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Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me______ Part 7!

Asked by AmWiser (14932points) January 26th, 2011

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily

The response might be:
False! I hate coffee or,
True!

Then they might state:
The Jelly below me has blond hair.

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

Thanks to the Mods, we can continue this thread weekly until…. Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Hopefully all most Jellies will join in.

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553 Answers

AmWiser's avatar

The Jelly Below Me (TJBM) is enjoying this snowy Winter because he/she loves to ski.

Aethelwine's avatar

Somewhat true. I am enjoying this snowy winter and winter is my favorite season, but I do not ski.

TJBM played a drinking game last night while watching the state of the union address.

nebule's avatar

False… Although she was drinking last night whilst watching Grey’s Anatomy…

TJBM is a truly inspiring person who has creativity and flare, wit and a beauty that permeates and seeps into those who come into contact with them…

WasCy's avatar

It’s about time someone recognized that fact. Thanks, @nebule. But it’s ‘flair’, not ‘flare’.

TJBM wasted the evening watching some political speech on television last night.

syz's avatar

False. Although I would’ve liked to have watched the State of the Union Address, this has been a tough week, and I just went to bed as quickly as I could.

TJBM is goofing off at work, and…...Look out! Here comes the boss! ~

nebule's avatar

@WasCy whoops! of course! :-)

Supacase's avatar

True. I am goofing off at work – I should be cleaning house or doing laundry – and I am my boss.

TJBM is drinking coffee.

Foolaholic's avatar

Incorrect-o. Not a coffee fan; if I need a pick up in the morning I usually get tea. Oolong preferably.

TJBM is an AVID reader.

tedibear's avatar

Very true! I keep my local library in business.

TJBM is having a hard time waking up today.

Jude's avatar

TJAM seems like a sweetheart.

OpryLeigh's avatar

That is very true indeed!

TJBM may have to give something they enjoy up.

Hey Jude! Wrong thread!

Jude's avatar

Doh. Not enough coffee this morning.

False.

TJBM could use a good massage.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

You got that right. That’s also going to be a question in a minute.
TJBM loves Elvis movies.

shego's avatar

False

TJBM has dressed up in a mascot outfit at a sporting event.

stardust's avatar

False

TJBM had a sweet dream last night

Aesthetic_Mess's avatar

False

TJBM hates classical music.

Summum's avatar

False I love classical music.

TJBM Watches the skies for UFO’s. Grin

cookieman's avatar

False. Although I secretly wish they were real.

TJBM is annoyed that peanut butter & jelly is no longer school-kid’s staple food due to food allergies. In other words, TJBM <3 PB&J.

Aesthetic_Mess's avatar

True, lol.

TJBM truly believes the world will end in 2012.

JilltheTooth's avatar

Uh, no. If it does, well I won’t be around to care, will I?

TJBM loves to make cookies.

etignotasanimum's avatar

True, especially chocolate chip ones. Sometimes I eat the dough raw because “I need to make sure that I got all the ingredients right”. :)
TJBM would prefer to eat cookie dough raw than actually bake cookies.

blueiiznh's avatar

ewwww..nooooooo well maybe
TJBM is still in their sleeping garb

YoBob's avatar

Well, technically true as I do not sleep in any “garb” and my birthday suit always comes along with me.

TJBM is already on their 3rd cup of coffee this morning.

partyparty's avatar

False. I don’t drink coffee at all
TJBM has more than one pet

tedibear's avatar

@Jude – awwww. Thanks! You made my day. :~)

True. We have 2 cats and a bunch of goldfish that live in a pond outside

TJBM is waiting for important information.

Aethelwine's avatar

True. Waiting to find out if my son can get a scholarship for $800 or he won’t be able to attend classes this semester at his university. He’ll get the call today. Keep your fingers crossed for us, please?

TJBM has giggled so hard that they peed their pants.

tranquilsea's avatar

No, that would be my sister: she has a really weak bladder.

TJBM meditates daily

blueiiznh's avatar

true…...
TJBM doesnt understand the questions about peeing or being peed on

tranquilsea's avatar

False. I think I understand it and if it is what I think it is then that’s just gross.

TJBM would classify themselves as a saver more than a spender.

Mat74UK's avatar

False __according to the wife__
TJBM hates the daily commute.

erichw1504's avatar

False: My workplace is merely an hour away. I love to walk to work.

TJBM loves peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Blueroses's avatar

Yum!

TJBM enjoys spending a Saturday morning at a swap meet or flea market.

tranquilsea's avatar

False. The last time I was at a flea market I was 11.

TJBM is an early riser.

blueiiznh's avatar

false. I am a night owl, does that count if I dont go to sleep?
TJBM is a movie buff

erichw1504's avatar

True. Not so much with older films, but definitely anything from the 80’s and on.

TJBM enjoys surprise parties that are for him/her.

Blueroses's avatar

False. My first reaction to being surprised is to punch somebody

TJBM has seen an eagle in flight

Summum's avatar

True I see them all the time up at Flaming Gorge Lake in Utah. Magnificent

TJBM Talks in his sleep.

Foolaholic's avatar

Highly possible. My roommates haven’t complained about anything, but I know for a fact I roll in my sleep like a log down a hill.

TJBM wants to spend more time traveling

Aethelwine's avatar

True. It’s been almost two years since our last vacation. I’m ready to hop in the car now!

TJBM has never participated in a viewing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

(btw- I got the call. Great news, my son got the scholarship. I’m SO happy). :D

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

True. Actually, I’ve never ever seen it in any capacity. Hmm.

TJBM hates mayonnaise.

@jonsblond Good to hear. Congrats for you and your son. :)

Aesthetic_Mess's avatar

True!

TJBM hates the smell of vanilla.

Blueroses's avatar

False. Vanilla is one of the wonders of the world.

TJBM has more than 3 remote controls on the coffee table.

yay! @jonsblond

erichw1504's avatar

True, but not for long. I’ll be getting a universal pretty soon.

TJBM has a walk-in closet in the bedroom.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

True.

TJBM knows their postal person’s first name.

erichw1504's avatar

False, couldn’t even tell you what he/she looks like.

TJBM calls their mother by something other than mom, mommy, mother, or mum.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

True…I used to like to joke with her that way. ;)
TJBM loves to run.

erichw1504's avatar

True, I had to run a lot in the military and I actually enjoyed it.

TJBM once ate a whole carton of cookies to him or herself.

Supacase's avatar

Oreos. Dunked in milk, to be exact. I want to barf just from the memory

TJBM has had an uninvited, wild (as in, not a pet) animal in their house.

Aesthetic_Mess's avatar

True, a pigeon flew in my house once.

TJBM loves going out in the rain.

Foolaholic's avatar

Only to the beach. One of the greatest joys in the world is body-surfing in the rain.

TJBM has eaten cuttlefish

erichw1504's avatar

False, couldn’t even tell you what they look like.

TJBM has been inside the Statue of Liberty.

syz's avatar

True. Twice.

TJBM is afraid of spiders.

tedibear's avatar

Very, very, very true. Almost phobic.

TJBM has been to at least three national parks in the U.S.

partyparty's avatar

False. I haven’t even been to the U.S.
TJBM has piercing blue eyes

Aesthetic_Mess's avatar

False, dull brown eyes.

TJBM has met someone famous.

JustJessica's avatar

True, Deion Sanders, and Cedric the entertainer, oh and asshole Mario Lopez.

TJBM has had their heart broken.

Rytt's avatar

True. Recently in fact.

TJBM had a stranger do something nice for them.

erichw1504's avatar

True, if doing “the stranger” counts.

TJBM has seen a single movie at least 10 times.

reijinni's avatar

Not in a theater.

TJBM has never been more than 80 miles from their birthplace.

Vunessuh's avatar

False. I’ve been overseas before.

TJBM has had major surgery before.

Kardamom's avatar

Sorta false, I’ve had my tonsils removed so I was under, but I don’t think that’s considered major surgery.

The jelly below me has a weird obsession.

tinyfaery's avatar

I don’t think so.

TJBM loves chocolaty cereal.

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

Nope. Honey Nut Cheerios is more my style.

TJBM owns at least one DVD in which English is not the primary language.

erichw1504's avatar

False, I wouldn’t be able to watch it all the way through if I did.

TJBM always drinks coffee after their entrée at a restaurant.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

False.Sometimes I just eat and run. Joke joke joke! XD
TJBM has cut their own hair.

tranquilsea's avatar

True but just my bangs.

TJBM can wiggle their ears.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Not a chance!
TJBM is a finger clicker/snapper!

Vunessuh's avatar

False.

TJBM dresses up their spatulas in Barbie clothing.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

TRUE! OMG, how did you know that?

The jelly below me thinks watching two cats groom each other is one of the cutest things in the freaking universe!

