Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me__________ Part 3?

WooHoo! Here we go again:D

The Jelly Below Me (TJBM) Is has been a contestant on a game show before

True. I was on Quiz Busters.

TJBM is a tree hugger.

That’s metaphorically true.

TJBM has a home phone/land line.

True!
TJBM has recently done some home repairs.

True. I oiled all the door locks this morning, and tightened the screws.

TJBM is going to the grocery store today.

I don’t know if I am or not!

TJBM has been in a MAJOR, news-making storm in their lives.

True and it needs to chill out for the coming year!

TJBM drives a blue truck.

False! it’s what you call a station wagon in America & it’s Beige…….
TJBM has one leg longer than the other.

True. My right arm and leg are longer than the the left ones. It was trying to compensate when I was a gymnast…
TJBM likes dirty jokes

Totally true!

TJBM has lurved this question.

Wait a sec…. YES! HOW did you know??!!

TJBM gets really tired of fighting their computer!

False- I give up before I get tired. :-p

TJBM knows how to see how much RAM their computer is using.

You mean a battering RAM? One. One big, heavy one Damn computer!

TJBM is watching football while they Fluther

Wicked false.

TJBM is a ginger – beware. ;-)

Blonde.
TJBM works out 5 days a week.

False.I exercise every day.
TJBM is taller than average.

Nah, just about average.
TJBM loves chocolate.

Oh so true!
TJBM wears shorts in cold weather.

True. And no socks. I am rarely cold.
TJBM has read “Seven Storey Mountain” by Thomas Merton

No, unfortunately not.
TJBM can’t cook to save his/her life!

False….I am an excellent cook.

TJBM loves playing in the snow.

True! When there is someone with whom to play.

TJBM is watching or listening to football right now.

False! Unless it’s fictional (Friday Night Lights) football never comes on my screen.

TJBM has performed in a school play.

Yes, although it was a long time ago and unfortunately not a leading role.
TJBM has taken some form of headache or stomach medication over the last 2 days.

True. I had a migraine yesterday and took a Nurofen Plus, a mix of ibuprofen and codeine that’s sold over-the-counter in the UK. British peeps, you know what’s up! Nurofen Plus is so helpful for serious pain.

TJBM is still in their jammies.

True. If I am home I am in my jammies. I change out of my street clothes as soon as I walk in the door.
TJBM received a gift today.

This is still so much fun. :)

Nope, no gift today.
TJBM has an amazing singing voice!

True. I should sing solo… so low that nobody else can hear

TJBM always wins board games.

False. I am useless because I don’t concentrate enough or is it I am not competitive enough?
TJBM is a pet lover

True! I have three dogs, two birds, and five fishes. I want more.
TJBM doesn’t like strawberries.

True. Strange as it is, I don’t really like any fruit.

TJBM could really go for a nap right now.

False. Just had one.

TJBM has tried a deep fried pickle.

Uh…no.
TJBM is looking forward to going back to work tomorrow.

@psychocandy you can’t say it like that, they are amazing! :)

No way, not in a million years.
TJBM had pizza either yesterday or today.

False. Lasagna.

TJBM hasn’t shaved in a week.

That does not sound good.

True. (Well, I did shave my face – but nothing else!)
TJBM just ate a brownie.

No, but I have one in the fridge. It’s now on my post-laundry menu. Thanks for the reminder. :-)

TJBM has ridden in a one-horse open sleigh.

No, sadly no.
TJBM is wearing a cap/hat/head accessory as we speak!

Do reading glasses count?

TJBM is always seriously daunted after being away for a few days, when trying to catch up with Fluther and doesn’t want to miss a single question…

True, oh so true. I could be lost here for days. If I look like my brain is inside the computer instead of my head (my family knows exactly what this means), send an e-search party.

TJBM only has a cell phone, no landline.

False. TJ has both.

TJBM voted in their last national election.

Yes of course that is true!

TJBM slept in late this morning.

No, not really.
TJBM has 3 brothers.

False.. unless you count two half-brothers and a step-brother..?

TJBM had a weird dream last night.

I remember having a dream but I don’t remember the details, so that might be true, although if it was weird, the probability of my remembering it would greater.

TJBM has heard of Linda Ronstadt.

Of course I have.

TJBM has more than one pet.

No, I have been thinking of getting ONE but it is a major decision which I may not be able to make.
TJBM is going to take a nap very soon.

I might. I actually woke up only 2 hours ago, but I’m still pretty fucking exhausted and I think I still have some Bacardi in my system.

TJBM likes coleslaw.

Only if there is no horseradish in it.

TJBM sings along with the radio.

True. I love singing even though I sound bland!
TJBM needs a tan =)

Oh yes, if I were going in for X-rays, they would just tell me to stand in the sunlight. They would be able to see right through me I am so pale!!!!! I call it the porcelain look! (yuck!)
TJBM baked a cake yesterday or the day before.

No, but I ate one that I had in the frizzer.

TJBM knows someone that has served time.

True, I do- me (that was pretrial holding- I was acquitted)! :-D

TJBM thinks that posting consecutive TJBM’s is crassly selfish. ;-)

True. I had a whole very clever response written up. Grrrr. >:[

TJBM wants to participate in a mix exchange. c’mon, you know you do.

