Who wants to play the five-worded chain game?

He was a little boy

boy is it hot here

Here is where I am.

Am I causing much noise?

Noise is an annoying thing.

”Τhing” is the title of a scary novel, isn’t it?

It has to be something!

@ZEPHYRA Remember, five words!

Something in me enjoys games.

Games are fun aren’t they?

They walked around in circles.

Circles under my eyes unfortunatley.

Unfortunately, you have to go.

Go your own way, please.

Slow down, we can’t think.

Think a cocktail might help?

Help me, I am drowning.

Drowning in my sorrows, again.

Again, he lets her go

Go on, tell us stuff.

Stuff is dangerous to know.

Know thyself is true methinks

Know this ..I know nothing.

Nothing more irritating than this.

This is lots of fun!

Elderberries are not so nice

Nice non-sequitor in last response.

Responses are required for this.

this is going way faster.

Faster than you’d ever believe!

Believe me, I give up.

Shitting on empty is dangerous.

Dangerous liasons with Fluther community.

Community is a television show.

Show is over soon, right?

Right is the new left.

Left, right, left, right, straight.

Straight on ‘til morning, mates!

Mates, we’re going down under!

Under cover cops around us.

Us is the we’s methinks.

Methinks we have overdone it.

It’s easy to give up

It cannot possibly be overdone.

Overdone, underdone who cares friends!

Friends, Romans, Countrymen killed Caesar.

Caesear salad coming up now.

Now how did you win?

Win some or lose some!

Some aren’t meant to be.

Be that as it may.

May this end soon please?

Please give me one more.

More, you want more porridge?

Porridge, such a smelly gruel.

Gruel, all we ever get.

Get what you give girl!

Girl, you just quit complaining!

Complaining will only worsen it.

It makes me Stop Following.

Following me now…please stop!

Stop, I can’t take more!

More, more, more, more, more!

More can be considered less.

Less said the far better.

Better safe than sorry, right?

Right, I declare this over!

Over, over? Or sorta over?

Over and out I insist.

Insist not over til over.

Over stimulated? You answered yourself!

Yourself, myself who cares, ok?

Ok. I took my meds.

Meds are a lifesaver nowadays.

Nowadays hardly anyone practices omphaloskepsis.

omphaloskepsis is my new favorite word.

Word’s out, it’s over guys!

Guys, said bye to all!

All bags must be checked.

Checked or plaid, either one.

One can play all day.

Day, Susan, Partridge Family, Sir!

Sir, how are you today?

Today was ever so wonderful!

Wonderful, I am back. Bitch!

Bitch had five puppies today.

Today was used again wow!

@Ultramarine_Ocean That was an improperly punctuated four word sentence + a fragment. BUZZZZZZZZ!!!

@Dutchess_III Woops! (don’t count this) D:

Wow! This game has rules?

Rules should be adhered to.

“To” is homophonous to “too”.

That was a mistake anyways.

Is “5” the magic number when it comes to these fucking amusing time-wasters question-games?

Too right, five is key.

Key is, “Read the OP!”

Op art tricks the eye.

Eye glasses are very clear.

Clear are the skies, aye.

Aye you, what is up?

Up to now is GREAT ! !

Great minds are always welcome.

Welcome to my wonderful home!

Home is where the heart….(choke!)

Heart shaped chocolate chip cookies.

Cookies unscrupulously track our interests.

Interests accrued are interests accumulated.

Accumulated interest is good stuff.

Stuff tastes like turkey stuffing.

Stuffing your gut for Thanksgiving?

Thanksgiving is celebrated in Canada.

Canada has good health care.

Care for your private parts

Parts of me are broken.

Beef, its what’s for dinner.

Dinner made my stomach hurt.

Hurt the ones you loathe.

Loathe those that hurt you.

You know it is big….

Big as a smoke stack.

Stack my blueberry pancakes high.

High as a Spider-Man kite.

Kite is a disturbing movie.

Movies are fun to watch.

Watch me on You Tube.

Tube sledding is mega fun!

Fun is in my pants.

Pants I am not wearing.

Wearing leg warmers is awesome.

“Awesome” is a relative term.

Term left at the light.

hey I have a speech impediment

Light humor brightens the day.

Day by day, by day…

Meet the Parents quote.

^ also a Godspell lyric
Day jobs are so unsatisfactory.

Unsatisfactory people do unsatisfactory things.

Wise words to live by.

“Things” require money to acquire.

All you need is love.

Acquire all the knowledge possible.

@shpadoinkle_sue You didn’t chain!

Possible that it’s all over?

Yet you keep coming back. :-)

damn, forgot the “over”

Back I am.. are you?

You again! I’m so glad.

Glad to see you’re here!

Here! Have half my sammich.

Sammich ..for me? How nice!

Nice? Maybe. You like liverwurst?

Liverwurst isn’t really my thing.

Thing is a character, Addams

Addams Family is a movie.

Movie night is on Friday.

