Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me______ Part 5!

Woot! Woot! The TJBM is thinking It’s about time this thread started again!

Well, sure!

TJBM is bracing for the next big (and imminent) snowstorm by stocking up on useless yummy things.

True. We’re expecting 12–18 inches, why not?! Gotta make sure I get my shovel out, too.

TJBM still plays in the snow.

No, I like to stay in the warm.

TJBM witnessed some form of injustice today.

True, and I make snowmen, and throw snowballs so just watch out
TJBM Loves chocolate

LOL true!! my blood is pretty much 90% chocolate, it gets me through the stresses of life. A friend even bought me chocolate scented bubble bath and a bath fizzer once :-)

ok TJBM loves hugs :-)

Half-true. I don’t like being hugged by people I don’t know very well, or the hugs from guys where it feels more like I’m being felt up. Ugh.
TJBM likes kitty cats!

This jelly knows @Leanne1986 and @partyparty both responded to my TJBM statement, but it’s funny to think of making snowmen and throwing snowballs as an injustice.

True! I love kitty cats <3 Can you tell by my avatar? I have two, even though I’m pretty allergic to them.

TJBM is allergic to cats or dogs.

True-ish. I think everyone is allergic to cats but it’s a matter of love overriding symptoms :-)

TJBM has been startled by a full-length mirror in a dim room.

True, or a shadow or my cat…
TJBM thinks my new avatar pic is the best Jelly EVER! ( I think so cuz I almost stepped on that sucker, and luckily I had my camara!)

Not true, but close.
TJBM drinks green tea.

True. I’ve read that it’s good for weight loss, has other healthful benefits, and it has a very refreshing taste.

TJBM thinks that TJBM 4 is the longest thread at Fluther.

Probably, but the page wouldn’t load so I don’t know.

TJBM is going on a date this evening.

Nope! I’ve trained myself to always put them in the same place. I never lose socks in the dryer, either, that’s just weird

TJBM lives in sweats and only outs on real clothes to go out in public.

True.

I have two modes, lookin’ good or hippie farm chick.

TJBM has been to a wedding or funeral recently.

It’s almost exactly a year ago that I went to the funeral of my friend’s mom.

TJBM knows what’s in the pic that’s Coloma’s avatar.

True. It’s a close up of a goose face, with the white tip of the beak at the bottom middle.

TJBM has a cold.

True! Almost over it…I hope!

TJBM Asked a great question this week!

AWESOME! It’s loading fast again! =0)

I have no idea if anyone else thought I asked a great question or not.

The jelly below me hates the feeling of being ripped off and secretly dreams of ways to get revenge. Bwuahahahaha.

Half true. I don’t know many people who don’t hate being ripped off, but I’m happy without seeking revenge.

TJBM made some culinary masterpiece that looked disgusting, but actually tasted pretty good. I just did.

NIMO. ;-)

TJBM knows what NIMO stands for.

Nope!

TJBM believes in fairies……

No fairies In My Ocean ;)
TJBM tells white lies when asked his opinion on his girlfriends dress.

@Brian1946 Not in my opinion?

@WillWorkForChocolate Not in My Ocean / Not In My Backyard? (NIMBY)

@WillWorkForChocolate thanks! ;-)

No. I don’t have to lie. She’s perfect.

TJBM will work for chocolate.

You bet!

TJBM can tie a cherry stem with their tongue.

Depends on the cherry! :-/

TJBM works more than ten hours a day like me….

Not just ANY goose face, that is MARWYN, the worlds coolest goose. ;-)

False. I work about 10 hours a week.

TJBM is a power napper.

True. I don’t like naps during the day, but every now and then a 15–30 minute nap will really do me good.
TJBM is thinking damn! ‘what’s for dinner’?. But would rather Fluther the evening away.

False.
TJBM was late to something today.

False. For once, I beat the alarm clock out of bed.

TJBM has dropped off of a rope swing into freezing cold water on a very hot day :)

TRUE!

A rope swing at the river near my house, and…better than a chiropractor for aligning the old neck and spine! Everytime I take a spin on the rope swing I feel sooo good!

TJBM needs to clean their fridge out. Funky stuff!

@WillWorkForChocolate “Not in my opinion?” You’re right. ;-)

TRUE! Shit is starting to walk itself out of the fridge and into the trashcan.
TJBM is still amazed by fireflies and rainbows and lazy bumblebees and fluffy dandelions.

True! You forgot bubbles.

TJBM makes a conscious effort to stay hydrated.

Very true. I have a bottle of water in one of my bathrooms, and another one for anywhere else in the house. I also take a bottle with me whenever I leave my house.

TJBM has stopped following TJBM 4.

False.

TJBM received something in the mail today.

True. Just bills, unfortunately.

TJBM has hired or would like to hire a nude cleaning company.

False. A cleaning company yes but not a nude one.

TJBM is a naturally warm (temperature) person.

False.

The jelly below me is married to Fred.

I only play that on TV.

LOL!!! You beat me to the hot flash confession!

TJBM doesn’t wear socks.

I don’t wear them during warm weather in or out my house.

TJBM lives on the first floor.

@wilma I’m so sorry, I just couldn’t help it! I love sneaking in, haha!

Umm sorta? I live in a house, with my family. My room is half a floor below the 1st level.

TJBM is bad at melodic dictation: you are given a note and have to down a melody that you hear after that.

True. I’d probably just plagerize a song that is already in exsistance. lol

TJBM uses mouthwash.

True- Listerine Arctic Mint Advanced, which the Porter Ranch Walmart seems have stopped carrying.

TJBM has their favorite websites in a bookmark toolbar.

True!

TJBM is Mowens

True. TJAM is a faster typer than me. :)

TJBM is right handed.

True, although I was born a southpaw.

TJBM has seen a movie that was directed or produced by Steven Spielberg.

Without a doubt I have.
TJBM knows that we will never end this game and it will go on till jellies fly!

Maybe.