Well, yes, okay, I do, I admit that I do.
TJBM can talk his/her way out of any difficult situation.

Not really. I’ve talked my way out of 3 traffic stops and some other stuff, but it seems that there are plenty where I haven’t.

TJBM has served in the military or would like to.

False. But my dad, my grandad, my greatgranddad and my great great grandad all have :) maybe thats a hint that i should join up.

TJBM would really like to slap her sister who is annoying the hell out of her right now.

False. I haven’t lived with my sisters for something like 8 years now, I don’t reach that degree of annoyed with them anymore. Plus, my sisters are my favorite people in the whole world. Not that I haven’t ever wanted to slap them. ha.

TJBM likes gatorade.

Eww.

TJBM is watching TV right now.

I’m listening to it, but the TV screen is about 180º and 10 feet to the left of my computer screen.

TJBM knows the significance of Title IX to women’s athletic participation.

Nope.

TJBM is angry at someone right now.

True. One person moved off my hatred list and a new person took his place. Currently reviewing methods for exacting some revenge.

TJBM has eaten something yummy today.

Yes, er sorry thought that was someone, not something…will wait for another JBM.

Not yet. I’m determined to do my laundry before I eat my vegan brownie.

TJBM has eaten someone yummy today. ;-)

Hehe, did you really mean to say “someone?”

Now I can jump into the fray! Yes, yes, yes!!!

TJBM Watched the video of Princess Diana’s funeral recently on youtube (all 37 sections)

No, but I listened to “Candle in the Wind” about 2 months ago. ;-)

TJBM personally knows someone who has a mullet coif.

Oh, hell no. I am a one woman anti-mullet crusade.

TJBM likes the way 2011 is starting off.

Sorry to disappoint but no, I’m rather stressed already with having to have had a 5 hour flight on New Years to wait 10 hours for a 2 hour bus ride to my college where I have to change rooms and just discovered that my physics instructor failed me last semester.

TJBM hopes that Battle: Los Angeles will not be a complete failure as a reimagining/remake.

False. Don’t really care all that much whether or not it’s a great movie. However, the song in the movie trailer is pretty remarkable.

TJBM has heard of the comedian Pablo Francisco before.

No, but I did just read about him approximately a minute ago. ;-)

TJBM has swam with a major aquatic animal (dolphin, manta ray, whale shark, orca, Neptune knows what else, etc.)

No :( but I will one day!

TJBM is not a Radiohead fan.

Who???
LOL!
TJBM doesn’t watch much television.

true….if you dont count reality tv or sit coms

TJBM goes commando.

True, when I’m taking a shower and when….

TJBM has experienced a natural disaster, such as a hurricane, tornado, an earthquake, etc.

TRUE! Hurricane Katrina. That was…well….
TJBM has never owned a pet.

False, I’m still adjusting (after a year) to having only one.

TJBM had a family crisis over the holidays.

Fortunately false, however last night some drunk asshat fell on my grandmother’s foot and bruised it up pretty badly, but after icing it, she says it’s okay.

TJBM has gone streaking or mooned or flashed a large group of people before.

I’ve streaked a hotel hallway before, but it was just me and this other guy.

TJBM would have little or no trouble converting to vegetarianism > veganism, if we became the only species left on Earth.

I would have a little trouble, but I could do it.
by the way I do know what Title IX was all about!

TJBM is in love.

True.:)
TJBM sings in the shower.

♪ _every little thing she does is magic…_♪

TJBM has at done at least one illegal download…

Haha. No. My first music download was from itunes.

TJBM has a cold.

False. Haven’t had one in years.:-)
TJBM has an itch they cannot scratch.

False, I can get to all my itchies.

TJBM likes a certain incense.

False, they all make me sneeze :)
TJBM watches way too much television.

False. I choose to waste most of my time on the computer. Much more interactive :)

TJBM wants more lurve.

True. Who doesn’t like Lurve?

TJBM watched the Celtics game tonight.

What does that mean?~
(That’s a no, I hate watching sports)
TJBM still has a copy of an N*Sync cd in their possession.

False: I never had one. If I found one, I’d give it a Frisbee test. ;-)

TJBM can read music or play a musical instrument.

@Blueroses!!! That’s from the Mary Tyler Moore theme song, right? Love that show.

Sort of true. I take piano lessons, and I’m decent at it, even though I don’t like it that much.

TJBM is going to be in pain waking up in the morning. Either literally or not. I’m going to be in metaphorical pain because I’ve been waking up at 8 or 9 lately.

@ChocolateReigns – Correct! Worked out waaay too hard today and have to wake up early… :(

TJBM is a red-head.

Nope. I’m a brown head.

TJBM has seen at least one movie more than 10 times.

False: my record is 6 (Forbidden Planet).

TJBM has swam or stood under a waterfall.

Yep, both multiple times.

TJBM has engaged in a threesome at least once.

True. Three times. Ahem.

TJBM dances like Elaine.

@MissAnthrope High five!

@Winters – How could you?

TJBM is ashamed with Winters for breaking such an awe-inspiring combo.

Cool- I have two statements to answer. ;-)

I probably danced somewhat like Elaine during my hippy and early post-hippy days. I was influenced by artists like John Mayall, who asked some nascent disco lovers to stop dancing during one of his concerts.
Later on in the early 70’s when I started trying to dance, my residual hippiness left me with no idea of what to do with my body.

