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To drink? Or not to drink?

Asked by sccrowell (3508points) April 7th, 2008 from iPhone

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine… And those who don’t.

As Ben Franklin said; in wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drank 1 litre of water a day, at the end of the year, we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli (E. Coli) a bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer or (tequila, rum, whiskey, or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering,and or fermenting.

Remember: Water = poop, wine/beer = health.

Therefore, its better to drink wine, beer or any other liquor and to talk stupid than to drink water & be full of shit!

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I’m doing it as a public service…

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