TJBM sings in the shower.

Yes, and in other places too.

TJBM can think of a wacky definition for the acronym TJBM.

Tertiary jumble breaks monofilaments?
(that’s a yes)

TJBM is listening to a piece in E major right now (I am)

False.

TJBM has disputed a credit card charge.

Well, I wasn’t til you said that, now I am and we have a blizzard coming tomorrow, so I can’t go to the store now because it will be full of small angry women that drive big SUVs buying eggs, bread and milk. Now I want French toast, too. Damn.

The TJBM has pancake fixins in their house and will make me some.

I make ‘em from scratch and I’d be honoured to make you some. I could make you some home made fruit syrup too.

TJBM loves the colour blue

@JilltheTooth You have a blizzard coming too? Where do you live? I live near Boston…
True, blue is my favorite color.
TJBM has experienced extreme cold, like -40 Celsius

@tranquilsea: Lurving you big time right now!

False. I think? We were caught in Snowmaggedon but I don’t remember the temperature..
TJBM Got in a fight in elementary school.

Yup. I shore enough did. Licked him good, too. That taught him not to pick on a little girl on crutches. He gave me a wide berth after that. In fact all the bullies did. Still makes me smile. (I was the kid on crutches)

TJBM has false teeth.

Nope. But I’m probably headed that way. I take better care of my teeth than anyone I know, yet I still have an excessive amount of cavaties.

TJBM is annoyed that Dove “promises” are nearly always commands.

I’m confused. Which “Dove” and which “promise” are you alluding to?

So I’ll answer yes and no lol.

TJBM wears rings on both hands.

@JilltheTooth right back at you :-) Your request reminds me that my youngest has been begging me for pancakes

False..wears a chain though, silver.
TJBM just had some great sex

Old, maybe. Not wise.
TJBM has eaten paste.

@noelleptc haha, feels like it sometimes. ;)

Yep I ate library paste in elementary school.

TJBM was a ski instructor!

Yes!

TJBM has an advanced degree.

False, I am a Jill of all trades, master of some. lol

TJBM has gone on a white water rafting trip.

True. At least I think we encountered some level 1 rapids on the lower Kern River.

TJBM has seen a river that was at least a mile wide.
If so, which one?

The Mississippi.

TJBM is a worry wort.

False. I am not neurotic much at all. I deal with what happens as it happens.

TJBM has been thrown from a horse.

Thank god no!

TJBM speaks French

False. I want to learn, but it hasn’t happened quite yet.

TJBM has strange pet peeves no one can figure out.

Sheesh, look how many answers this has so far!!

True.

I can’t stand people that shuffle along like zombies…look ALIVE would ya? lol

TJBM has a special recipe that everyone always wants them to make.

True, actually. I have a butterscotch cookie recipe that I have been physically wrestled for. Not giving it up, though. ;)
TJBM didn’t eat any green food today.

I thought for a second that I hadn’t, but then I remembered I had some ground, raw pumpkin seeds, and chicken verde.

TJBM has never seen a movie directed or produced by Steven Spielberg.

100% true.
TJBM remembers one of their great granparents being alive.

True.

TJBM is addicted to sugar.

TRUE! When I was younger, I actually told my mom that I thought my blood was actually sugar water. Which is a scary thought, now that I’m actually considering the ramifications of this possibility. :0
TJBM has been humiliated in a dance-off.

@tranquilsea I was referring to Dove chocolates. They advertise that they are promises based on what the insides of the wrappers say.

Falseish. I’ve never done a dance-off, but when I was a camp counselor, we had a dance party every Monday night. At first, my campers tried to teach me to dance, but they eventually gave up. I can handle ballroom, but hip hop just isn’t happening.

TJBM plays an instrument as an outlet when upset.

True. It possibly saved my life.

TJBM watches Jeopardy almost every night.

False. I havn’t watched TV for 10 years.

TJBM is thinking of getting a new pet.

False. My puppy would never let any animal bigger than a fish in the house, and any animal smaller than a fish would get forgotten about!

People get to know TJBM really fast.

False. I play coy for a while before letting people know all there is to know about me :P
TJBM would enjoy a trip to go sky diving and base jumping.

Fuck yeah!

TJBM smells bad.

umm no. I don’t smell.

TJBM has a hitchhiker’s thumb.

False, but I did it a few times back in the day. I think I was only picked up by weirdos.

TJBM has lived in New England.

True- we were docked at the naval shipyard in Boston, and stationed at Newport, RI.

TJBM knows what’s at the center of a Milky Way, and the Milky Way.

True. A gigantic black hole, that will kill us all!!!!
TJBM has hair that reaches to their waist.

Not yet. But I will again!

The jelly below me is very protective of their S/O.

True in a sense, but I’m protective of everyone I care about. I’m not over protective, but if someone were messing with them or trying to hurt them, I’d be there.

TJBM has a wicked headache. This jelly has had one all day. Ugh!

False, thank the Lord.

TJBM eats something by the spoonful that isn’t usually eaten by the spoonful.

True. Molasses. Yum :D

TJBM wonders how they ever got along before they found Fluther.

Nope- this is my third social site, although Fluther is my latest means of procrastination.

TJBM is shocked to discover that the awesome thespian, Moe Howard, has never won an Academy Award! :-o

Shocked, I tell you, SHOCKED!!!

TJBM has a loved one who just finished in the Armed Forces and is very relieved.

A few who made it back whew!, but I’m still waiting on one!

TJBM is excited because their dog will let them sleep late tomorrow, on account of the snow. Diesel does. I’m grateful for that.

True-ish. My dogs really don’t wake us up anyhow, they sleep when we sleep and get up when we get up. They are not happy about all of this snow, though, that’s for sure.
TJBM has seen their favorite musician play live.

@TheOnlyNeffie I’m surprised! I haven’t met a dog that doesn’t like the snow.

Half true. I saw STP a couple of times, but have never seen George Michael.

TJBM shares their birthday with one of their favorite people.