False, I have my own shame to deal with.

TJBM realizes that Alan Ladd never played a character named Shame. ;-)

False. Dont know much about alan ladd, but love clooney.

TJBM has been backstage at a concert…....where the fun is!

True! I dazzled ‘em with my….. errr… wits. Yeah, let’s go with wits.

TJBM thinks there’s no better condiment than avocado/guacamole

@ChocolateReigns I adore that you love the MTM show, I do too, but my song was The Police; Every Little Thing You were thinking ♪_Who can turn the world on with her smile?_♪

True! I love avocado / guacamole (um, I mean the real food, not some inuendo) on just about anything complementary. (Craving a certain breakfast burrito filled with avocado… How many hours until breakfast?!)

TJBM has a bad case of insomnia.

True. I have a cold and have been awake for 2 days. :(

TJBM is now wiping their keyboard with disinfectant wipes just in case.

No, I disinfect my hands before I use it.

TJBM would have no problem if there was no deity or one in a female form.

False. I’m pretty sure I’d have a big problem with that.
TJBM is not having eggs with their breakfast.

True, I had muesli.

TJBM is travelling a fairly long distance today.

That would be true if I was walking backwards or pushing a car. ;-)
I’ll be traveling about 5 round-trip miles (8 KM) when I go grocery shopping.

TJBM no longer lives in the town in which they were born.

True.I’ll take a pass on Detroit.
TJBM is not afraid of heights.

True- anything up to 6 feet is nada problemo por Brian. ;-p

TJBM does not like to get the Happy Birthday serenade at a restaurant.

True! I hate that!

TJBM has cooked normal food in some very weird circumstances.

True: We had a new kitchen fitted in December. Had to cook the food outside on either the barbecue or a grill (weather permitting). Had to wash the dishes in the bathroom sink.

TJBM is an optimist.

True! I even think this stupid New Years cold is good because I am starting off the year gradually improving. Plus since I can’t sleep my awesome husband lit a lovely fire to keep me warm as I bark.

TJBM Wishes they had a lovely fire to snuggle in front of.

Well, that would be nice, but I’m too warm for it right now so it would just be icky. Maybe after I take a step outside though, it’s 28 degrees Fahrenheit right now!
TJBM is dealing with colder weather than mine right now, and is hating it.

True. It’s 4* F here. Mlurg.

TJBM is very glad they’re some place warm (at least compared to @etignotasanimum and I)

Greatest question ever!! Three cheers for the invention of the Social Section!!

Ah…it’s well below freezing here. I’m only dreaming of a warmer place or time!

TJBM has accidentally stepped on a dead animal.

Oh, yeah, in the days of indoor/outdoor cats there was often something dead underfoot. ick ick ick

TJBM takes a bunch of vitamins every day.

Sure do! And fish, flax, and borage oil everyday.
TJBM has slept with an animal. (Take that however you want. )

Yes! Everytime my husband leaves town I sneak two dogs and two cats in my bed. When he’s home I only have one cat and one dog in our bed.

TJBM is thinking of “TJBM” questions all day, even when they’re away from the computer!

False, I’m thinking about not smoking all day.

The jelly below me had Mexican food for lunch today.

I haven’t even eaten breakfast yet.

TJBM loves to drive fast.

True, I do drive fast :-/

TJBM picks his/her nose while sat in traffic…......Lol.

And I thought I was being so discreet! Damn!

TJBM likes smelly soap.

I do! I’m so much toast on this one.
TJBM is afraid of the ribbing and abuse they’ll get for an answer on fluther

So true. Maybe I’ll just stick to the games.
TJBM does not come from a dysfunctional family.

True ish. We have our moments but since my parents divorced we have become much less dysfunctional than we were when I was growing up.

TJBM watches Desperate Housewives and has a secret crush on one of the charactors.

Partly true! My crush (Felicity Huffman / aka Lynette) is well known to my peeps!

TJBM doesn’t know the name of the 12th President of the US without looking it up.

Aww man.. true. >:[ ... I was so close, too.. I said Polk, then checked to see if I was right. Polk was 11th. Taylor was 12th. Dang!

TJBM got something good in the mail today.

True and will be true! I got a check in the mail from my university (Thank God because I don’t get paid this week), and my coat I bought should be here today!
TJBM likes to have breakfast for dinner.

Sort of true- I will gladly eat anything so long as I do not have to make it.

TJBM has never checked on their states “Unclaimed Property” to see if they have money owed them. (I just got a windfall that I never knew I had coming)

True, I think I need to check eh?
TJBM pretends it was someone else, when he/she “toots” in public.

False. If it happens, it’s completely accidental and my strategy is to carry on acting as if nothing happened. 98% of the time, people fall for it, the other 2%, I can see their confusion for a moment, but I’m a great actress when need be and eventually they mentally shrug and assume they were imagining it. It’s like a Jedi mind trick.

TJBM has done something really funny while under the influence.

True. I got hit in the face with a rice crispy treat because I closed my hands too quick to catch it. It was hilarious to us drunk people lol
TJBM is a mommy or a daddy to their pets.

