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skeh0138's avatar

Can any one tell me a quick story?

Asked by skeh0138 (111points) April 11th, 2008

with some kind of coherence, funny, sad, heroic, pathetic, tragic, etc,
revenge would be great though.

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Breefield's avatar

Well, yesterday I was at the neighbor’s house because I’m watching their dogs while they’re gone. So I let the dogs outside to take a piss and I think to myself…the computer is on…no-one is home….I better check his history (I’m just nosy like that). So I hop on, look at his history and the last search in the history is for “hariy porn.’ I laughed soooooo hard, until I cried even.

gr8drmrs's avatar

once upon a time and they lived happily ever after. The end.

soundedfury's avatar

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

Grim's avatar

One time I went to Hawaii with my family. My brother got stung by an urchin, my dad ran over my foot and dragged me roughly 12 feet before stopping and my mom got some weird cyst and ended up in the emergency room. I don’t like Hawaii that much…

peedub's avatar

“Look deep into the hair and imagine floating in a warm sea of razored patterns. Do not look outside the hair. You are growing sleepy. When I count down from ten you will see a bronzed Greek god instead of a tedious nightclub promoter named Stef. Looook into the haaaaair.” The End.

Allie's avatar

soundedfury: That is the saddest six word story Ive heard. Well, what it makes me think about is sad.
peedub: the embarrassing moment question is one of mine. yay! now maybe we’ll hear more embarrassing stories. =]

sndfreQ's avatar

Here’s a classic based on three-act play structure (and 95 percent of Hollywood films):

Boy meets girl
Boy loses girl
Boy gets girl back

scubydoo's avatar

I woke up this morning.
I went to work.
I got off work and come home.
I’m surfing Fluther.

scubydoo's avatar

or the classic that I remember hearing in 5th grade..

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys came out to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
He came and killed the two dead boys.
If you don’t believe my story is true,
go ask the blind man, he saw it too

Robby's avatar

The end…

soundedfury's avatar

@Allie – It’s Hemingway’s original “6-word story.”

susanc's avatar

When my brother was 3 he told our daddy this story (Daddy thought everyone
should have a turn):
I was walking down the road, and I came to a hole in the road, and it smiled at me.

pattyb's avatar

once upon a time, a long time ago, there was this website called fluther. People used to ask good questions that could be discussed in an adult and wise manner and you can actually learn something. Unlike this question, that is not even a question but a stupid request. The end.

trainerboy's avatar

There once was a town where it never rained. The end.
From the movie “Holes” with Jon Voigt.

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