Nope, as far as I know I don’t.

TJBM has had a waiter at a resturaunt buy your food because your cute.

@Taciturnu my basset hound loves it, she literally eats it up. My beagle mix despises the snow, she is a skinny little thing. I don’t think she can handle the cold. Neither of them care to go potty in it, though, which makes me unhappy. lol.

Maybe? I’ve never done it, but I’ve always wanted to. Perhaps someday I will get the chance.

TJBM is facinated by the speed of industrial printers.

I wouldn’t say “fascinated.” heh.
TJBM texts all day long. I do, I’d like to stop. haha.

No, TJ needs to give his digits an occasional break.

TJBM thinks that people with black and white avatars rule!

I do! Sadly, I’m not finding a sexy chocolate picture in black and white…

The jelly below me has recently hurt themselves on accident. Medic!

No, luckily not!
TJBM is planning to start a diet one of these days!

Heh! True.
I’ll get zippier when the sun comes out again, maybe in April.

TJBM bought a mega millions ticket for tonights drawing.

I bought one or some about 10 days ago and didn’t win squat.

TJBM enjoys hearing French pronounced with an American accent.
E.g., “Just to show how swayve and deboner I am, I’m going to have some of these horse doovers”. :-p

LOL! True, it makes me laugh.

The jelly below me thinks that just about anything said in French sounds sexy.

False. French doesn’t particularly interest me, in that way. Accents really aren’t my thing, and the only ones that get me are Russian or Polish.
TJBM speaks French.

@TheOnlyNeffie I have friends that have a very thick Polish accent. I’m pretty sure their parents were born in Poland.

False. I speak about 5 words of Mandarin, & a wee bit of Spanish
Last year in asia it took me a week to figure out my cab drivers were saying ’ Sherwood’ when going back to our hotel….To the SHE-WA! lol

TJBM had red hair.

False. I have naturally brown hair.

TJBM has thick hair.

@TheOnlyNeffie Russian does it for me too
True. It’s hard to get a ponytail elastic to wrap around twice

TJBM likes the art of Georgia O’Keefe

I am a straight male, so true.

TJBM has an uncle or aunt that is younger than a sibling.

False. I was an only child and everyone was already about 100 when I was born.

TLBM drives a silver car.

False. I can’t even drive! But I ride around in a silver Volvo. It was my dad’s life crisis.

TJBM has been in an earthquake or a tornado.

True. Earthquakes come with the territory here in Southern California.

TJBM would love to go to a wine tasting this weekend.

TJ would like to go to a wine tasting pretty much any day. :)

TJBM survived something they “shouldn’t have.”

@Dog & @Taciturnu come on over, I have 3 wineries, vineyards and a microbrewery within 10 minutes of my house.

True. I almost drowned once.

The jelly below me licks herself at night when she lays down.

Someone please GA this to get rid of the 666 in my lurve!

^^^ Seriously? you lucky dog!

False. I like ALL Beer, light, dark, amber, but yeah, one of my favs. is a locally brewed Scotch Ale…mmmm!

TJBM has piercings or tatoos.

@Coloma Sounds like fun! Let me know what you’d like me to bring! :)

@Coloma LOL sorry! When I saw it was dog commenting right below me, I changed my statement. But about the beer- my favorite is Shiner Bock.

NOPE..
TJBM is in need of serious sleep

@Coloma love them all too. my fav is Chimay

OMG, are you hiding in my closet again? I told you to stop that!

The jelly below me has tried some sort of illegal drug, besides marijuana.

That would explain the clicks I heard earlier…

True, but very few people know that… Well, in RL, anyway. It was a long time ago.

TJBM has a “secret” they don’t like people to know for fear others will judge them.

False. I have no secrets, I sleep really well! haha

TJBM has a hairy back.

False.
TJBM prefers their oatmeal a little bit on the soupy side.

A little, half true, half false. ;-)

TJBM works with someone they can’t stand.

True.
TJBM is adorable (that’s why I want to kiss them.)

Fuck if I know.

TJBM needs a massage.

Yep that would great.

TJBM is jonesing for an iPhone on Verizon Wireless.

LOL No thank you. I am not a fan of Apple. But the food their named after is delicious.

TJBM hasn’t eaten fruit all day.

True!

BUT..I am just about to grab a couple of cuties tangerines right now! and maybe a lemon poppyseed muffin too.

TJBM has had sex in an elevator.

False.
TJBM has a bird feeder in their backyard.

Yes, 4 of them.
TJBM will go to sleep soon. I know I will.

Hopefully, I have to study for midterms __
TJBM has Listened to The Wall from start to finish

False.
8:08 on the west coast..and I am gathering up my bowl of tangerines and a lemon poppyseed muffin to go watch some Dexter.

False. What is the Wall? haha

Doubled up on that one, quick draw

Many, many times. It’s one of my favourite albums.

TJBM has had surgery in the last year.

False.

Is ‘The Wall’ the old Pink Floyd album?

TJBM had a great day.

@Coloma The Wall is a rather lengthy, rather spectacular concept album by Pink Floyd.

@Joker94

I should know that, I was into them in the 70’s

@Coloma Righteous! I love that album!
TJBM Finally gave in and got a smartphone

Nope, I just barely have a cell phone. I really don’t like the idea of people being able to contact me where ever I am.

TJBM likes to brag about their scars.

False
I almost forgot I have a few, they’re really old now, but yeah, some good stories, like drinking and riding horses and crushing my shoulder. haha

TJBM likes 70’s, 80’s and 90’s music.

True, Semi-True, and True. My parents played that kind of stuff around me all the time when I was growing up, so I got hooked on Pink Floyd, The Beatles, REM, and others (including Smashing Pumpkins). There’s only a few 80’s bands I like.
TJBM Doesn’t think that the Star Wars prequel Trilogy was as bad as everyone says it was.

False, I don’t like Star Wars, so I personally think it’s as bad as what everyone said.

