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Is Fluther under attack from those it has angered?

Asked by iamthemob (17159points) December 2nd, 2010

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Some one or some group seems to be on a mission – should we be afraid, be very afraid?

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Blueroses's avatar

I just clicked on those three names too. It’s not a very effective terrorist attack is it? All they do is show up in the community feed for a few seconds. ooooooo, terrified.

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JilltheTooth's avatar

I’m thinking the FlutherGods have managed to set up some kind of alarm system for the persistent offenders (2 that I know of, a third I suspect) so that as soon as they appear they are gone…

iamthemob's avatar

@TinaTickle – Unless this is a trap.

Dog's avatar

Just some trolls folks. Nothing out of the ordinary really.

Anyone want some cheesecake?

iamthemob's avatar

I’m still scared. ;-)

Blueroses's avatar

@iamthemob Dog’s cheesecake cures everything. Just keep your door locked and the lights on and you’ll be ok, I promise :)

JilltheTooth's avatar

I WANT CHEESECAKE!!!! YAY CHEESECAKE!!!

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

The trolls are perverting christmas. Let’s have some cheesecake to celebrate their demise.

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iamthemob's avatar

I’ll only come out for cheesecake if it’s accompanied by three sextagenarians and one octagenarian. One of the sextagenarians should be stupid, one slutty, and the last should be judgmental in the most wonderful way imaginable…

also, only if @TinaTickle stops hurting my feelings.

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Blueroses's avatar

I have 3 octogenarians applying for the job but you didn’t specify the requirements.

I am guessing, as @JilltheTooth said that it is the work of someone (I can also think of 2) who lost their marbles, disrupted the community, were smote with the Banhammer and now miss the community so much that they spend entire days trying to get back in.

We should be sympathetic and offer cookies. gotta say DuckButter made me laugh

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I’d kiss major butt or make an ass of myself just to get some cheesecake. Shit, I’ve already done that.

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ucme's avatar

Just some anally retentive types by the sounds. I don’t give it a seconds thought, better things to be doing see.

Blueroses's avatar

Tina Tickle vanished so soon?
Color me astonished.

TexasDude's avatar

There is a group of certain extraordinarily puerile individuals who at one point, got in trouble with Fluther by not playing by the rules and decided to thus go out of their way to lash out at the website over and over again in a similar fashion to how 12 year old mall-goths slap anarchy patches on their jackets and cuss at old people in an effort to work through their daddy issues and get back at “The Man.” This group has existed for as long as Fluther has been around, and will only continue to grow as long as there is an internet and basements to dwell in.

If they would redirect the astounding level of energy they use to troll Fluther into feeding the hungry or working on a cure for AIDS or something, the world would probably be rid of these problems by now. I guess the old adage is true… the internet really is srs bznss

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Wouldn’t you think if they want to be on here so badly they would play by the rules?

JilltheTooth's avatar

@Blueroses : I’m surprised it took so long! They’re usually faster…
@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard : I agree. The amount of effort it takes to circumvent the system just to poke a few people with virtual sticks seems extreme. And kinda sad.

TexasDude's avatar

@JilltheTooth The amount of effort it takes to circumvent the system just to poke a few people with virtual sticks seems extreme. And kinda sad.

You said what I was trying to say much more succinctly. Thank you.

JilltheTooth's avatar

Oh! @Dog ! You’re back!
Thanks, Fiddle

Dog's avatar

@JilltheTooth I must agree- awesome quote!
Have some cheesecake :)

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Well said!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Back to the important stuff @Dog please pass the CHEESECAKE.

PLEASE…. Please…. please.

Thanx

Dog's avatar

@Tropical_Willie New York or Chocolate?

iamthemob's avatar

Uhm…BOTH!!!

JilltheTooth's avatar

@Dog : How about a little something for everyone?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

@Dog I’ll take . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Drum roll please – - – - – BOTH

Dog's avatar

@iamthemob Running to get a few of those!

chyna's avatar

Damn, why isn’t there a Cheesecake Factory in my state?
I’ll take the triple chocolate please.

phoebusg's avatar

The last name is hilarious, and… creative. I’ve no idea what they’re about aside entertainment.