Um…more like a forgiving Aunt. I certainly don’t feel about my dogs the way I did about my kids, although we DO call each other “Mom” and “Dad” in reference to the dogs!

TJBM Has made a rule that she or he can peek in here and skip one question, but she HAS to answer the next Q that is there when she or he peeks, even if it’s a pooting question! (That’s how I got stuck with the “slept with an animal” one!

Not yet. Were there, or are there unanswered TJBM questions that were bypassed for later ones?

TJBM has complimented a completer stranger.
If so, what was the compliment?

No…someone else had the guts to answer them!

True, and I do it often. I often complement strangers on an outfit. The other day I told a woman that she had beautiful eyes…and there were no completer stranger to me than her!

TJBM is dreaming of their favorite foods right now…which they can’t have!

True. At least, half true. The hubby is bringing a salad home to me as we speak.. so I can have it, but, I have to wait for it to get here.

TJBM eats peanut butter with a spoon.

False. I’m not a fan of PB. Nutella, on the other hand…

TJBM is currently expecting news.

Yes, I’m expecting an update on my Grandpa’s health, he just came out of surgery and my parents have been texting me daily reports on how he is doing.

TJBM is bored and is in dire need of entertainment.

False. I have too much on my plate, and too many worlds within worlds of stuff that I like, to get bored.

TJBM has danced at a concert.
If so, what concert?

@Brian1946 I danced at KISS and at Blue Oyster Cult. Well, I didn’t dance as much as I floated, but we’ll count it as dancing!

TJBM has eaten some REALLY weird stuff in their lives!

Oh, yeah. My BIL has fed me all sorts of bizarre game, and I once had lutefisk. yukyukyukyuk

TJBM knows how to drive a stick shift.

False-ish. I learned to drive with one, but haven’t practiced in almost 10 years.

TJBM returned or will return a Christmas gift.

Close: I might re-gift the Target gift card my bro gave me to my neighbor, if she watches my house the next time I go on vacation.

TJBM would like to see an Aurora Borealis.
If you’ve already seen one, where and what month or season?

False. I could not care less (though my girlfriend will visit one of her sisters in Canada in two weeks, partly because she wants to see one).

TJBM has a great credit score.

True! I am proud of it too!

TJBM wishes on falling stars.

I do. Free wishes!! can’t hurt, right? :)

TJBM has sent out all their thank you cards.

We tried, but my ex and I broke up before they were all written.

TJBM has heard a bird mimic a tune that they were playing.

Wow. Never! Ever! (Have you?)

TJBM goes back to work tomorrow and will drop off the radar and will miss you guys a lot.

@Dutchess_III Yep. I think I played “Foxy Lady” by Jimi Hendrix (of all tunes for a bird to “sing”), and I heard the bird warbling the same tune right outside my window after that. :-o

Happily that’s falsito. I haven’t been back to work since August 12, 2003.

TJBM uses cruise control for some drives.

Very true. Not only for fuel economy, but I have leadfoot tendencies when a really good song comes on. ;~)

TJBM has been to a Disney theme park (any of them) at least 3 times.

Oh yeah, I’ve been to Disneyland and California Adventure more than 3 times each because I don’t live too far from Anaheim.

TJBM likes to put ketchup on their eggs.

Hot sauce.

TJBM has a black cell phone.

True.

TJBM got a taste of his own medicine.

:P

True, but that kind of self-immunization has its spiritual benefits. ;-)

TJBM has unintentionally yelled at someone while they were listening to music on headphones, because they reflexively thought they had to speak over the volume of that music.

True, lol.

The jelly below me thinks cottage cheese is nasty.

True, no matter where it is found!

TJBM plays an instrument.

I played guitar for about 36 years, but I haven’t really played since 1994.

TJBM has never camped out overnight to buy, see, or hear something.

I have never camped out, period. For any reason. I am an indoor type of girl!

TJBM is an artist of some sort.

True. My main medium is photography. I also play with music and make mixes (w/ cover art). I definitely have an artistic soul and dabble in drawing, painting, crafty stuff, ceramics, etc. I’ve no real training and no real skills, but sometimes I turn out stuff that’s cool. I doodle a lot.

TJBM has a feature that they’re particularly vain about. (hair, legs, whatever)

I was vain about my abs from 1977 to 1994.

TJBM can name a musical artist who was born or lives in Minnesota.

False. Unless you count Garrison Keilor (sp?) occasionally singing on “A Prairie Home Companion.”

TJBM wishes on stars.

I only wish upon shooting stars, but I rarely see them, however last night as I was driving home from visiting my parents I saw a badass shooting star zip across the freeway. It was the brightest and closest one to me I’ve ever seen. Beautiful.

TJBM has eaten a cupcake today. Or two or three, like me.

Do petifours count? If so I have had half a dozen. :D

TJBM hates having several remotes just to turn on the television.

So true! And I absolutely hate trying to find them as well (no matter what, they always hide themselves and it’s rather irksome).
TJBM knows how to make chile rellenos. If you do, I might have to come over for dinner.

I don’t even know what those are…

TJBM is my long lost twin.

It’s a possibility with our awesome mustaches.

TJBM has had or considered having their nipples pierced.

True, have considered. Never did get around to having it done.

TJBM has had a pet named Max at some point in their lives.

