Can you help me fill out a birthday card for my boss?

My boss turns 30 today, so I bought him a card. The card says this:
“To a special baby on his 1st birthday” (I have crossed out “1st” and written in sharpie “30th”)

It’s basically supposed to be like a memory book – and each page has a heading. They are:
Funny things I did and said.
Family and friends who helped me celebrate.
Presents I liked a lot.

I need funny ideas to write under each heading. I have some more personal things already written, but fluther is usually pretty funny so I’m wondering if anyone has any ideas of things that are a bit more generic – he has a good sense of humor.

Help!