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If the answer is, at least five times a week. What might the question be?

Asked by ucme (46218points) December 9th, 2010

Tailored to your own individual taste of course. Just a bit of wordy fun to play with. Open to any & all manifestations so, have a ball with it if you wish.

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wundayatta's avatar

How often do you pick your nose?

JilltheTooth's avatar

How often do I wish I was taller so I could reach stuff?

Winters's avatar

How often do you beat off?

wundayatta's avatar

How often does your elephant pee in your kitchen?

HearTheSilence's avatar

How often do you have sex?

mrlaconic's avatar

How often to you eat out?

wundayatta's avatar

How often does a car explode in front of your house?

KatawaGrey's avatar

How often do you eat mushrooms?

@wundayatta: Holy crap, man. Where the hell do you live????

marinelife's avatar

How often do you wish for a better quality of question?

Scooby's avatar

Do you buy a News paper every day? :-/

wundayatta's avatar

How often do the fluther servers crap out?

Summum's avatar

How often do you work.

john65pennington's avatar

Why the heck don’t you buy a new tire for your car?( air pressure).

john65pennington's avatar

How many times do you pick up dog crape out of the yard?

Sunny2's avatar

How often do you take a shower or bath? (Just keeping it clean.)

FutureMemory's avatar

How often do you get your smoke on?

IchtheosaurusRex's avatar

How often should you work out?
How often should you tell your wife she looks good? (See this).

CyanoticWasp's avatar

Do you read a daily paper?
Do you normally have breakfast?
Do you normally eat dinner at home?
Do you have dinner with the family?
Are you employed full-time?

LuckyGuy's avatar

How often do you take your vitamin D and E supplements?
How often do you weigh the biomass test plot?

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

How often do you laugh?

JustJessica's avatar

How often do you workout?
How often do you have sex?
How often are you thankful for what you have?
How often do you “make love” to yourself?

ucme's avatar

Sheesh, it’s questions questions with you lot isn’t it. Always the same one’s too, yes I am talking to you!! I don’t know how long it’s going to take to answer all of these….bugger it, I can’t be bothered :¬) Thanks anyway, bless your little hearts XD

YoBob's avatar

How often do you get annoyed at wasting so much of your time stuck in traffic?

wundayatta's avatar

How often do you wash your underwear?

wundayatta's avatar

How often do you feel like a fool?

sleepdoc's avatar

How often do you get up before 530 in the morning.

partyparty's avatar

How often do you answer a question on Fluther?

CyanoticWasp's avatar

Does your wife hate you / nag you / suspect you / try to kill you?

janbb's avatar

What do you tell the dentist when he asks you how often you floss?

CyanoticWasp's avatar

Would you lie to me about whether the front door of the house leads to Paradise or Doom, Death and Destruction?

TrkReznor's avatar

How many times to you get beyond pissed at a video game?

erichw1504's avatar

How often do you answer questions from @ucme?

HearTheSilence's avatar

LMFAO! @CyanoticWasp I was thinking about that riddle this morning. I think it’s funny that the person who asked the riddle never came back and told us what the answer was.

How often do you wish it would rain?

wundayatta's avatar

How often do you get furious about what the Republicans are doing now?

erichw1504's avatar

How many times do you visit Fluther.com?

downtide's avatar

How often does someone else cook dinner for me

janbb's avatar

@wundayatta MWAH for that answer!

erichw1504's avatar

How often do you eat fish tacos. ~

KatawaGrey's avatar

How often do you wonder if you should be doing something else?

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

How often do you lose your keys?

Cruiser's avatar

How often do you jam your guitar with your kids?
How often do you do your Boom Boom workout and lift weights??

rebbel's avatar

How often do you scroll from top to bottom, whilst reading the answers to a Fluther question, just to see wether the answer you are about to give has already been given by someone else?

KatawaGrey's avatar

@janbb: No, at least five. :P

HearTheSilence's avatar

How often do you shave?

Blueroses's avatar

How often do you consider ending a relationship?
How often do you say “maybe it will get better”?
How often do you say “forget it. Pass me a beer”?

Haleth's avatar

Gah! This question makes me seriously question my fun-ness. Everything I came up with was something like “wear a scarf” or “read a book.”

wundayatta's avatar

How often do you pet your pet slug?

erichw1504's avatar

How often do you do funny dances by yourself?

Dr_Dredd's avatar

How often do you wish you lived in a warmer climate?

CyanoticWasp's avatar

How often do you fall asleep in mid-afternoon and bang your head on the keyboard?

CyanoticWasp's avatar

How frequently do you need to be persuaded, cajoled or commanded to get out of bed?

FutureMemory's avatar

@TrkReznor How many times to you get beyond pissed at a video game?

My favorite :)

erichw1504's avatar

How often do you fail at impersonations?

erichw1504's avatar

How often do your nipples fall off in this freezing ass weather?

christine215's avatar

How often do you sit down to dinner at the table with your family?

MaekoPoisoning's avatar

How often does someone wake you up from deep sleep?

awacting's avatar

Hw often do you wish your cat would stop getting fur all over your clothes?

phoebusg's avatar

How often do you play jeopardy?

Bluefreedom's avatar

As a Type II Diabetic, how often do you check your blood glucose levels?

josie's avatar

How often do you annoy somebody on Fluther

rebbel's avatar

How otfen you spell otfen wrong?

Blueroses's avatar

ask if I’ll ever be truly known?

Fuck I am a bummer on this thread…
hmmm

try to figure out how many licks it does take to get to the center of a tootsie pop..

aprilsimnel's avatar

How often would I like spa treatments?

SuperMouse's avatar

How often do you brush your teeth?

guitargirl93's avatar

How often do you go to the bathroom?

anartist's avatar

how often do you exercise? how often do you fuck [lucky sob]? how often do you eat vegetables? how many times do you go to work in a week?

Jude's avatar

How often do you scratch your boob?

Berserker's avatar

How many times a week do you get drunk? And also, it’s seven days a week.

joni1977's avatar

check your bank account for the next payroll check to go thru…even though it was never payday on either of those days…

ratboy's avatar

How often does your boss send you home to take a shower?

Berserker's avatar

@ratboy Oh god I laughed. :D

mattbrowne's avatar

How often do you read more than 20 pages in a good book?

ucme's avatar

@marinelife & the quality control posse. Too bad eh :¬)

erichw1504's avatar

How often do you see a monkey in a tuxedo?

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