What question do you suppose you ask most as you go about your daily life?

Why can’t people see how cliche they sound? Why are they okay with articulating the same superficial sentiments over and over? Do they all share the same textbook of responses for every day situations?

Where are my car keys?
and how do they make phthalo blue? Cobalt only? How,damnit!,how??

Mine is, “Do I really want to do this?” The answer is frequently, “Hell no!” I’m a giant Procrastinator.

Is it time to partydown?

Does “WTF?” count?

Where is the restroom? <- Really, I need to shit.

Why is that driver talking on a &^&%$! cell phone???!!!

“Where are my pants?”

“Why is there a tiger in the bathroom?”

@erichw1504 lol.
The one that I most frequently ask other people: “What do you need/want?” or “What can I get for you/Can I make you something to eat/get you something to drink?”

The one that I ask myself most often: “Have I been as productive today as I would have liked?”

@Harple, are you having a good day?

When others are involved: How can I help? or What can I do for you?

However, I am constantly asking myself how much longer it will be before I reach that happy time when I can support my preferred lifestyle without having to trade time for money.

You wanna go out – mebbe see a flick or have some eats?

Are we there yet?

“Damn, where did I put <insert name here of whatever I’m looking for>?

“Would you like a shmoke-and-a-pancake?”

Thanks peeps. An interesting array of responses, hmmm….I wonder if some are…???

@erichw1504 Nah i’d prefer a flapjack und a shigarette or a shigar und a waffle or maybe even a pipe und a crepe. I’m really not that fussed.

Would you pour me another glass of wine… Pleease!

Why haven’t I done X yet? (as in X the variable, not the drug. I’m pretty aware of why I haven’t done that.)

Why am I doing this again?
Why haven’t I finished?
How long is this going to take?
Why do I keep procrastinating?

I too ask questions about what I’m doing… all the time… should I be doing this?

Is it Beer o Clock yet?

@Arbornaut Everytime is beer time!

@erichw1504 Iv got a feeling you and me would get on just fine…

Is that guy staring at me because he’s judging me or is he staring at me by accident? Am I staring at him now?

“Why are people like that?”

Today: How come I’m so screwed up?