False. The only pets I’ve had are Pal, Memo (Finding Nemo had just come out. It was a fish. My then-four-year-old sister wanted to call the fish Nemo but it came out wrong), Memo II (Memo the first died. We wanted another fish. We couldn’t call it anything but Memo the Second!), Butterscotch, and the current resident, Buddy. No Max.

TJBM is going to BED! I am. G’night, all.

True. I am in bed now.

TJBM is in bed with no one to cuddle with.

True my fiancé is on his way to work and will be home when I wake up.

TJBM is reading a really good book right now.

You don’t even know! I am up to my neck with the biggest and best collection of Zombie books and short stories and I am tearing through them. Read 1000 pages of em so far!

So… True.

TJBM regrets not telling that someone how they felt. (That someone is general….)

True, but it’s actually a comic book. Well, the first in the collection of the complete series.

TJBM hasn’t been laid in a very long time.

False.
TJBM has a candle burning on their desk or nearby.

I just bought a Brazilian mango peach (or some Brazilian produce mix) scented candle and I’ll be lighting it on Wednesday.

TJBM has petted or fed an animal larger them self.

True. I’m from a farming community. I’ve even seen a calf birthing. It was horrific.

TJBM bought something expensive today.

Oooh how did you know? Well… it’s all opinions… I spent about 70$ buying a couple of things from an awesome site called Thinkgeek. Favorite shopping place ever, hahah!

Well…. hrm…..

TJBM has taken a stroll at 3AM.

LOL at “horrific.”

True. Not lately, though.
TJBM needs to clip their toenails sooner rather than later.

I just clipped them. I gotta get some heavier duty clippers. It’s like trying to clip the claws of a T Rex.

TJBM has avoided a sobriety checkpoint recently or earlier.

I avoided all the checkpoints in my area on Friday night and Saturday morning. Then again I wasn’t driving.

TJBM is procrastinating.

Words can’t even describe how much. Actually I’m pretty sure they can, lemme take the time to find them.

Nah… i’ll do that later. :D

TJBM stays up too late and wakes up too early. :(

False. I don’t wake up early at all. I sleep like 10+ hours every night.

TJBM hates cheese and is thereby a weirdo.

False, I love cheese.
TJBM has at least one clock in their house that is off by an hour.

True, and I have a haunted clock that advances about a half hour every night when I’m asleep. :-0

TJBM has hiked to an elevation of at least 10,000 feet above sea level.

False. I never hiked, but my family drove Pikes Peak in Colorado, does that count?

TJBM has never been to a hockey game.

I think that’s true. At least I can’t recall ever having attended a honky game.

TJBM has seen a basilica.

True. St. Peter’s. It was a bit disappointing, to be honest.

@etignotasanimum My mom makes amazing chiles rellenos.

@shniernan Times Square at 3 am, without all the people, is pretty cool.

TJBM was (is) popular in high school.

Not really, but I did alright.

TJBM hates Dane Cook with a flaming passion of the Christ.

False. I don’t know enough about him to have developed anything more than mild annoyance.

TJBM has conversed with a person who lived through a historical event (e.g. WW2) that occurred before TJBM was born.

Ture. With many of my Uncle’s who were in WWII
TJBM takes a bath or shower everyday.

True. Twice, actually (wake up fresh, go to bed fresh).

TJBM likes bacon.

I like the flavor but I like my circulatory system and pigs even more.

TJBM is or has been in a long distance relationship.

True and after 5 years of long distance he moved to my area and we married. It has been an awesome marriage too- 11 years.

TJBM should be sleeping.

It doesn’t matter if I sleep or don’t but I’m tired as hell and will be asleep within like an hour.

TJBM owns at least one ”...For Dummies” book.

Zero, nada, nyet!
TJBM has the odd habit of…...

False. I have no odd habits, I don’t know who told you that I did.. but they are lying. ;)

TJBM has a birthday in October.

False. April.

TJBM likes Hawaiian pizza.

True. Actually made one tonight. Stop peeking in the windows…
TJBM talks outloud when no one is around .

True, otherwise whomever I’m talking to on the phone won’t be able to hear me.

TJBM has had cracked bells and washed-out horns, blow into their face with scorn.

I haven’t and I don’t understand the reference, unfortunately.

TJBM has silly string in their home.

False. I wish.
TJBM prefers a dry wine over a sweet wine.

I prefer no wine.

TJBM is a horrible insomniac.

Guilty.

TJBM has at least three books they have not finished reading just laying around.

Dog mopes off to bed…

So true. I’ll get to them, I promise.

TJBM is planning a surprise.

True. There is always something up my sleeve to plan and watch develope into a marvelous surprise. oh sorry, got carried away….
TJBM is a helpless romantic

False. Usually sappy stuff makes me cringe.
TJBM loves to gamble.

False. I bet you can’t even guess the last time i gambled!
TJBM has something unidentified growing in their refrigerator

True. There’s something in the condiment side drawer I’ve been meaning to remove. I’ve no idea its former life.

TJBM has gone on a convenience store run (round-trip from home, not on way to home, etc.) at least once in their life to get a midnight snack.

True, though more often for a pack of cigarettes.

TJBM is a horrible, horrible smoker like me.

True. But, you already knew that. I don’t think you’re horrible, though. I happen to adore you just as you are, smoke and all. ;)

TJBM didn’t sleep well last night.

