I am looking for a plant hanger (indoor) that is not God-awful macrame, help me find one?

Any of these work for you?

@CyanoticWasp I’m buying this one for you, you arse. ;-)

Here is some creative DIY with the cheap snap together chains sometimes used for keychains, pull-chains on overhead lights

http://www.seanmichaelragan.com/html/%5B2009-03-19%5D_Snap_together_plant_hangers_from_ball_chain.shtml

I hate macrame! As an aside, does anyone else have planthanger-macrame now showing up in the list of sites they visited today?

@jaytkay Your link didn’t work for me.

@Adirondackwannabe: Milo here; I am sure that Gail will knot you one since she pretends to know how to do everything.

@gailcalled Milo, see if gail likes macrame hangers for me. It probably works with the avacado appliances.

I’m sure that this one will end up being rather pricey, once the bidding is done, but, this is my favorite. It has a lot of character.

@Jude

http://tinyurl.com/c5d6nb

or Google “Snap together plant hangers from ball chain”

@Adirondackwannabe: Milo here; I hope that there’s some orange shag carpet to accent the color scheme. She can also make you, I am sure, a macramé muzzle.

@Jude; Both your choices are very nice but too shallow to support a healthy root system.

Good point, Gail. I am having a rough time finding one that I like.

@Jude: MIlo here: Gail is standing by with her skein of hairy, scratchy twine. Just say the word.

This one is nicely minimalist. Or if you prefer something different. How about something confusing? Tacky? Just plain odd. And lastly, wtf?

@syz Thank you for the most entertaining answer I’ve ever seen

Great answer, @syz. Now go help deni.