Is Santa a Democrat or a Republican?

He has to be a Republican!

Is a fat, old white guy who probably drinks too much and hates change

Conspires with big business once a year to rip-off millions of average Americans

Considers himself “compassionate” although he pays his elves far below minimum wage

Lives in a foreign land (North pole) to avoid paying U.S. taxes

Values the bottom line over the environment—think about all those reindeer droppings.

Author unknown.

Just a little political humor for the day. Merry Christmas my friends!

What do you think? Is Santa a Democrat or Republican?