Friday is also a movie.

Movie time always requires popcorn.

Popcorn should be eaten quickly.

Quickly, go get the butter!

“Butt’r ain’t gud fer colestuhroll.”

Colesturholl is not a word.

Word. I hear ya, @Blueroses

Blue roses are not natural.

Natural is in my nature.

Nature is in the trees.

Trees are fun to climb.

Climb the highest mountain, please.

Please don’t feed the wildlife.

Wildlife need food to survive.

Survive the apocalypse or die.

Die you little peasant, die!

Die rolled; attack bonus. Victory!

Victory is my middle name.

Name your most favourite smell.

Smell this milk. Still good?

Good grief ..that smells rotten.

Rotten as a dead porcupine.

Porcupine Peter doesn’t like vegetables.

Vegetables make great trebuchet ammunition.

Ammunition killed poor Porcupine Peter.

Peter was asking for it.

It really wasn’t his fault!

Fault lines have earthquake areas

Areas of devastating desperate disasters

Disasters: Results of drunken tattoos.

Tattoos are a permanent thing.

Thing is; think before ink!

Ink on your skin… weird.

Weird things in my mind

Mind you, I didn’t mind.

Mind your manners during dinner.

Dinner comes once a day.

Day jobs suck donkey bollocks.

“Bollocks!”, said the one-armed man.

Man the decks! Pirates ahead!

Ahead there are windy roads.

Roads will lead to civilization.

Civilization will lead to knowledge.

Knowledge will lead to roads

Roads will come full circle.

Circle is a round thing.

Thing is from Addams Family.

Family was a repeat Addams

Addams Family was a movie.

Movie stars drive fancy cars.

Car’s wheels are easy steals.

Steals; holiday shoppers are hopeful.

Hopeful in that they live.

Live through Black Friday? lol.

LOL! We kill for Kinect!

Kinect made me move funny.

Funny Ha-Ha or Funny peculiar ? ?

Peculiar, I sprained my groin!

Groin isn’t that a pier ! ! !

Pier 1 Imports for decorations.

Decorations are earrings with lights.

Lights were blinking all around.

Around and around WE go.

Go to this cool website.

Website is great you know.

Know how to answer questions?

Questions like this never die.

Die, you yellow bellied bastard!

Bastard? Doubt my mother’s word?

Word is the bird, right?

Right, that’s just musical terrorism.

Terrorism: war we’re not winning.

Winning – - I Lost The Game. (/facepalm)

Xynta – Another meme from the internets.

Internets have been won here.

@Blueroses Wrong game, bro! But I went off yours anyway. All my games blur together sometimes and even I have to remember which one I’m playing!

Here is the redirected thought.

Thought; something I should try.

thanks @erichw1504 I had a lapse there

Try not having a lapse.

Lapse rate is meteorological term.

Term of endearment; honey lamb.

Lamb is great with mint.

Mint condition refers to coins.

Coins don’t taste like mint!

Mint ice cream totally rocks!

Rocks my socks off, man!

Man, I hate holiday advertising.

Advertising on television is annoying.

Annoying – - I Lost The Game. (/doublefacepalm)

Game going well… until now. thanks a million @Fred931

Now I have to pee.

Pee is letter after OH

Oh, I didn’t know that.

That comment is purely speculation!

Speculation is better than speculum.

Speculum… WTF does that mean?

Mean cats hiss at me.

Me and my shadow strolling

Strolling through the city park.

Park between the yellow lines.

Lines are what druggies do.

Do not underestimate my intelligence.

Intelligence is something very overrated.

“Overrated” sounds like sour grapes. ;-)

Grapes are a finger food.

Food would be great now.

Now I am really hungry!

Hungry dog stole my sandwich!

Sandwich, sounds like a plan.

Plan on extra cheddar cheese.

Cheese with bacon and lettuce.

Lettuce? Cheap substitute for bacon.

Bacon, six degrees of separation.

Separation of “Bacon”? Mine’s two.

Two bacons? How about infinites?

Infinites only count in bacon.

how do these games always end up with bacon and I still don’t have any?

Bacon and pancakes for EVERYBODY ! ! !

Everybody rejoice! Tropical Willie’s cooking!

Cooking bacon? Please don’t burn!

Burn the cheesecake and DIE.

Die: how to not live.

Live music rocks my world.

World wide web, where’s Archie?

Archie is eating at Applebee’s.

Applebee’s serves a mean margarita.

Margarita for breakfast, lunch…dinner?

Dinner is at eight tonight.

Tonight, by God, we dance!

Dance until our pants fall.

Fall is better than winter.

Winter is worse than Spring.

Spring to life; this thread.

Thread is a thin rope.

Rope: Enough will hang yourself.

Yourself, me, him, and Irene.

Irene Ryan my favorite Hillbilly.

Hillbilly vine water equals “moonshine”

Moonshine: a deadly delicious beverage.

Beverage machines spray from nozzles.