I lurve you, too, Neff. <3

False, but I hope that TJAM did sleep well.
I just had a post-meal nap and now I feel fine.

TJBM has a tattoo.
If so, what is it?

3 actually. A frog, a bird and a mouse. Jonesing for a 4th, probably in the spring.

TJBM hasn’t had enough coffee yet to function properly today.

True. Considering that I’ve been up all night painting, and today is pretty much yesterday, there’s not enough coffee in the world…

TJBM had an extensive collection of He-Man or She-Ra (or both) action figures that he or she kind of misses sometimes…

True, by way of my son and daughter.
I just a few weeks ago removed two very large boxes of those rascals from my attic.
My son took his He-Man stuff home with him and my daughter took her She-Ra (including Evil-Lynn) things home with her.
I miss Battle-Cat already. :(

TJBM needs a hair cut.

I could use a little trimming around my ears.

TJBM’s favorite country is not the one in which they are now living.
If not, what might be your favorite country?

True. When I win the lotto, I’m opening a Mexican restaurant somewhere on an Italian beach.

TJBM fluthers from work.

Yabba dabba true.
TJBM fluthers from bed

True. I did just that last night.

TJBM has walked out of the john with toilet paper stuck to their shoe. I did, when walking out of a public restroom in Savannah, haha!

Not that I remember.
I have walked out of one with something adhering to my lower leg.

TJBM knows what the English name for Firenze is.

False

TJBM ate potato in some form today.

False.

TJBM stood on the shore of, swam in, or traveled on one of the Great Lakes.

True. (all three). My girlfriend lives along one of them and I am 5 minutes from one.

TJBM got to see any one of the Beatles perform live.

@Jude

Did you swim or wade in any of them?

I wish. I wonder if Paul McCartney has done any Beatles’ tunes since they disbanded.
I’d go if he did a tour with Eric Clapton and rocked out their repertoire.

TJBM has seen a major historical document (Magna Carta, Articles of Strasbourg, DoI, US Constitution, etc) in person.

True

TJBM has been to Salt Lake City, Utah

@snowberry

Which document?

True. I remember being able to hear a pin drop in the Mormon Tabernacle (or am I confusing my teenage experience with some urban legend?).

TJBM has a song that they like a lot except that it has lame lyrics.
I do. Mine is “I Go to Pieces” by Peter & Gordon.

@Brian1946; Florence

True, but I’d be embarrassed to say which one.

TJBM has driven all the way across the USA (full on sea to shining sea) alone at least once.

@JilltheTooth You rock!

Care to send me a PM identifying which song? My closet of aesthetic sophistication is too full of its own skeletons to judge that of anyone else. ;-)

Nope- my solo driving record is about 1,300 miles: LA to Vancouver, BC.

TJBM has been to or lives in a place that’s mentioned in a song.

True! Seattle. And there really are the bluest skies you’ve ever seen there. Damn, I miss it!

TJBM has at least one sibling that’s useless when dealing with aging parents.

False… five kids, parents married 58 years and over 76 years old. We are all doing our part
TJBM ate nothing for breakfast

False. I had chicken verde with brown rice.

TJBM has been cheated on by an SO.

@Brian1946 it was a document in a traveling collection from the National Archives. Unfortunately I do not remember which document(s)- it was many years ago, but I do remember going to the exhibit. Does it count?

False.

TJBM got some during the holidays.

True.
TJBM has no kids.

True, unless you count the furry cat type.

TJBM has today off from their job.

True in a way: I haven’t had a job since August, 2003.

TJBM has worn clothing typically worn by the opposite gender.

I’m not sure what clothes men wear that women don’t. I’ve warn a suit and tie.

TJBM is waiting in line right now.

False, unless there’s one inside my house that I haven’t seen yet.

TJBM wants to break on through to the other side, or understands the musical reference for this question.

True. forever27
TJBM lost something recently

True! My house keys, car keys, and passport – the day that I was leaving for my Christmas break.

TJBM is familiar with Lady Chablis.

No, but I used watch Designing Women.

TJBM knows the English name for Chomolungma.

YES. climb it and you will know it too.
TJBM car is running on empty

False- my car won’t run if the gas tank is empty.

TJBM would not sail within the reach of Charybdis.

Certainly. Sea monsters are only legends
TJBM loves sushi

False. It’s okay, but I’m not a big fan.

@psychocandy Suit and tie? Hawt.

TJBM likes Lady Gaga.

False.

TJBM has worn a Canadian Tuxedo.

True.

TJBM is a bargain hunter.

haha, Bobbey!

True. I am a cheapass son of a pup!

TJBM has nice gams.

False. Unless you like tree trunks.

TJBM has walked to get gasoline for their car.

False. Though twice now I’ve gotten to the gas station with “0” remaining miles, according to the thing.

TJBM wears jewelry on a regular basis.

True, my wedding ring and my tongue bar.

The jelly below me suffers from frequent migraines.

False.

TJBM has R-rated pics of him or herself somewhere on the Internet.

Probably true, but I didn’t put them there.
TJBM likes satirical comedies.

True.

TJBM has sat under a live oak tree.

True. I went to law school in Louisiana. Oaks abound, even post-Katrina.