BoBo1946's avatar

finger exercise!

Berserker's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Are you serious? this is what happened? Not that I’m really surprised; some online behaviours are freaky. But it never ceases to amaze lol.

Fred931's avatar

Go back and get some Key Lime.

prolificus's avatar

I think @iamthemob posted this just so he could get some desserts!

Can I get a gluten-free cheesecake please? I’ll promise not to attack Fluther. <wink>

iamthemob's avatar

@prolificus – The desserts were totally unintentional.

Although just. ;-)

YARNLADY's avatar

@BoBo1946 finger exercise? watch your language~

Blueroses's avatar

Where was I when @iamthemob got his just desserts?

iamthemob's avatar

I just got them.

Paradox's avatar

I’ve seen 4 users last night who joined the collective and then I noticed these accounts were deleted after just a few minutes. Maybe Fluther has a system to trace banned users from their IP address, I don’t know.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Did some one say cheese cake? Cease fire you terrorists! This is IMPORTANT! Cheesecake??

josie's avatar

What would make them angry?

Dog's avatar

@josie I don’t think they are angry- just creative. ~ and I do love duck butter. ;)

Dutchess_III's avatar

@josie Because they’re allergic to cheescake and this site is just FULL of it so they can’t play.

TexasDude's avatar

@Symbeline, yep, pretty much.

BoBo1946's avatar

@YARNLADY Lmao…. well, when other thing fail, we must have a backup plan!!!

wilma's avatar

I’ll have some cheesecake please!
@BoBo1946 and @YARNLADY , LOL!

prolificus's avatar

<sneaks in and steals everyone’s cheesecakes>

iamthemob's avatar

Bitch don’t TOUCH my cheesecake….

JilltheTooth's avatar

I ate mine. Are you sure you want it? ;-P

chyna's avatar

Molly licked it @prolificus. I wouldn’t be touching mine if I were you.

prolificus's avatar

<Throws cheesecake towards @iamthemob‘s face, feeds Molly’s cheesecake to the dogs>

iamthemob's avatar

@prolificus – That ain’t cool.

JilltheTooth's avatar

<—- Zup says: Hey! Anything that makes Molly happy is cool! I have a little crush on Molly…

chyna's avatar

<————Molly has a bigtime crush on Zup.

prolificus's avatar

But but but you called me a bitch, so that ain’t nice either @iamthemob!

iamthemob's avatar

@prolificus – you were taking my cheesecake!

you started it.

chyna's avatar

Ladies, Ladies! Both of you apologize now. Come on. Come out and lick each other’s ear and lets be friends again.

JilltheTooth's avatar

Can Zuppy lick Molly’s ear?

JilltheTooth's avatar

This thread has officially gone to the dogs. XP

chyna's avatar

OMG yes!

prolificus's avatar

No lick ear… What’s my other choice?

JilltheTooth's avatar

Really? You have to ask?

prolificus's avatar

Hee Hee… No, I just wanted to get someone to say!

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Since this thread started with Santa and Anal Sex I don’t think a little butt lick will cost you too many christmas presents when Mr Claus looks at your good and bad for the year.
Freudian slip, that should have been sniff.

Dog's avatar

He he he – how appropriate- Gone to the dogs!

JilltheTooth's avatar

I think it’s nice of @Adirondackwannabe to provide us a lake to doggy-paddle in!

free_fallin's avatar

I feel honored that they decided to create 3 accounts against me. lol4rl

Fred931's avatar

WHERE’S MY GODDAMNED KEY LIME?! IT’S BEEN A DAY!!~

Dog's avatar

I had it but someone stole it…. do a breath check.

prolificus's avatar

Not me!! I only snagged the cheesecakes!!

Eggie's avatar

Ill have a slice of cheesecake!!

Dog's avatar

Ask @prolificus the cheesecake theif. ;)

Eggie's avatar

@prolificus You dirty fiend

prolificus's avatar

<wipes cheesecakes crumbs away from mouth>

daytonamisticrip's avatar

Sorry I couldn’t help but laugh as I read this.
Can the mods block that persons ip address?

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