Aethelwine's avatar

True. It is absolutely adorable. In fact, my kitties are doing it right now. srsly

TJBM likes to eat breakfast foods for dinner.

tinyfaery's avatar

I eat breakfast food all day. I love cereal.

TJBM has a Wii.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

We have a Wii, a Super NES, a PS2 and a PS3. We’re so deprived.

The jelly below me would seriously fight me (knock down, drag out, girlie slap fight!) for a kiss from Johnny Depp.

JilltheTooth's avatar

Yes. Unequivocally yes. Yeserooni. Yeperdoodle. Yuppity yup. Absolutamente.

TJBM goes to the library.

Blueroses's avatar

Nope. They banned me because I don’t return books.

TJBM thinks I’ll beat @WillWorkForChocolate to the post

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@JilltheTooth I will be yanking your hair and making your eyes water so much that you can’t even see Johnny anymore. Just so you’re forewarned.

True, @Blueroses, damn you! :P

The jelly below me is shocked and appalled that @Blueroses has stolen library books!

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Nope, Blueroses is such a bookworm that all the books are being read a thousand times over.
TJBM overate

Blueroses's avatar

hey! I will return them. I just confused the library with Netflix. So it’s been a couple of years. I’m waiting for amnesty day :) And that’s true, Zephyra… thanks for understanding

JilltheTooth's avatar

TJAM never “steals” books. They are just informally renewed.
Yeah, I just roasted a chicken in my brand-new (delivered this AM) stove. It was yummy.

TJBM hasn’t seen Black Swan yet but wants to.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

True – my friend just sent me a link for it – I’ll probably watch it tonight.
TJBM is a good dancer.

shego's avatar

False

TJBM has had a chinchilla

erichw1504's avatar

False, maybe someday.

TJBM has a pet cat.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True, but that’s hardly any of your business. Oh. I see. Yes, I have two kitties. Of the animal variety.

The jelly below me has never had a cavity.

JilltheTooth's avatar

That would be me, I have had all of the cavities. Neat little genetic legacy from my Dad. Good thing he was a lovely man in all other respects

TJBM has been to a wedding in the last year.

erichw1504's avatar

True, my own!

TJBM shaves his/her legs on a regular basis.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

False. Only when I feel like it, for a tango outfit.
TJBM has chapped lips.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

No, I moisturized them a few hours ago
TJBM is constantly bugged by a neighbor.

tranquilsea's avatar

Partially true. They bug us sometimes but not all the time.

TJBM works out a gym

tinyfaery's avatar

Bwahaha. Nope.

TJBM watches too much TV.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

False.I rarely watch tv,
TJBM is very strong physically.

Brian1946's avatar

False.

False.

TJBM knows what the opposite of faults is. ;-)

kenmc's avatar

Mountains?

TJBM just finished a book.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True. I finish a different book every day.

The jelly below me has read the Inkheart trilogy.

Jude's avatar

False.

TJBM is a Sedaris fan.

Blueroses's avatar

True, true TRUE! It’s one of the books I “borrowed” and I have all his books on audio!

TJBM wants to add me on facebook and have a 3-way (Scrabble. Get your mind out of the gutter)

Vunessuh's avatar

We’re already friends on Facebook! :D
I’d Scrabble with you any day.

TJBM has nicknamed someone Pancakes before.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Oh damn, I got excited there for a minute.

nebule's avatar

Nope… although I do call my son ‘muffinman’ sometimes… I do not know why it just seemed to fall out of my mouth one day… :-/ ‘sweetcheeks’ and honeypot’ are amongst my other favourites….

TJBM sings opera to themselves when no-one else is around….

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

If Phantom of the Opera counts, then yes.

The jelly below me is Brian.

HA!

Brian1946's avatar

True.

TJBM has a jelly they’d like to meet, but doesn’t think that it will happen.

Jude's avatar

Not sure if it’s going to happen. It is a possibility.

For TJBM, chocolate milk is a staple in their diet.

Brian1946's avatar

Not now, but I might be one of the first people to try organic chocolate almond milk, if they ever make it.

TJBM has memorized a number such as the one for their credit card or drivers’ license.

Vunessuh's avatar

Fuck no, that’s too much work.

TJBM loves cheese!

nebule's avatar

I do love cheese but cheese does not love me… blue cheeese yumm…... and wine

TJBM should get out of getting caught in a Fluther loop because they need to go and do other productive things….but isn’t going to because it’s so much fun here!

erichw1504's avatar

True, happens everyday at work.

TJBM Changes their avatar at least once a month.

Jude's avatar

True!

TJBM drinks straight from the the milk carton (on occasion).

JustJessica's avatar

TRUE!!! It’s my milk I bought it!

TJBM likes big butts and they can not lie….

Brian1946's avatar

So true! :-D

TJBM knows the ending of the phrase that begins, “The bigger the cushion, ....”.

Blueroses's avatar

“The sweeter the pushin’... you know what I mean!”

TJBM can fill in the next line starting with “My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo…”

erichw1504's avatar

“I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo.”

TJBM can fill in the next line starting with “Life is like a box of chocolates…”

Blueroses's avatar

—too busy singing the rest of “Big Bottom”. My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sights. Big game is waiting there, inside her tights

Brian1946's avatar

I think it ends with, ”...you never know what you’re gonna git!”

TJBM knows what a ceement pond is.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I shore do! I swum in one all my life!

The jelly below me thinks finger puppets are creepy.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Nope, they are cute!
TJBM is creeped out by clowns!

nebule's avatar

Yes I am!...can’t stand them! <shudder>

TJBM is very photogenic

kenmc's avatar

AHAHAHAHAHA No.

TJBM is trying to quit something.

PhiNotPi's avatar

No.
TJBM learned English as his/her second language.

Vunessuh's avatar

False. It’s my first and only language at the moment.

TJBM likes sprinkles.

Summum's avatar

Yes but it does depend on where you put them. There are many clever places to use sprinkles. Grin

TJBM Can Fly

Blueroses's avatar

Only on the Astral Plane, darn it.

TJBM has been disappointed by the taste of an attractive cupcake.

etignotasanimum's avatar

True, but not recently. The worst I’ve had was banana and chocolate (gags).
TJBM has vacationed in the Caribbean.

Brian1946's avatar

Somewhat true: I’ve been on shore leave in the Caribbean.

TJBM has not said the pledge of allegiance since they were 18 or younger.

Blueroses's avatar

good question @Brian1946. It doesn’t come up as often as the Anthem singing

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False.

The jelly below me has never made a grocery list.

Brian1946's avatar

False.

TJBM has experienced pain in rejecting the friendship or romantic interests of a good person.

augustlan's avatar

Definitely true. :(

TJBM is thinking about what to make for dinner.

Fred931's avatar

False. Leftovers have already been decided. Woo.

TJBM lol’ed at my last bit back in Part 6.

Blueroses's avatar

True. I always lol at you, @Fred931

TJBM thinks life is F**in’ Perfect

tranquilsea's avatar

False. But it is good enough most of the time.

TJBM has at least 15 live plants in their house.

tinyfaery's avatar

Nope. I have no indoor plants. My cats will eat them.

TJBM has never seen The Matrix.

Nially_Bob's avatar

False. Fifteen now unusable spoons are evidence of that.

TJBM has a tendency to wander when they’re on a schedule.

tranquilsea's avatar

I never wander.

TJBM has broken a bone.

Vunessuh's avatar

True, but only my wittle toe.

TJBM still watches The Price is Right!

syz's avatar

Good lord, no! I only watched that while visiting my grandmother. And have you seen Bob Barker in the State Farm commercial? Frightening!!!!

TJBM pees in the shower.

Brian1946's avatar

Occasionally.

TJBM would rather walk with a horse than ride one.

Jude's avatar

False. I’d rather ride.

The jelly below me knows someone with a reverse mullet (Kate Gosselin).

tranquilsea's avatar

False.

TJBM is sound sensitive.

augustlan's avatar

True. The number one cause of most of my panic attacks has been sound overload. It’s not so much a loud sound, but a lot of sound(s) that does it.

TJBM has a piercing in something other than an earlobe.

shego's avatar

True my tongue is pierced.

TJBM has tattoos

tinyfaery's avatar

Yep.

TJBM hates the heat.

Jude's avatar

False. I would rather have it than the cold.

TJBM plans on taking a trip during Spring Break.

shego's avatar

True Vegas baby!!!

TJBM hangs out at Starbucks whenever they can.

Brian1946's avatar

False, although I did have a cup of coffee about 12 years ago.

TJBM has never seen anyone with a tattoo on their forehead.

Jude's avatar

True.

TJBM climbed trees as a kid.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

And still have scars from my skinned knees to prove it!