TJBM is eating a nice chicken and avacado salad.

False, although if my house had a menu and it was on it, I might order it.

TJBM receives their postal mail in a lockable box or directly into their house.

False.

I live on 5 acres and my mailbox is an old fashioned front opening box ¼ mile from my house.
I am mistress of the easy slide in window grab within a millimeter of my side mirror. lol

TJBM is hooked on ‘Dexter.’

False, I never got around to watching it but have always wanted to.

TJBM has had some part of them catch fire before.

False, but I’ve gotten plenty of burn blisters.

TJBM is happy to see Nial around.

Good grief NO!

TJBM had a good breakfast today.

Not yet, but I plan to, as I have 18” of snow to shovel. Literally.

TJBM is giving up on the shovelling thing after this winter and plans to buy a snow-blower.

No, but maybe put a new motor on the old one. Live in Eastern North Carolina don’t use it much.
TJBM likes to listen to smooth jazz.

False! I do not drink. Not only is it illegal for me to do so, I can’t stand the taste/act itself.

TJBM is debating on going back to bed.

False. I’m perfectly matched this morning.

TJBM is thinking about making french toast for breakfast.

False.

7 a.m. sharp, just poured my 2nd cup of coffee and am still waking up and conptemplating my day.

TJBM needs to color their hair.

not me and glad i have a full head of it
TJBM has had bangers for breakfast

Nope, but if I had any in the house, I sure would!

TJBM also knows what @blueiiznh means (without being a Brit…)

False.
Sounds like an insecticide.

TJBM has big ears.

Kind of…my oh so soft white fuzzy bathrobe, crazy hair, in all my morning glory. lol

TJBM has had a car repair this week.

nope…but needs to get vehicle inspection next week
TJBM flys the Union Jack

False. I sleep like a baby, rarely remember my dreams.

TJBM will be 3 in a row of those of us that have put faces to our names.

@Coloma looks like 3 already

Oh..well uh…I’m still not fully awake.

TJBM is grumpy this morning.

False.

TJBM is looking forward to something.

Hah! True.
I am reading ‘Wesley the Owl’ right now, about a biologist that kept an injured Barn Owl and he lived with her for 19 years!

TJBM needs to clean their house.

Stop peeking!

TJBM has lots of reading glasses strewn about their house.

False. OMG! Is that show still running? I watched it with my daughter about 20 years ago. Horrible, horrible songs! lol

TJBM is in love.

It’s probably Pee Wee Herman in the Barney suit! Ewwww!

No, not really. Maybe I should restate that. I’m not currently in love, but I have been before. There, that is by far more coherent.
TJBM finds the commercial here to be really creepy! I know I do.

umm yeah, that’s weird.

TJBM is happy about all this snow (and lives on the east coast)

I live in the mid west and no, I am not happy about all of this snow.

TJBM keeps their change in a jar.

False. A little box :)

TJBM has had to block people on FB.

True.

TJBM thinks the newer seasons of The Simpsons should be outlawed because they suck so, so bad.

True-ish… I’ve never liked the Simpsons.

The jelly below me has had sex on top of a mountain. It was quite interesting.

True.
But I live on top of a mountain, so, all of my sex is on top of a mountain. ;-)

TJBM has had sex underwater.

Ooh! I was in the water but not completely underwater… does that count?

@WillWorkForChocolate

Yes, haha…that might be dangerous to actually be all the way underwater.

Well, that depends- are you wearing a snorkel? :P

No big deal if you’re Aquaman.

In that case, true.
TJBM prefers vanilla ice cream over chocolate ice cream.

True. But..I make my own coffee ice cream out of it, by adding a spoonful of instant coffee to some mile and mixing it in. Mmmm

TJBM will miss me while I am gone this next hour. haha

omg i am lost without you. umm are you gone
TJBM cant see that I was typing

True.

TJBM has had sex in a ice fishing shanty.

maybe we should have a TJBM has had sex fill in the blank…... thread.

oops @blueiiznh I didn’t see you there!

@wilma it still made sense

Why yes it did!

No.

TJBM is wearing warm house slippers and a bathrobe.

It was the handrail of the slide at school.

TJBM has long beautiful eyelashes

Don’t I wish! Alas, no.

TJBM loves sleeping in flannel, but it sheets, nighties, jammies, whatever

True- I love flannel sheets in the winter!

The jelly below me hates flannel.

Nope. I’m chewing ice. Loudly.
TJBM has a pet sleeping nearby.

I wish he was sleeping! He wants to go back out and play in the snow some more, even though it’s dark and cold. silly dog

TJBM got some great news today

True!! Very much. With a good book.

TJBM is addicted to ice cream.

False, But I do love bottle caps. The rootbeer ones only. (The kids get the rest)

TJBM has to postpone an important event.

True. <sad face> I had to reschedule my kitty cat’s vet appointment because I forgot my daughter has tutoring today. I will be taking Yoda to the vet tomorrow morning, instead.

The jelly below me has actually been poked with a “sharp stick in the eye”.

False, I think. Not that I can remember. I did have a packet of soy sauce thrown at me once, which cut my eye – and I had to wear an eye patch for a week. I felt like a huge idiot wearing that thing.
TJBM doesn’t like soy sauce.

False have three different kinds of Soy or Shoyu.

TJBM is going out for pizza.

Nope. I went for Moroccan this evening. Complete with belly dancers!

TJBM needs a colonoscopy.

Maybe. But my doc. hasn’t ordered one for me yet, I’m not ‘anal’ about it.
I just had a physical & EKG and I have the heart of a 20 yr. old, if only I had my 20 year old boobs. hahaha

TJBM puts bandanas on their dog.

I want my 20 yr old boobs back too.

True-ish. I have done that in the past. Right now, since it’s cold, she’s wearing her favorite sweater.

The jelly below me would do unspeakable things for a Klondike Bar.

Eh, not so much. It would depend on how hungry I am though.
TJBM has been to Vatican city.