TJBM has been questioned by the police – for one reason or ahem another.

yes. And one of my friends hapens to be one.
TJBM is a habitual speeder

True.

TJBM has taken a field sobriety test.

nope
TJBM has flown in a hot air ballon

Nope, but I’ve always wanted to.

TJBM has crossed the Equator.

Yup. And the Grand Meridian, yo.

Sticking to travel, TJBM has visited more than three different continents.

False I’ve only visited two continents, but that will change shortly.
TJBM Knows how to play Euchre.

What’s that.

TJBM could survive on cereal only if necessary.

Could survive, I guess, but not very happily.

TJBM has noticed that “free samples” of lotions, cleansers etc. always work better than the full sized one you buy.

The full-sized ones that I buy work great, but I guess you’re right about the brands that give out “free samples”.

TJBM can name the head of a foreign country.
I can name some who have served, but I’m afraid I can’t name any of the current ones. :-o

YESSUM
TJBM has a secret stash of something

I have a stash of chocolate, but it’s hardly secret…

The jelly below me has been acidentally stabbed with a pencil.

Yes, totally true. In the arm.
TJBM loves orange juice.

True. And from concentrate better than fresh-squeezed, oddly.

TJBM likes BBC programming better than US networks.

Not better, but I do love the BBC. Especially Graham Norton.

TJBM is a blogger.

@psychocandy I love Graham! I wish it was a nightly show

False. No time. Nor do I have any interest in starting one.

TJBM hasn’t seen the Notebook.

I haven’t.

True, but I love James Garner.

TJBM has never been a beatnik, man.

Of, course. LGBT history is so interesting. Especially butch/femme culture.

TJBM has a college degree.

Crap, I wanted to chime in with stuff about the Beat Generation
Yes, I have a BS in Education that I never formally used.

TJBM likes pictures of odd-looking chickens.

Snaps fingers.

I have yet to acquire that taste.

TJBM knows people who are strictly squaresville, man.

My grandparents are total square, man.

The jelly below me is thankful for never having experienced real loss yet.

False. I have experienced it. No question about that.

TJBM needs a fan ablowin’ in order to sleep.

False: however a soft breath on the back of my neck…nevermind
TJBM has ran naked in a parking lot

Umm, no. Unless it happened as a child, because I was apparently quite the little nudist at that time. Thank goodness I don’t remember that….
TJBM has gone to see a Harry Potter movie on opening night, while in costume.

False.

TJBM just got pwned answering to this.

False.

TJBM has choked on @bob’s baguette when attempting to make him a sandwich.

@bob_ You swore you wouldn’t tell!

TJBM has stayed at The Venetian Hotel in Vegas

I haven’t.

TJBM has gambled in or near the Sierra Nevada mountains.

Nope! but the Donner party did! :-/

TJBM broke through the paper the last time they wiped their backside :-/

False, omg. That has never happened to me. Thank goodness.
TJBM just sent a text.

False.

TJBM has beautiful skin.

Not so much, it keeps stuff in and noone points and laughs. But I have really great hair.

TJBM is Wilma

YES!!! LOL!

TJBM has freckles.

True. I do. On my cheeks and nose. A few scattered below the neck, too.

TJBM drives an American made car. I hope.

False. German (Volkswagon)

TJBM has a messy car.

You been peeking!!!!

TJBM has a red car keeping the automotive theme going…

False. Silver (I think?).
TJBM hangs dice from their rear-view mirror.

False. A totem to prevent animals from running in front of my car :-)

TJBM would rather buy new clothes than iron something.

True!

TJBM has walked in through the out door, out door.

Probably guaranteed that has happened.
Ain’t no sunshine when TJBM is gone.

It ain’t warm while I’m away either.

TJBM Is wishing for spring, even though winter just started. Unless, of course, TJBM is upside down.

No way, let winter last forever!
TJBM shouldn’t be on the computer right now.

noppers…always a reason
TJBM has fallen out of a tree

False. I was always too scared to climb trees in the first place.
TJBM has told an intricate lie that later blew up in his/her face.

True, once when I was in high school.

TJBM is stuck inside of Mobile, with the Memphis blues again, or knows the musical reference for this statement.

Nope. Ohio.
TJBM knows how to hot wire a car.

Nope, but I dated a guy who did.

TJBM wants @AmWiser to start another page, this is taking long enough to load that I miss on answering stuff I would have been very clever about!!!! ;-)

True.
I didn’t realize that there are already 306 answers here.
I’ll send her a message.

TJBM has seen a TV show or movie that’s in black and white.
If so, what was the show or movie?

TJBY grew up in a house with B&W Tv. Early 60s. And, IMO, not much beats those funky movies from the 40s. Cary Grant, Kate Hepburn, Bette Davis, Barbara Stanwyk…you get the picture.

TJBM is thinking about having some sort of pasta for dinner.

True, I love the pasta!
TJBM is wearing funky shoelaces.

False. I am barefoot until it is absolutely necessary to put on shoes.

TJBM has broken their nose.

True, twice :-/

TJBM has had ice cream for dinner? :-/

True, more than once…

TJBM has hairy toes.

False. Cute toes!

TJBM has big feet.

Those are cute toes!

I’m not sure where size 10 is on the relative size scale.