The jelly below me thinks it’s suspicious that I just made Chinese food for dinner and I can’t find my cat…

Vunessuh's avatar

Nah, I would just ask you to pass the teriyaki cat chicken.

TJBM has seen their favorite stand-up comedian live.

Brian1946's avatar

Partially past-tense true. I saw Woody Allen when he was my favorite comedian.
I think my current favorite is Seinfeld and I’d like to see him.

TJBM has seen a bear in the wilderness.

Foolaholic's avatar

I wish! But sadly no…..

TJBM has never played a Zelda game : (

Jude's avatar

FALSE. I was playing one a few weeks ago! Zelda is my favorite.

TJBM peed out in the woods whilst camping.

etignotasanimum's avatar

False; I’ve never been camping. I’m thinking about planning a trip with some friends for summer vacation, though. We’ll see how well that works out…
TJBM stops to pick up interesting looking papers off the ground and/or loves to find written comments in a used book. (I’m asking this because I found a sort of amusing video where this guy explains a paper he found on the ground and then makes up a song about it. I think it’s pretty cool. :D)

Foolaholic's avatar

Well I certainly don’t go that far, but I have been known to be overly-curious of things I find lying around…..

TJBM dances like a well-oiled machine specifically designed to shake it.

@Jude I’m so relieved. Much Lurve :D

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False. My hands have excellent rhythm with a pair of drumsticks, but that rhythm doesn’t extend to my feet.

The jelly below me thinks it’s hilarious that after my cat/chinese food comment above, my hubby just got home, started eating and asked where the cats were. (They usually run out and greet him)

tranquilsea's avatar

LOL true.

TJBM has cavities in their teeth.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

Very True
TJBM has been horny all day.

tranquilsea's avatar

Not today, strangely. Usually, I’m good and ready for 4pm too bad hubby doesn’t get home until 6:30pm

TJBM loves to debate politics.

tedibear's avatar

As false as false can be!

TJBM cooks a great pasta dish that they will now tell us about.

cookieman's avatar

False, but I often eat a great pasta dish that my wife makes.

TJBM would hug a complete stranger if he/she saw them crying alone at a bus stop.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

True.I probably would. :)
TJBM loves birds.

Vunessuh's avatar

True! I love fidmouths! XD
And birdie bagel bites are tasty.

TJBM likes zombie movies.

Brian1946's avatar

I prefer scary movies featuring creatures or beings that don’t get as much screen time, such as succubi.
However, I’d like to see Zombieland or a Mel Brooks production portraying Christ as a 2,000-years old zombie.

TJBM has had a picture taken of them while they were asleep.

Fred931's avatar

False.

TJBM wants to make a gamble; specifically, that this link is not a prank of some sort and goes to something useful, or something that isn’t just a silly picture. :)

Brian1946's avatar

False.

TJBM has talked or cooperated their way out of getting a traffic ticket.

Taciturnu's avatar

True. The copper told me I was a “good chick” even after he recognized me as someone he pulled over earlier in the month, also for speeding. He then asked about my relationship status. ::bats eyes::

TJBM practices “Minute to Win It” games at home.

Brian1946's avatar

Taciturnu: what was your reply to his question about your relationship status?

I might if I had all night to clean up after myself. ;-p

TJBM is interested in the subject of serial killers.

Vunessuh's avatar

I do like to watch biographies on serial killers. You can find some great ones made by A&E and the Biography Channel. Last week I watched something on Robert Pickton, the Pig Farmer Killer. My junior year in high school I did research and a report on Ed Gein and the Amityville murders. It’s the psychology of it all, especially behind doing what these people do that I find rather fascinating.

TJBM cracks their knuckles.

shego's avatar

True I do, I think it’s out of habit.

TJBM is having a bowl of their favorite cereal.

Brian1946's avatar

Not yet, but perhaps later.

TJBM can name a movie they like that was released before they were born.
If so, which one?

Blueroses's avatar

Easy. The Point. Wonderful animated film and infinitely quotable

TJBM relates to Barney on HIMYM no matter which sex he/she is

Jude's avatar

False (never seen the show). No cable.

TJBM could easily eat a ½ jar of dill pickles in one sitting.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

Easily, I can eat two jars in one sitting
TJBM has had a heart attack.

JustJessica's avatar

False and knock on wood I never do.
TJBM Dances naked in the moon light…

Blueroses's avatar

Can I just have one more moondance with you, my love?

TJBM can rock a game of Trivial Pursuit

Brian1946's avatar

That’s sometimes true.

TJBM has one of their favorite tunes as a ring tone.

tinyfaery's avatar

Nope.

TJBM loves bacon.

cookieman's avatar

::Homer Simpson voice::
Mmmmmmmm…Baaaconnn

TJBM moisturizes parts of their body daily.

Mat74UK's avatar

False – I have yet to get in touch with my feminine side!
TJBM loves home made soup.

JilltheTooth's avatar

True. I’m so snotty about my own soup that I’ll rarely eat anybody else’s.

TJBM has a flashlight in every room in case of a power outage.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Not in every room, but almost.
TJBM likes kale and brussel sprouts

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Love anything in cabbage family.

TJBM has an autographed book.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Barry Melrose autographed my History of Hockey book.
TJBM is also a dork like me.

tedibear's avatar

Very true! And I covet that book!

TJBM loves to garden.

Aethelwine's avatar

True. Our new home has a huge area for a garden and I just bought a ton of seeds last week. I can’t wait! We’re going to have a pumpkin patch, strawberries, tomatoes, green beans, peppers, lettuce, carrots and cucumbers. :D

TJBM desperately misses the series Lost.

erichw1504's avatar

Nope, the only episode I watched was the series finale. Hah! I just had to see what all the hype was about.

TJBM recently dyed their hair a completely different color than their natural color.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False. I just switched from maroon back to my normal dark brunette.

The jelly below me would be shocked to learn I haven’t eaten any chocolate today. Yet.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I can’t F&*@#$G believe it.

Have you smelled any chocolate?

TJBM has over 10 magazine subscriptions.

tranquilsea's avatar

False. Currently I have none.

TJBM frequently falls asleep in front of the tv.

erichw1504's avatar

False, I rarely do. The TV can usually hold me attention well. On the other hand, my wife can fall asleep instantly in front of it.

TJBM Cuts their sandwiches diagonally across the bread.

tranquilsea's avatar

LOL, sometimes to just mix it up I do. My youngest son, when he was 3–7 had a complete meltdown if I cut his sandwich diagonally and he wanted just that day straight across or vise versa.

TJBM prefers smaller dogs to larger ones.

Jude's avatar

Nope. Equal opportunity dog lover (all sizes!)

TJBM has laughed so hard, they peed a little.

Brian1946's avatar

I’ve laughed that hard before, but with different anatomical results.

TJBM has tried to smell a flower and discovered that there was a bee there.

erichw1504's avatar

Knowing me, I probably wouldn’t.

TJBM Has witnessed a car crash in real life.

Brian1946's avatar

I’ve been in some low-speed car crashes (left and u-turners cutting me off), so I’ve been a first-person witness a few times.

TJBM has been a plaintiff or a defendant in a small claims court case.

tranquilsea's avatar

Not in small claims but I have been the plaintiff in regular court.

TJBM would swallow a tape worm to lose weight.

blueiiznh's avatar

seeing i dont need to lose weight, that is easy. no in either regards
TJBM slept like a baby last night

Jude's avatar

False. I had a rough go. Late night Yoga messed me up. Couldn’t calm down.

TJBM has been turned on by someone talking about the cosmos and Carl Sagan.

tranquilsea's avatar

Although I love talking and thinking about the cosmos and I enjoy listening to Carl Sagan: I’ve never been turned on by it.

TJBM loves antiques.

Brian1946's avatar

I do if they have historical significance.

TJBM knows someone who was in the military during the Vietnam War.

blueiiznh's avatar

Yes, I know several. and other wars
TJBM knows there is a super humongous black hole at the center of the Milky Way

tranquilsea's avatar

True. Now if we only figure out a way to travel through said black hole….

TJBM knows what makes you right or left handed.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No, but I can’t make up my mind . . write right handed, play baseball lefty shoot a gun with either…. Use to be able to write lefty also…

TJBM Can parallel park a car, easy.

tranquilsea's avatar

True.

Handedness is a inherited trait which is why lefties run in families. At some point in our history left handedness must have been a favourable trait.

TJBM knows that it doesn’t matter what numbers you pick for the lottery you have the same chance (slim to none) chance of winning the lottery.

erichw1504's avatar

Yes, that is why I barely even do those scratch off tickets.

TJBM talks aloud to his or herself at least once a day.

tranquilsea's avatar

True. The speaking/hearing connection makes me remember better.