False.
But I have been in old headhunter territory in asia, I was more afraid of the cobras and bamboo vipers than the natives.

TJBM is thinking it’s just about Corona time.

Nope but would love to.

TJBM has said “it’s not fair” at least once today.

Ooops, posted at the same time! My above answer was regarding the Vatican city but I don’t want Corona either!

Nope! I had a fantastic morning followed by a long nap and talking to someone special :)

TJBM has been to 13 different states.

More like 49, still have to go to Alaska. Also been in 9 Canadian provinces.

TJBM has a car with more one hundred thousand miles.

False.
But getting close. I’m driving it til it blows up, it’s been a great car…my ‘Silver.’
going out for a spin now, I must tell my Silver how much I love him. lol

TJBM makes a mean spaghetti sauce.

False. I make a nice spaghetti sauce.

TJBM eats souls.

67.7k to be exact!

No, of course not, but I have eaten soul food before.

TJBM needs to gain weight.

False. Au contraire.

TJBM has coins in his or her pockets.

Yes, many all of teeny denominations so they don’t even add up to 25 cents. I need to put them in a jar.

TJBM has a fireplace and oil lamps so is in no (real) distress when the power goes out.

Yes to the fireplace, no to the oil lamps, but we also have lots of candles, cell phones, and flashlights.

TJBM is disabled.

Thankfully not.

TJBM had heard of NCIS before the TV show.

False, I don’t watch the TV show.
TJBM thinks that older movies had way more heart than the ones being made today.

Mmm….false.

Plenty of good movies still.

TJBM has a nervous tic.

No. But once I made a tick nervous. That was just before I killed it.

TJBM is an awesome cook, and loves to cook for crowds. Let me know when dinner’s on!

True & false.

I am a good cook, but more than a handful of guests stresses me out, unless it’s an outdoor BBQ, picnic scene.

TJBM has a mental relative.

True. They didn’t call him “Machine Gun Kelley” for nothing. (No relation to the actual Machine Gun Kelly.)

TJBM believes happy cows come from California.

False. They come from Japan.

TJBM gets very nervous before, during and/or after job interviews.

False.
I’ve arrived at that time of life where nothings a big deal anymore.
Besides, I am self employed, I pass my own interview and drug tests too. lol
Coloma’s magic brownies help her pick the perfect colors for decorating a new house. ;-)

TJBM LOVES Cinnamon toast!

You bet’cha!

TJBM is a confirmed bachelor, or bachelorette.

Forever alone.

TJBM has pencil lead somewhere on their body. Like when you get stabbed by a pencil and it’s that permanent mark.

False. I do have a scar on my shin where I dripped molten plastic on it though. Melting the end of a nylon rope I had cut.

TJBM has a memory foam mattress.

True!

TJBM has ladybugs in their house.

We did a lot in our last house, but the locals told me they weren’t really lady bugs. They never ate aphids; they just messed up the house.

TJBM is a clown. http://www.google.com/images?q=clown&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=u1QuTeiQMITGlQeftIHgCg&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=2&ved=0CEoQsAQwAQ&biw=1366&bih=575

Haha, True. I am a comedienne at heart, if only I was brave enough to go to an amateur night.

TJBM lives in a Tarantula migration path.

I don’t know what that is. I have no intentions of googling. I don’t want you to tell me what it is. I’m going to say no and cross my fingers. And avoid nightmares. And the heebie jeebies.
TJBM is also afraid of spiders.

Thought I was never going to find you guys! You moved three times since I was last here!
Not particularly afraid of all spiders. Jus….COLMA!!!!! I WAS ANSWERING THIS QUESTION!!!!

False. I love all creatures great and small, except when the coyotes eat my cats. ;-(

I am in a tarantula migration zone every October. They are everywhere!

TJBM has been up in a hot air balloon.

@Dutchess_III

Oops, dueling replies, after you my dear.

@Coloma shhhhh! Don’t tell me any more, please! :O

inb4val

Where do you live, Colma? Oklahoma by chance?
I have never been in a hot air balloon. They have spiders living in the balloon that drop on to you when your 50,000 leagues over the sea. @kenmc you sheet!

TJAM is a sheet.

TJBM is allergic to lizard.s.

False. I live in lizard land. Cool little dudes they are.
I am in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains, major Tarantula migration zone.

TJBM has had athletes foot, or jock itch, or some funky fungus.

What the eff at all of this spider talk! Eeeek.
False.
TJBM always wins at Monopoly.

I AM NOT A SHEET. PEOPLE DO NOT SLEEP ON ME UNLESS THEY’RE WELCOME TO.

I once used Astro glide to lube a lizard stuck in the hole of a flower pot, I was very proud of my rescue. lol

Sadly tis true. Referring to the fungus question. The killing part is was under one arm..weird strange!
TJBM is planning a weekend trip and will sadly miss Fluther while gone. After tomorrow I will see you jellies on Monday:(

False. My travel budget was depleted last year. haha

@AmWiser Where are you going for the weekend?

TJBM likes football.

Oops! I was suppose to answer the Monopoly question.
True. I cheat sometimes:D
TJBM is planning a weekend trip and will sadly miss Fluther while gone. After tomorrow I will see you jellies on Monday:(

Will you all let me catch up!!
False. The only sports I might watch is Basketball
Chicago. Taking Mom to the Signature Room on the 95th. She’ll be 90
TJBM needs a vacation

Truer words have never been typed. Someone come and get me, already. I need to get out of Ohio for a weekend, at least. ;)
TJBM has been barefoot in the snow. (Yes, I took that from a thread on here.)

@AmWiser “Taking Mom to the Signature Room on the 95th.” Will that be the 95th floor of the Willis Tower?

Yes. Once I ran around in a blizzard in my boxers. It was cold.

TJBM accidentally ate yellow snow before.

I have never eaten yellow snow! Not that I know of, anyway.
First you guy are butting in on me, and now you’re stealing my barefoot snow quesions!! Ami!! Down girl!