Nozzles are a fireman’s friend.

Friend me on Facebook, please.

Please don’t post Farmville updates.

Updates are covering my Wall!

Wall updates can be surprising.

Surprising is an understatement, sir.

Sir Paul McCartney plays ukulele.

Ukulele is a fine instrument.

Instrument tuning is absolutely necessary.

Necessary items include: hose, staples.

Staples hold my pants up. :)

“Up” is a good condition. ;)

Condition dogs with a bell.

Bell. It’s tolling for you.

You are my sunshine, honey…..

Honey is good on biscuits.

Biscuits brought me back here.

Here is where I squat.

Squat or sit upon toilets?

Toilets can be really nasty.

Nasty is my middle name.

Name something, it becomes yours.

Yours, mine, ours ..same difference.

Difference between you is me.

Me; another word for self.

Self loathing is not good.

Good grief! Is it lunchtime?

Lunchtime has already passed, sorry.

Sorry just doesn’t cut it….

It will be dinner soon.

Soon as I get home.

Home’s too far, I’m hungry!

Hungry, but you’ve got Cocoa ! !

Cocoa won’t fill me up!

Up until now it did.

Did you know I’m fat?

Fat Tuesday is coming up.

Up: anti-gravity takes you there!

There is my dental floss!

Floss is a funny word.

Word of the day: bird.

Bird flipped for earworm reminder. :/

Reminder: dental appointment at 3.

3 is my favorite number.

Number seven is my favourite.

Favourite is spelled differently here.

Here it is spelled favorite.

Favorite time is dinner time!

Time stops for no man.

Man, Transformers 3 looks awesome!

Awesome power means annoying responsibility.

Responsibility is part of life.

Life’s just a bowl cherries.

Cherries go good on sundaes.

Sundaes are good any day.

Day one: everything was dark…

Dark can’t come soon enough.

Enough darkness to provide cover.

Cover your eyes, I’m naked!

Naked is as naked does.

Does anyone have a towel?

Towel or not, I’m streaking!

Streaking in this weather? Inadvisable.

Inadvisable haircuts are called mullets.

Mullet: Also ugly fish. Coincidence?

Coincidence? I think not, surprisingly.

Surprisingly, Ke$ha doesn’t have one.

One sees few mullets, thankfully.

Thankfully, my dog’s gas stopped.

Stopped, has it? Not mine!

Mine smells better than yours!

Yours smell like flowers, actually.

Actually, you are quite right.

Right I am indeed, sir.

Sir, this conversation is improper!

Improper? I believe it’s not!

Not on my watch, buddy!

Buddy, you betta watch yo’self!

Yo’self ain’t never grammatically correct.

Correct me if I’m wrong…

Wrong headed is wrong headed !

Headed that way are you?

You—release the snarling tigers.

Tigers are very fierce animals.

Animals usually control my life.

Life is something worth living.

Living dead walk the streets.

Streets of shame and shadow.

Shadow her face, she’s odd.

Odd ducks lay square eggs.

Eggs first, or the chicken?

Chicken can’t come before rooster. XD

Rooster is not my favorite.

Favorite poultry should be turkey.

Turkey ..no, I prefer tofurkey.

Tofurkey is a vegetarian eat.

Eat tofurkey? Bleh, no thanks.

Thanks, it does sound disgusting.

Disgusting indeed. Nothing like bacon.

Bacon is good on everything!

Everything includes bacon wrapped meatloaf.

Meatloaf, yes, and dessert also.

Also a shot of tequila.

Tequila made from the Agave.

Agave processed means “no tomorrow”.

Tomorrow is Friday, thank God.

God is dog spelt backwards.

Backwards underwear can cause discomfort.

Discomfort along with severe chafing.

Chafing the nether regions hurts.

Hurts like a rug burn!

Burn her! She’s a witch!

Witch Wanda will wander wildly.

Wildly walking LINK Monty Python.

Python snakes lurking around silently.

Silently lurking snakes are terrifying.

Terrifying is my middle name.

Name your “first” house’s color

Color was green, I recall.

Recall any other small details?

Details can be a drag.

Drag me to hell, demon!

Demon? Look closer. Demon- ess here!

Here are your clothes, ma’am.

Ma’am? I’m not that old.

Old people are much wiser.

Wiser than saying “old people”.

People populate the whole earth.

Earth Hour is this Saturday.

Saturday comes after this Friday.

Friday was Robinson Crusoe’s companion.

Companion is derived from company.

Company’s coming ..lock the doors!

Doors sang “Light My Fire”.

Fire blazes through the night.

Night is dark, day not.

Not having breakfast isn’t good.

Good food can be orgasmic.

Orgasmic feelings are my favorite.

Favorite spelled “favourite” in Europe.

Europe is my favorite continent.

Continent may refer to bladders.

Bladder is full, hurry go!

Go UCONN both guys and gals

“Gals” is “slag” spelled backwards.

Backwards running can be difficult.