What would you "not do in a million years"?

Ride a mountain bike up Mount Snowdon

Drink alcohol.

Shop at WalMart.
If you ever see my car in their parking lot, call the cops! It’s stolen!

I might go back if they ever start selling American products again but that won’t happen for a million years.

Kiss a man on the lips, unless there was money involved.

Attend the Westboro Baptist Church.

Live my life as an Eskimo. I hate the cold.

@erichw1504 How much money? Not that I am offering or anything….just curious!

hard drugs, cheat on my hubby, disown my son, harm a person or animal, disrespect myself

Step inside a sears store.

….B.C…...Turn down the sexual advances of, well…..her. ;¬}

Have sex with an anyone for money.

@Blackberry : AMEN TO THAT.

Do drugs
Have sex with anyone besides the guy I marry
Drink alcohol
Go any far more north than about an hour away from where I live. In the winter, that is. It the summer, I might take a cruise to Alaska.
Wake up before 5. On purpose, that is.
Go skydiving
Go bungee jumping.

Count to 31,536,000,000,001

Eat meatloaf.

Mud wrestle another woman in a bathing suit.

Become religious.

Resume a carnivorous diet.

Bungee jump.

Drive on the highway.

Work for a company I hate.

@lucillelucillelucille Even if Howie Long spoon fed it to you?

@Cruiser I am that stubborn. XD

Decompose if I ate lucille’s meatloaf.

@lucillelucillelucille Not even with Howie?? Shirtless on a secluded moonlit North Carolina beach??

@Adirondackwannabe Sad,but true
@Cruiser I will not eat it in a box.I will not eat it with a fox. ;)

@Adirondackwannabe That would be pretty hard core of you if you did eat @lucillelucillelucille‘s meatloaf. After reading here about her cooking prowess, it would either be completely raw or burnt to a crisp. ;)

@Cruiser I don’t know, maybe at least $100. But, if you were asking: just $1. ;)

@erichw1504 I don’t charge or pay for kisses so we would need to find a sponsor!! XD

@Cruiser—I would pay to watch that—;)

Okay @Cruiser and @erichw1504 you could start selling tickets on ebay.

@Summum We have a big pay per view event in the making here. We need to find out how much it would take to get @marinelife to mud wrestle another woman, and how much cold hard cash @lucillelucillelucille would need to let Howie Long spoonfeed her ONE bite of meatloaf and of course the “big kiss” as the main event! We could all make milliions! XD

Try to take away your right to marry.

@Cruiser I’ll bite

Lets get the show on the road.

@mama_cakes There’s no one on here you wouldn’t want to hook up with if you were uninvolved and some cash was thrown out there?
Edit: It would not be just for the cash. I understand your answer more now. I wouldn’t do it for cash either. I just had to think that through.

Order Scotch on the rocks or off them!
Move to New Orleans
Turn down a meeting with ex Buffalo NY DJ Tommy Shannon!
Become an Atheist

I wouldn’t still be a life in a million years.

Have an affair with a married person.

Lie, for anyone about anything.

Overlook abusive behavior.

Dye my hair black. lol

Vote Republican.

@psychocandy I expected that answer here much much sooner! ;)

Gadzooks! I would not in a million years:
• Have sex with anything other than a woman even under threat of death.
• Drink booze.
• Smoke anything
• Take any drug not prescribe by an MD.
• Murder someone.
• Denounce God.
• Be a vegan.
• Be a vegetarian.
• Change sex.
• Dress in drag, not even for money.
• Be an atheist.
• Fly commercial.

Those are the top things I can think of.

eat poop.

Turn 1,000,001 years old.

Do heroin, go skydiving, touch a spider, eat balut, utilize the services of a prostitute, etc.

Own a Miley Cyrus album.

Be something I’m not just to please other people, become an atheist, eat tofu, become a pseudosceptic, become an obscurant, shoot up on any drug, eat anything I don’t like the smell of, live in a warm climate without snow.

@erichw1504 oooo.I forgot about that, and that would go for Brittney and Justin Bieber CDs as well.

I can’t believe I forgot to ad not eating poop.

It used to be a given but a lot of poop fans have found their way to the mainstream it seems. lol

Poop “fans??” Wat??? You don’t mean like to use it instead of mayonaise, do you? I hope I spelled that right.

@Aster I think it’s mayonnaise.

My biggest no-no, never ever stuff:

Cheat on my partner

Eat meat

Not be afraid of spiders

Deliberately kill a living creature

Deliberately let my child down in any way