TJBM types really REALLY fast!

@Brian1946 the 95th floor of the Hancock Bldg. Hold on, I’m going to look it up again.

True.

TJBM is a dutch cat.

@kenmc “sheet”..Whoopie Goldberg in Jumpin’ Jack Flash. French girlfriend of Jack leaves answering machine message, “Jaque! You sheet! I never want to talk to you again!

True! I am a Dutch Cat! And you know it! Sheet!

TJBM loves guns and horses.

Dutchess, you’re showing your rings!

@Brian1946 Yep! It’s the Hancock Building

False for guns. True for horses (even though I never rode one:p).
TJBM is eating popcorn, watching TV, and Fluthering.

HA! No popcorn, no TV, Just Fluther

TJBM types slower than I do! So there COLMA!

@Dutchess_III
I just called my friends 90 year old mother, I love that woman, she goes to her favorite steak house/bar & grill every week with her 89 yr. old husband, damn…only 40 years to go. Gah! haha

Nope. I’ve always been a speed demon. ;-)

TJBM has all the lights on in their house right now, Let there be light!

no way
TJBM got their workout today from shoveling snow

False, I got my workout shoveling goose poo in the corral.

@blueiiznh—So you are one of those dark kinda guy’s.lol

Beat you though, Colma!

No…why shovel when the car tires will make it go away??

TJBM feels goofier than usual today. Won again!

Tie.

@Dutchess_III 20 inches does not disappear in the car tires. lol

@Dutchess_III

” C-O-loma”... Ka-low-ma
“Colma” sounds like a medical condition or something. lol
She’s in a Colma. ;-)

LOL @ “she’s in a colma”
False. I’m always goofy.
TJBM shoveled their sidewalk today.

@blueiiznh if it’s 20” then ain’t nobody goin anywhere anyway!

Sorry cole e mah…I’ll try to remember that. Colostema…Col..O.

No, I did not shovel my sidewalk. Them folks is on their own.

TJBM poured salt on their back steps today (or yesterday).

False, the maintenance people did that.

TJBM is eating dinner

@Dutchess_III

Yep, I’m the high colonic, haha

False.
BUT..am about to make my home made stewed tomatoes and french bread. Yum!

TJBM has flatulence.

@ChocolateReigns gets that one!!! Heh heh!

Flatulence. Nope. Not at all.

TJBM was at home all day. TJ wasn’t. I’ve been gone since 4:30, when I had supper. I’d better go eat something so that when I wake up in the morning I won’t be starving.

I am home all day, every day. It would be extremely rare for me to leave my house.
TJBM doesn’t like bananas.

False.

TJBM needs a spa treatment, manicure, pedicure, facial, massaage

Almost false? I wouldn’t mind the massage or spa treatment. Though I’ve never had a treatment before. Noooot sure what it entails.

TJBM has a favourite stuffed animal

False.
My favorite animals are alive.

TJBM has had a high colonic cleansing.

Nooo. False. I like to really know that I trust someone before I let them stick anything up my butt.

TJBM ran/runs track in school.

False.

TJBM likes to talk about themselves.

What else of interest is there to talk about? Humph!!

TJBM has been seriously cut and needed stitches in the past!

True. But it was back in the day and my parents did it themselves with strips of bandaids. Luckily it healed and is not noticable.

TJBM understands [REDACTED]

False,

What is ’ REDACTED’?

TJBM makes a killer chili.

ROFL!!!! ColOma! I seriously just looked that word up myself! I think Fluther has taken it unto it’s own, and it doesn’t exactly mean what Dictionary.com says it means! But…we’ll know eventually!

My husband makes a killer chili. I can only eat a tablespoon at a time before I become seriously redacted.

TJBM takes sleeping aids at bedtime. This includes Nattie Lite.

No, I’ve never taken a sleeping aid. Although I just had some organic tea called “Nighty-nite tea”, so does that count if it doesn’t have any sort of medication in it?
TJBM is nocturnal.

True.
On the other hand…
TJBM is a morning person.

True. I would love to be nocturnal though. I’m going to bed now.
@Dutchess_III I think you have to put the [ ] around [REDACTED] for it to mean [READACTED]

TJBM has played this game since it’s inception.
Thanx;-)

Shi[REDACTED] Like that? I only have so much time before someone, like ColOma jumps in on me and I don’t have time to find my ‘pecial characters!

Yes, I was in on TJBM 1 and 2. Then I went back to work and when I came back I felt like I had come home from school and the family had moved! Finally found you guys at #5 TJBM Road. I guess you’ll be at #12 TJBM Road when I come back again.

TJBM thinks that she or he prefers living in a place where the seasons are well defined! -10 in Winter, 112 in summer.

True. I don’t think, I know. The change of season is very distinct in Ohio. I like it.
TJBM has caught something on fire, unintentionally.

False, thank goodness!!

TJBM knows the outside temperature at the moment off the top of their head.

True. 17F, I looked right before I sat down.
TJBM lives somewhere warmer than I do.

According to weather.com, true. It’s 19F here.

TJBM uses centigrade to measure temperature.

I dunno. Celsius, centigrade, whatever. It’s fucking cold! lol

TJBM has lost their mittens. You bad little kitten.

This DutchCatI sure as hell found her mittens today!

The temp here right now (per Weather.com) is 3.
TJBM is trying to beat DAT!

Off to bed. Catch y’all at #12 TJBM road! Unless I freeze to death in the meantime! Best….question…ever!

F, BTW

Fasle.

3 degrees, makes my 28 feel like a spring day! lol

I hope your kittens are snuggled up under the covers with you.

TJBM will be the last to answer tonight. G’nite peeps.

Maybe. Time will tell!

TJBM has a lot of running around to do tomorrow.

Yes! True indeed….

TJBM has lately been plagued with a cold & a runny nose…..

No mystery there, this has been the Season of Snow and Mucus for me so far. Sounds like a title for something, doesn’t it?

