Relax. You’re the only one for me.

All of you, guys and girls alike. :p

Allie…. Pretty sure we know are a amazing brain match. Dating not so much. I think we could rock the boat in set-up land. I know her her likes. Not sure if she knows mine.

@jealoustome

Facade, DrasticDreamer, and Simone. Don’t tell my girlfriend >.>

Anyone want to go out on a virtual date? :)

Besides da’ bastard and his crew?

@mama_cakes – With you? In a flash.

@MissAnthrope Same with you. In a flash. :)

Did someone say flash??

That’s how @MissAnthrope gets the ladies..

Damn straight. Skin for the win.

@mama_cakes .. You need to get in on movie night.

@johnpowell How does that work?

Our amazing Klingon woman.

Virtual date? I decided to divulge…@mrentropy.

@noelleptc Blondesjon has a hot virtual date with wundayatta, so I’m free. Yay! :D