TJBM has a strong pair of toenail clippers that makes clipping easy.
If so, what brand and where did you get them?

False. They’re your regular, brand-less clippers, but they work alright.

@Jude It was most likely built either in Mexico or Brazil, though. Yay globalization! XD

TJBM likes banana nut ice cream.

False. I only like chocolate, vanilla, or the cake batter flavor from Coldstone.
TJBM has gotten a “high five” from a cat

False. Cats are the devil.

TJBM will have/has had their child baptized, not because s/he believes in the ritual, but just in case…

Hahaha, false.
TJBM has never been on a bus.

True, but I’ve been inside a prison transport bus (back when merely being in the presence of weed was a felony).

TJBM has a ULEV or knows what ULEV stands for.

False (pre-Googling it).

TJBM has engaged in cyber sex.

No, I’m still a cyber sex virgin. Don’t tell anyone!
TJBM uses hand sanitizer religiously.

False. Hand sanitizer is the devil.

TJBM remembers when personal computers didn’t have a hard drive, but needed to be booted off of a floppy.

True! My grandfather gave us one like that. 5.25” floppy disks. It was good for… well keeping the door open on a windy day..

TJBM likes white pizza with spinach and artichokes.

Never tried it, but, it sounds good.

TJBM wishes that they could be physically close to their SO right about now..

So very true…

I have a job interview next Friday. Wish me luck!

TJBM prefers milk chocolate over the dark variety.

<<flips down to here, not bothering to read the 120+ posts since I was here last>>

FALSE!! Dark chocolate is heavenly.

TJBM hasn’t been on Fluther in 24 hours.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Stay away from Fluther for 24 hours, that’s too funny! Hence, false.

TJBM found money in the pocket of their winter coat when they wore it for the first time this year.

A winter coat would be nice to wear with my suit, but I don’t have one, and I’ve never found any in the pockets of the ski jacket that I wear when it’s below 50º.

TJBM has been involved in a small claims court case.

Nope.

TJBM has been dressed up as a clown and ended up scaring a child or two, or three, or…

True.
TJBM is having a hard time loading this thread, much like I am.

Nope. Haven’t had trouble loading anything for the last year or two, since DHL came to our area. It was so frustrating, because my friends who lived less than a mile north of us had it, but we couldn’t.

TJBM is an August baby, like TJ.

Time to start number 4.

True. Aug. 2nd.
TJBM wants to start the new thread.. maybe… perhaps…

@Brian1946 said up there he’d send @AmWiser a note to do just that, no joy yet I guess.

I sent AmWiser a message about starting a new TJBM.

What? Is @AmWiser neglecting us for <gasp> Real Life ?????

@JilltheTooth

Although the thought of it sends chills down my spine, that just be it. :-o

There’s a real life? Thanks a lot @JilltheTooth Why don’t you just go ahead and shoot the Easter Bunny now?

I think I remember something about Real Life, but that was over 27 years ago.

Haha. ^^

Hey, there will be no shooting of the messenger, here! I have an angry rhino in my person haha rhinovirus, get it? and I’m not afraid to use it!

Somebody needs to do another TJBM statement and keep this going while we wait for AmWiser.

aha here’s somebody!

leave it to the youngest to tell the older ones to be sensible :-)

TJBM needs to go to the store but it’s too cold outside.

It’s cold and it’s late and Mr Rhino won’t react well to that. I’m just getting him settled with a little wine. Easy there, big fella.

TJBM loves a really good coffee cake.

Oh man, I do. I haven’t had a piece of coffee cake in years.
TJBM also has “Send Me an Angel” stuck in their head.

Nope.
Sorry, I guess I should have prefaced that stinking link with an Earworm Alert. :-p
A Purple Haze earworm got me through Navy boot camp.

TJBM has tried break dancing.

True. It was super popular in my high school and still is, or so I hear from my younger friends. I was and still am super envious of the control it takes to be able to do that.
TJBM likes watching America’s Next Top Model.

True, sort of. I’ve watched a season or two. I very rarely watch TV at all, but I suppose if I were going to, I would watch that show.
TJBM is ready for football season to be over.

It started? Off my radar.

TJBM has arranged Barbie dolls in compromising positions.

@Blueroses I have no idea. lol. Every winter I can’t help but think that I’m not ready for it to start, and I can’t wait for it to end.

Nope, butt Hungry Guy has arranged some Barbies into a Centipede of the Dolls! :-o

TJBM has one of their favorite tunes as a ring tone.

nope….
TJBM needs to trim unsightly body hair

My body hair is not unsightly. I was born that way, baby.

TJBM doesn’t shower every day.

True. However, I do take a bath every day.
TJBM does not want a bigger TV for their living room.

i dont have a tv in my living room
TJBM sleeps in footed PJ’s

False. Never. To confining.
TJBM will follow this thread to TJBM Part 4

TRUE!!!! Unless I don’t. I have a short attention span :)
TJBM LOVES clementines

False.

WHAT IS LEFT TO BE SAID?!?!?!??!

TJBM is kicking the new year in the ass.

Rather the opposite at the moment but I will get the upper hand soon.

TJBM wants to see @JilltheTooth‘s Mouse tattoo really bad!

Meh.

TJBM is watching a show they don’t really like right now.

there’s a part 4 now