What's the weirdest product name you have ever seen?

I have issues with Bag Balm. I know it’s a good moisturizer, but I can’t seem to get around the name to buy it.

@chyna Good one!

Butt Paste.

Golden Gaytime

@jonsblond Their taglines are great!

@marinelife Yeah, BookNook or something along those lines would have been a better name.

Marmite sounds like a kind of spackle to me. Hmmm, maybe it is.

I have this hanging in my bathroom.

I have a pair of skis called the “Rossignol Scratch Ghetto”. I remember buying them and thinking “Ghetto? Really?”

Just in time for the holidays….Spotted Dick

I just saw a picture of a truck with a company name of “Turd Collections.” That would have to be the weirdest business name I have seen.

A soft drink in Dubai I seen in a can similar to cola but blue was named Pocari SWEAT.
Mmmm nice cold fizzy Sweat.
“link” www.travelblog.org/Photos/3913377

Also a shop in NZ called ‘Cane & Pot Warehouse’ was pretty funny “link” www.caneandpot.co.nz/ images/canepot.jpg

baconnaise . . .it is in fact bacon flavored mayo, so the name gets right to the point but it still sounds unpleasant to me.

Spunk sweets! I know it means courage in America, but it’s got a totally different meaning here in England Town. Pop some spunk in ya gob! :¬)

@ucme , a lot of people in the US have a different meaning for “spunk”, and view it the same way you do..

Shamwow

Prick Cola

@perspicacious There is a company here called Turd Busters and their logo is like the Ghostbusters except they replaced the ghost with a piece of poo with a face. Turd has to be one of my least favorite words ever.

@zenvelo Well that’s okay then.

@Cruiser I have long been a fan of Spotted Dick!

@marinelife My BIL who hails from Scotland first told me about this and he LOVES the stuff! I have never tried it and never will….Doctors orders!! XD

@Supacase Agree about the obnoxious word.

Skins (Crisps). Never liked the name of these and it gets even worse if you want to buy 4 of them.