TJBM knows why you can “draw” with a sparkler at night.

erichw1504's avatar

True. When our eyes are exposed to a bright light we can see a spot in our vision where the light was for a few seconds (i.e. flash from a camera). So, when we watch a sparkler move about in our hand, we see the trace of light it has made. Not very scientific, but it’s the best way I can explain it.

TJBM Is not where they saw them self 5 years ago.

Jude's avatar

Very true.

TJBM prefers to sleep on their stomach.

Brian1946's avatar

I used to but I prefer sleeping on my left side now.

TJBM wears or knows someone that wears a black t-shirt when they sleep.

erichw1504's avatar

True, I often do.

TJBM has gone on a diet as some point in their life.

Jude's avatar

True (was stupid about it three years ago, and it got out of control. I went down to 95 lbs. I am 5’2” and exercised and cut calories like crazy. My hair thinned out and my nails brittle. Never again).

TJBM drinks the milk out of their cereal bowl.

tedibear's avatar

True!

TJBM loves chocolate marshmallow ice cream.

erichw1504's avatar

False, I don’t love it, but it is okay.

TJBM Wishes to travel in outer space before they die.

tranquilsea's avatar

False, but that is my youngest son’s most fervent desire.

TJBM has lived with roommate before

Brian1946's avatar

True. I rented out my other bedroom to someone about 30 years ago for 6 months.

TJBM has at least one pest that they have to deal with occasionally.

Aethelwine's avatar

Hmmm…. Do creditors count? ;)

TJBM has voted for a republican at some point in their life.

Brian1946's avatar

False. The farthest right that I’ve ever voted is Democrat.

TJBM tries not to hug or shake hands with someone who has a cold or some other contagious illness.

tranquilsea's avatar

Not a germaphobe. I know I can’t really avoid a cold and anytime I’ve tried I usually end up getting it.

TJBM has worn braces at some point in their life.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

True, but not on my teeth. I had braces for my lower legs when I was very young.
TJBM has tried vegemite.

Brian1946's avatar

False.

TJBM occasionally uses an online dictionary.
If so, which one(s)?

Jude's avatar

True. www.merriam-webster.com/

TJBM owns a pair of long-johns.

tedibear's avatar

True. Although I don’t often wear them.

TJBM has read all of the Harry Potter books.

blueiiznh's avatar

YEP…..Even had a few in advance or relese :)
TJBM would help a little old lady or man cross the street.

shego's avatar

Yes I would. I would even help carry their groceries if they needed help with that too.

TJBM has rebuilt a computer on their own.

Brian1946's avatar

Nope. I know someone who probably has. He only charged me $40 (parts and labor) to replace a bad power supply and add two RAM chips.

TJBM personally knows a Canadian.

erichw1504's avatar

False, wish I did though, eh.

TJBM has an accent.

cazzie's avatar

Of course I do! Everyone does. Mine is very mixed up and varies with whom I’ve been chatting with. I can do a funny US Midwestern, a bit of a British/Kiwi accent and an odd nordic one.

TJBM would like to tell us a secret.

erichw1504's avatar

True. I once participated in a naked crab walk competition.

TJBM gets a newspaper delivered to their home.

Taciturnu's avatar

False. I read other people’s.

TJBM would like to know how someone would hear of and go about participating in a naked crab walk competition.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Surely would!
TJBM has been in a foul mood over the last few hours!

erichw1504's avatar

False. I’ve been rather chipper actually.

TJBM commonly uses big words when speaking to others.

WasCy's avatar

Indubitably, unequivocally affirmative.

TJBM is dealing with some pain issues.

tinyfaery's avatar

Yep.

TJBM does not watch sports on TV.

Aethelwine's avatar

False. I left my sister’s house early one Thanksgiving so I wouldn’t miss my Denver Bronco’s game.

TJBM lives near railroad tracks.

Brian1946's avatar

True- they’re just above my house, which is under the railroad bridge. ;-)

TJBM can name a movie or a tune that mentions a train.
One of my all-time favorite videos features Jeff Beck and a song about a train to Jordan.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Throw mama from the train.
TJBM recently dyed his/her hair.

tranquilsea's avatar

False

TJBM has green eyes

ZEPHYRA's avatar

No, wish I had though.
TJBM speaks fluent Spanish or French.

Jude's avatar

False. Not fluent French, but, I know quite a bit.

TJBM has tried escargot, but, had a hard time getting it down.

tinyfaery's avatar

Nevermind.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Yikes, no way, I don’t even want to see it!
TJBM types very fast!

Jude's avatar

False. If I do, I’m terrible and make lots of typos.

TJBM loves the acceleration, when a plane takes off.

Brian1946's avatar

Nope, I prefer the deceleration that comes with a safe landing.

TJBM has had a pet crawl into bed with them.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

No, it once hopped on and then jumped off again.
TJBM loves the Cocker Spaniel breed of dog.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True! Used to have a pretty brunette named Sammie.

The jelly below me will continue to eat food from Taco Bell despite the lawsuit.

etignotasanimum's avatar

No way! We have way better Latino restaurants in my city, so I haven’t been to a Taco Bell in at least five years. Believe me, I’ve never looked back once I had a homemade tamale and chile relleno! I love that stuff! :)
TJBM keeps the fortunes they get from fortune cookies in case they come true.

Vunessuh's avatar

I do happen to have a few fortunes in my wallet. :)

TJBM uses their cellphone more than a landline.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

No, the opposite.
TJBM hates being in an elevator!

Aethelwine's avatar

False. I once shared an elevator with Barry Manilow in Las Vegas. true story Such fond memories! teehee

TJBM has a favorite bbq sauce and will buy no other.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

No, not so stuck on my bbq sauce.
TJBM has some kind of nervous tic.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

False, maybe once in a while my eye will twitch but that’s all.
TJBM feels the global revolution taking shape.

AmWiser's avatar

True. Though we most think they have seen the worst of this economic crisis, we ain’t seen nothin yet.

TJBM has some form of gold stored away.

shego's avatar

False

TJBM loves hearing the joyful laughter of children.

Brian1946's avatar

True, especially when they’re being run over by a herd of puppies. :-D

TJBM wears their tiara backwards to show dat they’re down wit their homies.

Fred931's avatar

Ya’ know it, gurlfraaand.

TJBM Is wondering What the fuck is wrong with that guy?”

augustlan's avatar

False. I already know what’s wrong with that guy. Nothin’. :D

TJBM has been to a strip club. I haven’t. No one will take me!

Aethelwine's avatar

True. I went with my husband and a few of his friends once. They paid for me to get a lap dance, twice. I’ll admit, it was a bit fun.

TJBM has jumped out of a cake.

cookieman's avatar

Honey, they don’t make cakes that big!

TJBM has sexually fantasized about strangers on the train (or bus).

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

Duh, so true.
TJBM needs to pee really badly.

shego's avatar

Not anymore

TJBM would love to live in the mountains someday

kenmc's avatar

I patiently await for the Zombie Apocalypse.

TJBM is an (cue Chevy Chase voice) ignorant slut.

Aethelwine's avatar

False. I’m not ignorant.

TJBM can play a mean cowbell.

Rytt's avatar

Better believe it.

TJBM uses their imagination daily.

shego's avatar

True I do.

TJBM has some cleaning to do this weekend.

cazzie's avatar

Very much, so and loads of organising in my new house!

TJBM secretly loves Jacky Chan movies. i do, shhhh

Nially_Bob's avatar

False. It’s no secret ;)

TJBM is reluctant to try new foods.

nebule's avatar

No…I will try any food at least once and then again year after year (if the opportunity is there) to check that my taste buds haven’t changed…

TJBM would like to have a go on fairground ride today

AmWiser's avatar

True. What a lovely thought while I look out the window at snow flurries.:D
TJBM wears a lot of jewelry.

tinyfaery's avatar

I rarely wear jewelry, but I do like it.

TJBM did not sleep well last night.

tedibear's avatar

Very, very true.

TJBM doesn’t like going to the beach.

erichw1504's avatar

False, I love going to the beach!

TJBM has a smartphone.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Just got it. Droid 2 Global.

TJBM has LARGE feet.

erichw1504's avatar

Nah, I’d say average. Size 10.

TJBM sings in the shower.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True. And everywhere else in the house.

The jelly below me gets all their cleaning done in the morning, so they can fluther for the rest of the day.

Aethelwine's avatar

False. I clean, fluther, clean, fluther, clean, fluther, clean all throughout the day.

TJBM has been to Lollapalooza at least 3 times.

erichw1504's avatar

False: never.

TJBM has a permanent scar on their body.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Several, one 16 inches long.

TJBM is listening to music while fluthering ( is that the right word? )

tedibear's avatar

False. Any extra sound beyond someone else typing annoys my co-worker, so it’s quiet here.

TJBM has used at least two other question and answer sites.

erichw1504's avatar

True, I very briefly used Yahoo! Answers and I also use Stack Overflow and it’s other sister sites from time to time.