TJBM is tired of the rat race and is looking forward to the weekend.

False.

I havn’t been in the rat race for about 7 years now.
Never going back even if this little rat has to eat moldy cheese. lol

TJBM is in my time zone. 5:06 a.m. PST. Damn, beat the rooster this morning.

False – - I been up three hours ( EST ) no rooster, two dogs that wanted to go out and “Talk it up ” with the other dogs in neighborhood.
TJBM just made a pot of coffee.

False

TJBM has a boring task to do today.

True/false

I can find a way around boring. lol

Going to lunch with a friend, then, maybe I’ll come home and do ‘boring’ chores.

TJBM has seen ‘Black Swan.’

Hmm…Not that I know of.

TJBM is retired. I can’t wait until the end of March when my dad can retire!

False.
I work part time, but will probably do so until I am dead. lol

TJBM prefers silver to gold jewelry.

True. Gold just looks tacky.

TJBM has taken a flight on the London Eye.

Sadly no. My passport is a virgin and likely will expire as such. I always have wanted to see Europe though as well as Scotland.

I do not want to go as a tourist though. I want to blend in and absorb the true culture.

TJBM had a secret hiding place as a kid.

False.
But I spent hours in my cool overgrown backyard playing with my Barbi’s & Breyer horses.
I invented ’ White Water Barbi’ too, I’d make rafts and launch my Barbi’s down the rapids at the nearby creek. I drowned a lot of Barbi’s and lost a lot to the sewers. lol

TJBM LOVES Lemon Poppyseed Muffins.

True- I love any sort of muffin!

The jelly below me loves @Coloma enough to go fish her dearly departed barbies out of the sewer.

Definitely.

TJBM should be doing something else but is Fluthering instead.

False.

TJBM knows what discounted cashflows are.

No, that sounds completely foreign to me. If it involves the stock market, I’m out.
TJBM knows all about the stock market, and invests wisely.

TJBY doesn’t know much, but employs trustworthy people who do, and is very happy.

TJBM can justify any consumption of candy when s/he’s tired.

True- I can justify candy (specifically chocolate) consumption at any time of day, not just when I’m tired! =0)

The jelly below me likes a little waffle with their butter.

False. I love waffles, but the butter is not that important to me.

@etignotasanimum It’s related, yes. See here.

TJBM has used his/her phone’s vibrating capabilities for, um, purposes not intended by the manufacturer.

Nope but I’ve had to retrieve the phones of people who did during the course of my work.

TJBM has insomnia.

False.

I have my toy drawer, but, nothing beats the turbo jets in the hot tub.
I did, once, last year, have a toy go off on it’s own and burrow down to the wooden bottom of the drawer. My walls were humming and I thoguht my house had an electrical problem. Made the discovery in the nick of time, just before I called my neighbor, an electrician over to check out my humming walls.

THANK-GOD! lol

TJBM has a lunch date today.

Oops, doubling up again

@Coloma LMAO! Wouldn’t that have been an interesting neighborly visit…

@WillWorkForChocolate

I’d have never, ever, been able to look him in the eye, ever again!

False…but I wish I had!
TJBM just got in a relationship….

False.
I have not been in a relationship, by choice for the last few years. I like being single, doing what I want.

TJBM is running a hot bath right now. projecting

False. Neither of my bathtubs can run, although one of them took my shower. ;-p

TJBM has registered their phone number with the National Do Not Call Registry.

Yes true, all three of them

TJBM has had something stolen in the last year

yep. Lost one of my hybrid bikes right outta my garage…
TJBM is barefoot

False I like my socks, their nice and comfy.

TJBM has had something unexpected happen this morning, and had to change all their plans for the day.

Well, started the morning with a nice email that changed my mood for the day, does that count?

TJBM has stepped on a grasshopper while barefoot. ugh

this is going to be a hell of an answer of question

False, I’ve lived in cities most of my life and barely recognise a grasshopper when I see one. The first time I did I was convinced it was going to go for my eyes.

TJBM has an intense interest in astrophysics.

lol, sorry Blueiiznh. I had to go get my pizza out the oven, it was quite the battle.

nah….i have intense interests in so much more @Nially_Bob i doo it all the time too but with the phone interupt

TJBM knows what FQDN is and when to use it

True I know what FQDN means, false I don’t know when to use it.

@Blueroses that works

TJBM is drinking, and it’s not even 5

Only if apple juice counts. That’s false. ;)
TJBM wants to tell me what FQDN means.

A fully qualified domain name (FQDN), sometimes referred to as an absolute domain name, is a domain name that specifies its exact location in the tree hierarchy of the Domain Name System (DNS). It specifies all domain levels, including the top-level domain and the root domain. A fully qualified domain name is distinguished by its unambiguity; it can only be interpreted one way.

TJBM knows where I copied and pasted that from.

I’ll guess Wikipedia.

TJBM eats the same breakfast almost every day.

True. Coffee with sugar-free vanilla creamer.

TJBM likes science fiction but not fantasy.

False. I don’t like science fiction or fantasy.
TJBM can touch their toes without bending their knees.

Much to my surprise, I just found out that I can. ;-o

TJBM wouldn’t mind seeing Sarah Palin aiming an unloaded rifle at a moose that was charging straight at her.

No I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.
I have had a moose chase me and charge me. It was VERY scary!

TJBM wants Greek food for dinner

@Brian1946 loaded/unloaded; moose doesn’t allow time for an accurate aim.
Moose:1 Palin:0
Thanks for making me spit pepsi on my screen.

Oh, heck yes I do. Unfortunately, that isn’t going to happen. But, I wish.
TJBM hasn’t read a newspaper in years.

False.

TJBM has a nice suitcase.

Why yes as a matter of fact I do.

TJBM bites their fingernails

Not unless they’re already “loose”. Can’t have a straggler nail.

TJBM has more than 4 pillows on their bed.

False.

TJBM is selfish in bed.

