What was the last inappropriate crush you had?

I think it’s an inevitable part of being a human being that we become spontaneously attracted to others. And sometimes that extends beyond our meeting – maybe we think about them, or hope that they’ll show up again where we first met them. Maybe we think we see them in the grocery store and are disappointed when it turns out to be someone else.

These crushes aren’t always appropriate. Maybe we’re already involved with someone. Or the person who ignites our pilot light is the wrong age – or wrong sex I suppose. Or their world view is so radically different than our that we would be a walking sitcom together.

Tell me about the last crush you had that made you worry about your sanity, or at least, made you laugh about what it is to be human.