TJBM owns their own home.

Aethelwine's avatar

False. We’re renting for the first time in 16 years and loving it. We just lost our house due to foreclosure.

TJBM wishes they could have a bite of my Little Debbie snack cake right now. I should be exercising instead of sitting on my butt fluthering and eating this crap, but what fun is that?

etignotasanimum's avatar

True, that sounds good. Maybe I’ll have to go to the store and buy some today…or not. I don’t feel like exerting effort today.
TJBM has done a happy Friday! dance before. I had an art teacher who would have the whole class get up and dance on Fridays, and then she would pass out candy. She was super cool.

erichw1504's avatar

True, I am right noADko33333333333w ve ! Oops, I fell on the keyboard.

TJBM loves when it storms.

nebule's avatar

I do I do I do!!! But we don’t get many here in the UK

TJBM is looking forward to a quiet Friday night in….

erichw1504's avatar

…my home watching a movie with the wife.

TJBM has plans for the weekend.

blueiiznh's avatar

YES YES oh YES
TJBM is ready for a spot of tea.

Aethelwine's avatar

False. I am ready for my 5th cup of coffee though.

TJBM feels very sluggish after eating Little Debbie snack cakes. ugh…haha

erichw1504's avatar

False, feeling great after my first Mtn Dew.

TJBM has a Wii.

snowberry's avatar

Nope. We talk about getting one every once in a while, but it seems like a lot of money.

It’s snowing again outside TJBM’s house.

blueiiznh's avatar

Not yet, but glad for more this weekend.
TJBM is watching the tele

Blueroses's avatar

True. Desperate Housewives is a good background for the studying I’m not doing.

TJBM will have a hot date this weekend.

tranquilsea's avatar

False. The hottest it’s going to get is grocery shopping at Costco although my husband does constantly grope me in public but that doesn’t count as a hot date in my books

TJBM loves driving stick shifts.

cazzie's avatar

Is there any other way to drive?

TJBM doesn’t like Jim Carrey, but doesn’t exactly know why.

tranquilsea's avatar

no, no there really isn’t

I usually like Jim Carrey. He is campy and the days I need a laugh that doesn’t require much thinking.

TJBM has owned a red car.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

False – I’ve never owned a car
TJBM feels like they have a fever.

tedibear's avatar

False. In fact, I’m a little chilly.

TJBM recently discovered that they were right about something even though they didn’t want to be.

erichw1504's avatar

Nope.

TJBM apparently likes to be the Jelly below me.

Vunessuh's avatar

True. I like being on the bottom.

TJBM likes hot cheetos!

tranquilsea's avatar

False

TJBM has known a friend or family member who is/was addicted to drugs.

shego's avatar

True, and I lost my mom to them in 2009.

TJBM is just relaxing today.

snowberry's avatar

Yes, and I’m being a real lazy bones too.

tjbm hates when people write with no caps or punctuation

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Hate it no punctuation cannot tell where once phrase starts and another ends you know what I mean

TJBM has a secret (food) craving.

tranquilsea's avatar

@shego I am very sorry to hear that.

tranquilsea's avatar

No food doesn’t hold that kind of sway over me.

TJBM is a neat freak.

AmWiser's avatar

False. I can only dream of being a neat freeaak.
TJBM became a new grandparent this week. TJ did.;-)

shego's avatar

Congrats @AmWiser
@tranquilsea thanks, it is tough when that same person kept telling me not to do drugs.

False, TJ is too young to be a grandma (if I became a grandma 23 I’d love to know where my kid came from)

TJBM is happy with who they have become.

cookieman's avatar

Yes, but not content. There’s so much more to do before I die.

TJBM likes to have their feet rubbed.

Jude's avatar

True!

TJBM plans on cuddlin’ under the covers ‘n stuff with their SO this weekend (I will :D)

tedibear's avatar

False. TJ did not marry a cuddler. :(

TJBM has a video game from the 80’s or 90’s that they love and will tell us about.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Nope, I won’t be doing anyone that favor.
TJBM had an argument with his/her spouse over finances earlier.

Blueroses's avatar

No spouse, but I gave myself quite a talking-to

TJBM is craving Chinese food

snowberry's avatar

What I crave is Thai food. Chinese food is great. Thai is better, any time, any day.

TJBM is new to Fluther, or has started a new account for some reason.

tranquilsea's avatar

Not so new anymore :-( I have too much to do to have two or more accounts!

TJBM is a hockey fan.

snowberry's avatar

That would not be this jelly. As far as I’m concerned, Puck is a character in Midsummer Night’s Dream.

TJBM hates spicy food.

Aethelwine's avatar

False. The spicier the better. Making zesty/spicy tomato sauce for lasagna right this moment.

TJBM wishes Arrested Development hadn’t been canceled.

snowberry's avatar

LOL, I had to look it up. I thought it was some kind of weird joke.

TJBM likes ethnic food of all sorts. Their idea of fun is to try new cuisine.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

The farther away the better, have not had Eskimo but love all kinds.

TJBM has been on a Bullet Train.

AmWiser's avatar

False. I have yet to visit a country that has one.:(
TJBM wanted to answer the TJAM question:-)

ChocolateReigns's avatar

Oh…My…Goodness…<<drowning in “activity for you”>> I haven’t been on Fluther in a week! This is record-breaking for me.
Since I haven’t been here for a week, I’m completely disconnected and have no idea what you’re talking about.

TJBM is snowberry!

Blueroses's avatar

Nope. Guess again.

TJBM hates jobs that require nametags.

ParaParaYukiko's avatar

False. I’m kind of indifferent to them. Although, I’ve never had a job like that, so I guess I can’t say for sure until that happens.

TJBM overslept this morning.

AmWiser's avatar

False. That’s the great thing about retirement and no kids:-)
TJBM should be in bed now.

shego's avatar

True I have to get up early tomorrow.

TJBM knows how to make their own ringtones on iTunes.

snowberry's avatar

Nope. Not so you’d notice.

TJBM was asleep, but something woke them up.

Brian1946's avatar

True.

TJBM has been spammed by a dating service.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Some days once an hour. LOL

TJBM has seen the “midnight Sun”

cazzie's avatar

Yep. Every year for the past 8.

TJBM screams when they see spiders or mice.

Fred931's avatar

False. It’s more like a ”BOURURUAUGH

TJBM can’t pronounce that.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True. Huh?

The jelly below me balances their checkbook every day.

ChocolateReigns's avatar

False.

TJBM is listening to music.

Brian1946's avatar

I was listening to Candy Dulfer’s cover of Bonnie Raitt’s, “I Can’t Make You Love Me”, but now I’m watching Spongebob.

TJBM doesn’t use a mouse pad.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

True, I use a laptop.
TJBM would make a good model.

OpryLeigh's avatar

No, I’m too short. I modelled as a child though.

TJBM thinks it’s about time that Friends re-runs were put to rest.

cazzie's avatar

YES! True. please stop the cuteness… it makes me barf.
TJBM thinks Lego should start producing a grown-up line of products.

tranquilsea's avatar

um, I going with false on this one as you can make anything you want out of lego. I know because my 40 year old husband does.

TJBM is buried under a foot of snow (this Jelly is).

Jude's avatar

True! We got at least a foot last night.

TJBM played Wii today.

ParaParaYukiko's avatar

False, I lot my Wii access when my live-in ex-boyfriend moved out and took all his game systems with him. Darn. I do have my Nintendo DS and PS2, though!

TJBM has traveled to at least three other countries.

tranquilsea's avatar

True. I think my total is 10 different countries.

TJBM loves to bake and cook

Dutchess_III's avatar

Uh, sorta true, sorta false. I don’t do it very often, but when I do do it, it’s very good!

TJBM gets lost a lot.

augustlan's avatar

All. The. TIME. I have got to get a GPS.

TJBM has several children.

tranquilsea's avatar

I think I qualify as having “a few” as in three of them. But I am one of many (six).

TJBM flosses their teeth religiously.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Take it snowberry!!

snowberry's avatar

Um, I have tried multiple kinds of floss, and gave up after it kept getting caught in my teeth, and caused one tooth to crack resulting in a root canal. Now I blast ‘em with a Water Pik.

TJBM goes to church regularly.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Take it tranquilsea!

Fred931's avatar

Only because I’m forced to by my parents.

TJBM wonders what @Dutchess_III is doing.

snowberry's avatar

Whatever else @Dutchess_III is doing, he/she is doing a great job of cheerleading. Go @Dutchess_III !

TJBM hates mustard.

Aethelwine's avatar

False. I like it. Especially sweet hot mustard.

TJBM just discovered they can change the language on Facebook to Pirate and is getting a kick out of it. (I am. Easily amused. Arr!)