Very false.
TJBM gives to charity regularly.

very true. in many ways
TJBM flipped someone off today

@TheOnlyNeffie ok, i am craving greek food for dinner now

@blueiiznh dont be redundant dont be redundant

Nope. never.

TJBM is a hypochondriac

Yes. It’s probably a side effect of being a nurse.

TJBM doesn’t know that oral sex can cause oropharyngeal cancer.

True. <covers ears/eyes and says “la la la la”>

TJBM always stays through the credits in the movie theater.

True. The crowds usually clear by then.

TJBM has been to the movie theater at least once in the last year. Not me!

Yes. To see Inception. Fantastic film but I don’t think the plot was as hard to follow as some people made out.

TJBM thinks that Duke Nukem Forever won’t actually be released. Ever.

Agreed, it shall be called Duke Nukem Never
TJBM knows that oral sex is not the root of oropharyngeal cancer, but a way of transmitting HPV

True. But it take all the fun out of scaremongering if you actually tell people that.

TJBM has eaten putrefied shark meat (Hákarl) and enjoyed it.

False, but someday when Sharptooth returns I’ll have my vengeance for when he took my Father from me. And it will be delicious.

TJBM owns an exotic pet.

Nope. All I have are boring fish, and as far as I know, not exotic.
TJBM has either met David Bowie or has been to one of his concerts, preferably Ziggy Stardust era. That would have been very cool…

False.

TJBM knows why the male chicken wasn’t able to cross the road.

TJ is guessing “Corey the Cock-blocker” was in the road.

TJBM prefers soft pretzels to hard ones.

@Taciturnu Actually, the poor little dude got lost and refused to ask for directions. ;-p)

True, especially with mustard.

TJBM has actually seen or heard a man ask for directions. ;-o

@Brian1946 lol! Guess that shows where my mind is. . .

Yes, my mom (when we were in a foreign country)
Well I guess she’s not a man, but it will have to do.

TJBM wants a PB&J right now!

Partially true: I’d love to have some pbutter, but I don’t think there are any jellies that would want to lie down on a bread bed for me. ;-)

TJBM knows of a mountain that’s about 90,000 feet high.

False. I’m geographically challenged.

The jelly below me is 19 and a male.

LOL^

Half true, but TJ is not this guy.

TJBM has been mistaken for someone else.
If so, who?

True. Many of times. Never knew the person personally.

TJBM is a ginger

True.

TJBM is thinking about purchasing a new car.

True I am. My car broke down and I really needed it today.
why do these things happen when you need them the most?

TJBM lives in an area where lightning bugs play.

I sure do! They are one of the delights of my summer.

TJBM loves cookies.

True!

Especially ginger snaps, vanilla wafers and chewy chocolate chip with walnuts!

TJBM wants @Lightlyseared to expound on this oral sex, cancer link.

Now I’ve heard everything!

Lightlyseared already has. ;-)

TJBM has occasionally given an answer just to be a wisenheimer, and was surprised when they got some GA’s anyway. ;-o

No. The truth is it got modded off. It wasn’t even bad. Sigh*

TJBM is about to fall asleep in his/her chair. That’s what my husband is doing.

No, I’m still wide awake, it’s only 6:30! I still have time to watch a movie or something before going to bed….and maybe have more of that Nighty-nite tea (yum).
TJBM likes to LARP.

Kind of.

TJBM thinks dolphins are the coolest animals in the world. TJ isn’t sure. Dogs are quite close.

False
TJBM is making big plans for Valentine’s Day

False. I am really not the sentimental, romantic type. At all. I might buy him a card if I think of it. It’s just another day.
TJBM is right handed.

False. South Paw here.

TJBM has wind chimes

True. One hanging by my back door and one hanging from the cherry tree in the side yard. I’d like to get a bamboo one, they sound so beautiful.
TJBM has seen a wild cat somewhere other than the zoo.

No, I don’t go into nature enough for that to happen. I do have raccoons living under my shed, which I believe is pretty wild. It’s a mom and her babies, and they’re so cute! One of the babies climbed my fence and then was confused about how to get down. I should probably call animal control, but I don’t have the heart to make them leave….
TJBM has wrestled a gator. Crikey! That would be scary.

has had Fisher Cats in his back yard

True.

I came face to face with a mountain lion behind the goose barn one night a few summers ago. It’s eye’s were HUGE in the beam of my flashlight, we locked eye’s for about 30 seconds, extremely tense, and then, it just walked away into the brush. Whew!
I have seen a few more but from a distance.

Yes, I DID run, like hell back to the house after it seemed safe.

TJBM likes cranberry sauce.

@blueiiznh

That is so cool!
They are like Wolverines kind of huh?

False, I have not wrestled with a gator. RIP Croc Hunter! lol

True I like cranberry sauce. Love it, actually.

TJBM has read something by Khalil Gibran.

Kind of. It doesn’t have to be incredibly sweetened, but I have to have it a bit more sweet than natural.

TJBM has had a computer virus recently.

This is confusing, who’s saying “true” and “false” to who.

@ChocolateReigns

Go, go, now…merge! lol

@ChocolateReigns To the person above them. in response to the TJBM. they’re saying whether or not it’s t/f for themselves.

False! Thankfully. I hate viruses.

TJBM is starting school again soon.

True I’m going back to study genetics this year

TJBM is sick and tired of the career they chose.

False. I have 3 very fun and diverse jobs. I’ve never been a lifer on any certain career path.

TJBM is old enough to remember 60’s TV shows, like Gilligans Island, Bewitched, Hogans Heros, Bonanza, The Brady Bunch….

I remember them being on, but they were reruns on Nick at Night. But I liked a few of them.

TJBM is anal about grammar.

l0l thats true1 (True)

TJBM feels unnerved when buying things online.

False. I feel relieved to not have to physically go somewhere to get what I want. I’m lazy like that.

TJBM has had a panic attack for a ridiculous reason. TJ has.