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

False, I have no idea how to do that.
TJBM loves tacos.

snowberry's avatar

Well I’m gonna try it right now. Facebook here I come! I’ll eat ‘em, but they are not my first choice of food.

TJBM will be @Dutchess_III

AmWiser's avatar

Ummm! False. Dutchess must be running errands like I’ve been doing all day:D
TJBM has to catch a plane sometime this week. Where ya goin’?

shego's avatar

False, I wish.

TJBM is has special plans for Valentines day

Fred931's avatar

False.

TJBM, Hey, wanted to answer that!

Dutchess_III's avatar

Well I DID!!!

TJBM hates long fingernails.

etignotasanimum's avatar

True, they just snag on things and make everything way more irritating. I keep my nails super short, which makes my fingers look shorter, but I’m care more about practicality than looks in this case.
TJBM has made or is making a quilt.

reijinni's avatar

False, but my mom has made several quilts.
TJBM knows someone in Egypt.

snowberry's avatar

My ex son in law’s parents and a sibling. They are trapped in a hotel there right now. They just e-mailed us and said they feel “safe” because the hotel is surrounded by tanks. I think they were being facetious.

TJBM used to like to play in the mud, and under the right circumstances, still does.

Aethelwine's avatar

True. I’d rather play in the mud than get my nails done.

TJBM still uses a film camera now and then.

cookieman's avatar

False. I switched to digital in 2003 and never looked back.

TJBM had a meltdown at work this past week.

OpryLeigh's avatar

Kinda, I spoke my mind after a long silence but it didn’t get me anywhere.

TJBM has to go shopping today (groceries)

Lovethesun's avatar

False, it’s sunday and I am lazy…
TJBM) has been to Amsterdam!

tedibear's avatar

True – and loved it! I want to go back. My favorite things were Rembrandt’s house and the Troppenmuseum. And the Van Gogh museum and the best Chinese food I’ve ever had.

TJBM has too much to do today to be hanging out on Fluther, but is here anyway.

ChocolateReigns's avatar

Kind of true…..I’m trying to do no Fluther on school days, though, so right now I’m trying to catch up.

TJBM has a dollar on their person at the moment.

shego's avatar

True, my last dollar until Tuesday.

TJBM loves to volunteer their time to local shelters, hospitals, food kitchens
I do

Blueroses's avatar

True. Animal rescues and nursing homes

TJBM sees my current lurve score and thinks of “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure”
edit: well it was 6969 when I started this response

Fred931's avatar

False. Lolwutu.

TJBM is thinking, ”‘lolwutu’?”

snowberry's avatar

Nope. Have no clue.

TJBM is on a diet, trying to GAIN weight.

tranquilsea's avatar

False.

TJBM loves movies that have many explosions.

Lovethesun's avatar

False, I like arthouse films

TJBM feels lonely

snowberry's avatar

Sure, lots of times, but not right now.

TJBM has a dog or cat on their lap.

cookieman's avatar

Sure, lots of times, but not right now.

TJBM loves Nutella.

Brian1946's avatar

Sure, lots of times, but not right now.

TJBM is going to the bathroom.

snowberry's avatar

LOL! Sure, lots of times, but not right now.

TJBM does not watch much TV.

Lovethesun's avatar

I watch TV on my laptop, does that count?
TJBM feels happy when he paid his bills, and unhappy when he does/cannot.

snowberry's avatar

Sure! I consider it a privilege to pay my debts (would like to pay ‘em off completely).

TJBM trips over dog toys every time they turn around. I do. I put ‘em in her basket, and she pulls them out, plays with them for 5 minutes and jumps in my lap. Dog toys have become our decor.

OpryLeigh's avatar

You just described my home! I’ve lost count of the amount of balls my dogs have between them!!!

TJBM likes the idea of living in a lighthouse. I do!

blueiiznh's avatar

great thought. might be hard to sleep, but the view is great.
TJBM is not a morning person

tedibear's avatar

Very true. Thank heaven for coffee!

TJBM would like to have another pet.

cazzie's avatar

I’d like to have A pet, but hubby is allergic to anything cute and fuzzy, so he’s my cute and fuzzy.

TJBM likes using antibacterial soap.

snowberry's avatar

No. I don’t like it. I’m from the camp that a healthy immune system is made healthier without antibacterial soap. http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/eid/vol7no3_supp/levy.htm

TJBM loves shellfish.

erichw1504's avatar

Not a big fan.

TJBM will be iced by the coming storm.

snowberry's avatar

Hope not. But you never know.

TJBM hates to get flamed. Who does?

cazzie's avatar

good to hear about your thinking on soap. i agree

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True, getting flamed sucks, especially by some of the more vicious people.

The jelly below me is just now catching up on fluther after being gone all weekend.

erichw1504's avatar

True! I don’t visit Fluther much during the weekends and often have to catch up on Mondays.

TJBM has a crush on Dr. J.

Rytt's avatar

Who’s Dr. J?

TJBM keeps forgetting to check this…

Tropical_Willie's avatar

False, I keep checking THIS….

TJBM Has a school reunion coming up soon.

erichw1504's avatar

If you consider 2 years “soon”.

TJBM currently serves or has previously served in the military.

Brian1946's avatar

True, I served in the US Navy during the Vietnam War.
USN, never again!

TJBM knows what shades are and wears them when they drive on a sunny day.

erichw1504's avatar

True, but only when I’m wearing contacts. I don’t do those hideous clip-ons.

TJBM has made at least one prank call before.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True- When I was 13, I once pranked half our local phonebook at 3am (we didn’t have caller ID yet), with a seemingly “recorded speech” about feeding your pets Science Diet and how it was proven to be “beneficial for the health of your pet’s urinary tract.” Most ppl actually listened to the call; it was hilarious.

The jelly below me has fed their pet Science Diet food at some point.

erichw1504's avatar

False, too expensive.

TJBM once moved out of his or her state for a new job.

blueiiznh's avatar

Sure did. A few times.
TJBM is looking forward to a the next few days of severe weather.

Blueroses's avatar

“looking forward to” is not exactly the phrase I had in mind.

TJBM loves spending a day alone in an art museum.

tranquilsea's avatar

I would love that. I usually have kids in tow because I can’t go without them (they have to get culture too).

TJBM has been bitten by a dog.

shego's avatar

True that’s one reason why im not a big fan of poodles
they’re evil

TJBM has done their own renovations on their house.

tranquilsea's avatar

True…some of them.

you’d love my poodle he’s never bitten anyone and he’s around tons of people

TJBM would go on a polar bear swim

cookieman's avatar

Not a chance in hell.

TJBM likes walnuts in their chocolate chip cookies and brownies.

Brian1946's avatar

True.

TJBM would go on a dolphin swim.

shego's avatar

False, I know dolphins are technically mammals, but I’m sure they’re slimy like fish, and that’s not going to happen.

TJBM has a wine cooler in their house

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, unless you count my refrigerator.

The jelly below me wants to watch me spank Vunnessuh with a spatula visit the moon.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

WWFC would you really, with a spatula, Go to the moon.

TJBM has a collection of coins.

Brian1946's avatar

True.

TJBM has seen a Buffalo nickel in person.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I could spank Vunessuh with a spatula ON the moon…

ParaParaYukiko's avatar

True! I actually own one. Do not doubt my coin collecting prowess!

TJBM prefers 2D animated movies to 3D.

shego's avatar

True

TJBM has met a celebrity at some point in time during their life.

Brian1946's avatar

I’ve been living in Los Angeles for about 56 years, so I’ve met a few.
I have one pic of me posing with Mariska Hargitay’s late mom.

TJBM can name a celebrity that they would avoid or give some serious eye rolling.

kenmc's avatar

True. Fuck Dane Cook. He is not funny and needs to know that yelling =/= jokes.

TJBM likes Dane Cook’s comedy.

blueiiznh's avatar

true…

TJBM knows what bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

snowberry's avatar

Hmmmm, Hmmmmm-
They all are a product of this century. That is my final answer.

TJBM is hoping they get to stay home from work/school tomorrow due to the weather.

kenmc's avatar

@snowberry This century is only 11 years old… Or 10 if you wanna be a dick about it.

blueiiznh's avatar

all invented by women

snowberry's avatar

Aw poop! I forgot it wasn’t 1900’s. I’m old school. Meant to say all created in the 1900’s.

Fred931's avatar

This jelly wants to get this discussion back onto the TJBM train.

TJBM Agrees.

kenmc's avatar

Sure.

TJBM wants to discuss the TJBM thread on a train.

Fred931's avatar

True.

TJBM JUST GOT PWNED (I answered while she was making a response already. :P)

snowberry's avatar

Had to look it up. Wickipedia says something about it being on the World of Warcraft, and it being a misspelling of the world “owned”. I don’t really understand it.

TJBM says this is the last post before bedtime.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

False but close.

TJBM has gotten a surprise in the mail in the last week.

ChocolateReigns's avatar

False. That would make my day, though!

TJBM is looking forward to tomorrow. TJ is. I’m not quite sure why. I get to see some pretty amazing people, though. Oh, and then again – it’ll be the first day of February! That’s always an encouraging day.

shego's avatar

True

TJBM has had their tongue stuck on cold metal before.
I have I didn’t believe it was possible. I was 7 so it was totally ok for me not to believe

cazzie's avatar

Not that I can recall, but my son did it and got his tongue off himself, came home to tell the tale. Silly kid.
TJBM is wondering if they should have a Super Bowl Party. tj is. go pack go!

nebule's avatar

My initial response was going to be yes! However, thinking about it…I don’t think the Super Bowl is what I thought it was… bowling…? Hmmmm maybe not…after a quick google… no it wasn’t what I was thinking! :-/

TJBM needs a good rough and tumble!

blueiiznh's avatar

YES, YES, oh YES thank you for asking
TJBM need to hit the market before the snow gets too deep

nebule's avatar

No snow here… just sunshine ;-)

TJBM deserves a pampering day…no scrap that…a pampering week

cazzie's avatar

YES, yes and yes thank you for asking

TJBM has given up eating meat now, (or at least for some part of their life).

Aethelwine's avatar

False. We just stocked the deep freeze with half a cow. Nothing like eating meat that was just butchered a week ago. We’re getting a whole hog soon too. Best bacon evah!

TJBM is getting tired of hearing about the blizzard. Not me! I’m one that can’t quit talking about it.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

False, it’s forecasted to be high 60’s tomorrow here. I’m in eastern North Carolina.

TJBM has traveled to over 12,000 feet ( 3700 meters ) in a car or truck.

blueiiznh's avatar

nope. but on foot I have. i love the pending storm, cant wait
TJBM is craving odd foods now due to this thread odd food combinations

Tropical_Willie's avatar

False, just got through an omelet with hot Italian sausage and cheddar cheese.

TJBM can play more than three instruments, not at one time though.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Of course I can play more than three instruments! I can play any instrument ever invented! Truly, darling, you must be more specific at times!

TJBM is off for a SNOWDAY!!!!! YAY!!!!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

False, Sunny now and forty-five F.

TJBM can play more than three MUSICAL instruments. you’re right @Dutchess_III I need to be more specific.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes, I can play more than three MUSICAL instruments! I can play any musical instrument ever invented! heh! Try ‘gain!

TJBM sometimes wishes he or she could just sleep allllll day without feeling guilty.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

False, got places to go, things to do and people to see.

TJBM can play the theremin.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Sure I can the theremin! What is it?

TJBM has places to go, things to do and people to see, and wants us to hear the specifics.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

True, have to go to the kitchen, make bowl of meatballs and tomato sauce, to take to a potluck tonight and meet alot of people.

TJBM also wants to know what a theremin is?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Theremin ther·e·min: a musical instrument with electronic tone generation, the pitch and tone volume being controlled by the distance between the player’s hands and two metal rods serving as antennas.

TJBM can play that!

Brian1946's avatar

Partially true- I can hear a theremin at 0:25 when I play this video. ;-)

TJBM knows what an antara is.

Dutchess_III's avatar

It’s a little bitty galaxy in our universe? A tiara for an ant? What Tara looked like after they burned it (Gone With The Wind, kids)….No?

TJBM is going to tell me what an antara is…..

nebule's avatar

It is a kind of instrument of pipes, made out of cane? Or a car… I suspect you’re referring to the former

TJBM should be working!!!

Brian1946's avatar

@Dutchess_III You can hear an antara playing at 0:40 in this video and at 1:01 in this one.

tedibear's avatar

So true. And yet, here I fluther…

TJBM struggled to learn how to make their posts do _this_and this when they started Fluthering.

Brian1946's avatar

Somewhat true- I struggled to remember them when I started Fluthering, but I didn’t struggle to follow the style guides because I’ve been posting at similar sites for about 9 years.

TJBM knows how to make their text with this font.

nebule's avatar

I do not know how to do that :-(

TJBM is being mischievous and is going to reveal how

Brian1946's avatar

True. Type the @ character, type your text, and close with the @ character.
Don’t use any space between the @ characters and the characters adjacent to them.
I like it because it distinguishes between an upper case I, and a lower case l, whereas the standard Fluther text doesn’t.

TJBM uses a moisturizer after they shower or wash.

reijinni's avatar

I do NOT. I just use soap.
TJBM is also on other answer sites.

nebule's avatar

<small>@Brian1946 you didn’t reveal how!</small> :-)

nebule's avatar

…but you can’t do it small!

Fred931's avatar

I’ve made accounts on Formspring, Vark, etc. to see how they worked as a little Fluther research project. They all sucked.

A lot.

TJBM saw me fail with formatting about 10 seconds ago.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I did. But you are not alone Padowin!

TJBM gets really REALLY frustrated with her internet accounts changing their stuff all the time so he or she can’t just log in anymore with out going through 2 hours of absolute frustration.

cookieman's avatar

Nope. I’m pretty organized. and…I’m a “he”

TJBM is dying for a good pizza with extra cheese.

augustlan's avatar

Oh, I so am. Papa John’s “John’s favorite pizza”, with 6 cheeses and pepperoni, well-done. YUM.

TJBM is a fantastic cook. Not me. :(

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I wouldn’t say “fantastic”, but I do like to create my own recipes sometimes. All but one have been tasty.

The jelly below me follows a recipe every time they cook.

tedibear's avatar

False-o-rama. Recipes are for guidance and suggestions. Although I will follow one the first time with a new dish. After that, it’s all me.

TJBM likes to eat their canned tuna with green peppers.

Brian1946's avatar

I love green peppers, but I’ve never tried them with tuna. I usually add onions, tomatoes, and dill relish, but if someone added gp’s, I sure would give it at least a trial bite.

TJBM can explain the difference between a trial bite and a trilobite.

Fred931's avatar

False but it sounds delicious.

TJBM likes Indie games.

tedibear's avatar

@Brian1946 – I just make the tuna with mayo and then use the peppers to scoop it up. Like a healthy Frito.

shego's avatar

Don’t know because I don’t know what an indie game is

What is an indie game?

TJBM knows what an indie game is.

Rytt's avatar

Haha, I work at Gamestop. We have commercials EVERY YEAR about the INDIE GAME CHALLENGE!!! So…if that’s an example, then yes.

TJBM watches more british shows than american.

Blueroses's avatar

True. I don’t usually watch a US series until at least one full season is on Netflix. currently on a Desperate Housewives kick

TJBM dislikes Walmart in principle but is occasionally grateful for its existence.

snowberry's avatar

Actually I feel about the same regarding Walmart and K-Mart.

TJBM has been rummaging in the fridge for something to eat. What’‘cha havin’?

cazzie's avatar

False. I feel like I have a tummy bug and too nauseous to eat anything. (Little man puked last night so we’re both home sick today)

TJBM would rather go for a walk than do aerobics at a gym.

Brian1946's avatar

True, although I usually just do aerobics at home.

TJBM knows the difference between a trial bite and a trilobite.

cookieman's avatar

False but it sounds delicious.

TJBM likes Hindi names.

shego's avatar

True exotic but classy

TJBM is under a deep freeze warning it’s -15 (f) right now, not including the windchill

Aethelwine's avatar

False. We are under a blizzard warning though. Wind chill is -10 (f)

TJBM has been awake all night and can’t fall asleep.

augustlan's avatar

True, but then again, I did sleep all day. ;)

TJBM has an interesting collection.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

True, we have blown glass vases and bowls. Larger vases up to 20 inches high and bowls 16 inches there are 20 of them.

TJBM just woke up.

snowberry's avatar

Nope.

TJBM is having breakfast while they fluther.

tedibear's avatar

True! I just finished a Kashi bar.

TJBM is having a pleasant day.

OpryLeigh's avatar

So far it has been quite pleasant.

TJBM will catch up with a friend they don’t see often today.

snowberry's avatar

Oh, cool! I wonder who it would be? LOL!

TJBM is not able to whistle, but wants to.

AmWiser's avatar

False. :-)
TJBM will gladly follow this thread to Part 8

Tropical_Willie's avatar

NOT Just kidding ;<)

TJBM will see me at Part 8

Fred931's avatar

FALSE MOTHERFUCKER. VIVE LA RESISTANCE!!12!!@ONE!ELEVEN!!!1112311

TJBM has had enough of that crap. * TJBM gets out his/her knuckle-rapping stick *

28lorelei's avatar

True!
TJBM has a jack-russell terrier.

cookieman's avatar

False. I have a Maltese-Havanese mix.

TJBM wishes they could dance naked in the rain.

blueiiznh's avatar

Nope, I can

TJBM has danced naked in the rain before?

Blueroses's avatar

what the??? How’d this get back to part 7?

erichw1504's avatar

False, I only watch women dance naked in the rain.

TJBM is rocking the part 7.

snowberry's avatar

Eh, I wish we could move on, but the trail petered out….

TJBM eats lots of nuts

blueiiznh's avatar

on occassion.

TJBM is followed by nuts

snowberry's avatar

Aaack! This whole site is full of nuts!

TBMJ is a bottle blonde.

Blueroses's avatar

Oh fine, this thread loads faster than part 21 anyway

False. I’ll admit to bottle red.

TJBM wants someone to go out and play with.

snowberry's avatar

Yeah, I could take that!

TJBM pays someone to do their laundry for them, or knows someone who does.

blueiiznh's avatar

no and yes

TJBM is nostalgic

Blueroses's avatar

Sometimes. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

TJBM wants to ride a zipline over a jungle canopy

snowberry's avatar

Sure!

TJBM will congratulate @snowberry for approaching 10,000 lurve. Yaaay!

blueiiznh's avatar

Awesome @snowberry – race ya there!

TJBM has jumped from a plane before

snowberry's avatar

Nope, but I’d consider it. TBMJ will tell us how @blueiiznh got his name, or maybe what it means. I’ve always wondered. Extra lurve if @blueiiznh answers himself.

nebule's avatar

I simply can’t as I’ve been sworn to secrecy…

TJBM might tell though…

snowberry's avatar

Nope. Still asking @blueiiznh? Where are you when we need you?

TJBM is full of energy today.

28lorelei's avatar

No, actually I’m pretty tired.
TJBM knows someone who has perfect pitch, or they have it themselves.

blueiiznh's avatar

yes it do

TJBM knows where @blueiiznh got his name

nebule's avatar

I do :-)

TJBM had an awesome weekend…

28lorelei's avatar

Yes I did :)
Spent it camping in the woods with family.

TJBM loves hiking.

blueiiznh's avatar

So True….

TJBM has recently chopped firewood

nebule's avatar

yes I have :-) but not for my fire unfortunately because I don’t have one…

TJBM is going to post a little poem that they wrote…here:

blueiiznh's avatar

True
There will be a moment, a place in time
where our breaths will be side by side,
our hearts full, our minds noisy,
but we will find that state of grace.

Loving myself has taught me how to find you again.
It has taught me to care for you more deeply.
Once together, our lives will meld again and our love will blend.
For within this wait, these very anticipated moments, we have learned to know our self again.

We will return to our childlike wonderment and release the creativity in our true spirit.
Like a child, be free of the noise in our mind…be free.
We will bring the long forgotten innocent and uninhibited parts back into our lives with each other,
We will play together as we once had done, found in that very moment we seek.

And I will know you,
forevermore.

TJBM has published a novel before

nebule's avatar

you are awesome x

28lorelei's avatar

Unfortunately, no I haven’t.
TJBM loves Jack Russell terriers :)

blueiiznh's avatar

True, I love all dogs

TJBM is a cat person

28lorelei's avatar

not really… I’m allergic :(

TJBM loves mac and cheese.

blueiiznh's avatar

yes

TJBM & TJAM did a bad thing

nebule's avatar

I’m trying not to judge myself too much but possibly…
TJBM is getting excited about Christmas

blueiiznh's avatar

yes especially for a little one.

tjbm still believes in Santa

Ela's avatar

Yeppers.

tjbm believes in magic

blueiiznh's avatar

yepper-doodle
tjbm believes in ghosts

Ela's avatar

Trudle-doodle If I ever saw one, I’d prolly pee my pants! ; )

tjbm believes in karma

shego's avatar

True, I do.

TJBM is preparing for the holidays.

Ela's avatar

True, I am! Are you? ; )

tjbm will tell us their all time totally favorite Christmas song

nebule's avatar

“Little Donkey…little donkey…on a dusty road…”

TJBM is looking forward to Turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce sandwiches…

Ela's avatar

False. We have a soup bar with all kinds of cookies, candies and junk food ; )
And soups!

tjbm has a romantic, intimate Christmas planned

blueiiznh's avatar

noppers

tjbm has decorated for Christmas

Ela's avatar

yuppers. Relaxin in the dark with just the lights of the tree on.
a pesonal fav of mine

tjbm likes to relax in low lighting

blueiiznh's avatar

true, i am now

tjbm prefers candle light to low lighting

Ela's avatar

true… but the christmas lights sure are pretty

tjbm is listening to soft music

nebule's avatar

no…I’m doing some serious essay writing…well…kinda…

TJBM is thinking of giving someone a big surprise

blueiiznh's avatar

always…..

tjbm is waiting for tjam’ surprise

nebule's avatar

absolutely!

TJBM has big plans for next year

blueiiznh's avatar

big…hmm nah…its not about size, but quality

TJBM has a favorite number

Ela's avatar

Yup, it’s 2 ;)

tjbm has a favorite vegetable

shego's avatar

True, broccoli

TJBM has a favorite juice

blueiiznh's avatar

true, fresh squeezed

TJBM has a favorite favorite

Ela's avatar

True true it’s you! ; )

tjbm has a favorite flower

blueiiznh's avatar

True True

TJBM has a favorite flavour

Ela's avatar

True, it’s grape (and cherry).

tjbm has the sneezies

blueiiznh's avatar

nada….oopsies, i did earlier

tjbm has a company christmas party to go to

SpeedskaterMan's avatar

In March?? Nope!

tjbm loves to eat smoked oysters out of the can.

blueiiznh's avatar

nope, prefer smoking cans and eating oysters

TJBM is the TJBM

28lorelei's avatar

Umm… I hope so :D
TJBM has never left their country of residence.

blueiiznh's avatar

false.

tjbm is a resident of the country they currently reside

28lorelei's avatar

I’m pretty sure :D
TJBM adores jelly beans.

nebule's avatar

absolutely!! but they hurt my teeth (or rather…gums) :-(

TJBM has had a very productive Monday

blueiiznh's avatar

Nope…I had off work for a US Holiday and lazed around!

TJBM owns an octopus

Ela's avatar

um… false. they are slimy n icky

tjbm had a salted nutroll for lunch

28lorelei's avatar

Umm… false. TJBM can fold origami cranes.

Ela's avatar

false. why would i wanna fold a crane? that’s just silly ; )

tjbm is a silly willy

blueiiznh's avatar

“Twirl around Piglet,
Step lightly Pooh,
This silly ol’ dance is perfect for two.” ~winnie the pooh

TJBM likes Fluffer-Nutter Sandwiches

nebule's avatar

Errr,,,what exactly is said food?

blueiiznh's avatar

@nebuie marshmallow fluff and peanut butter.

Ela's avatar

Dunno, never had one. Sounds too sweet for my teeth, tho

tjbm loves cherry sours

nebule's avatar

Haven’t heard of them either but anything with cherry in it is a winner for me ads they are one of my favourite fruits x

TJBM loves a good peach

blueiiznh's avatar

Yes, Moving to the country, going to eat me alot of peaches.

tjbm enjoys peach fuzz

28lorelei's avatar

Peach fuzz is great! So soft :)

tjbm plays the piano

blueiiznh's avatar

True
Tjbm plays with their peach fuzz

Ela's avatar

Well that’s a little personal dunctha think? LoL

True but it completely depends on my mood and the peach.

tjbm had birthday cake for breakfast. NOM! NOM!

nebule's avatar

Not my birthday or anyone I know today :-( Birthday cake for breakfast sounds wonderful though

TJBM is ready for the holidays…

blueiiznh's avatar

ready yes. Birthday cake yes!

tjbm love the number 7

Dsg's avatar

Number 7 is a favorite. I do know someone who will celebrate a birthday soon…..
TJBM likes to play in the snow.

Ela's avatar

True!!! <pops @Daisygurl with a snowball> My favorite snow play is sledding! I love hitting the mo-hos, flying up in the air and pluncking back down… full speed ahead!

tjbm loves to go sledding tooooooo!!

28lorelei's avatar

Yes, sledding is fun. Wheee!
TJBM will have a white christmas.

Ela's avatar

true! we are suppose to get 6” – 8”+!! i hope it will last till christmas

tjbm sets out cookies n milk for santa

blueiiznh's avatar

I set them out for Santa always

tjbm puts carrots outside for reindeer…..

Ela's avatar

False. Am I suppose to? I do for the easter bunny…
Maybe that’s why the reindeer poop in my yard : (

tjbm has a pooper scooper and would just love to come scoop the reindeer poop outta my yard

blueiiznh's avatar

flying reindeer are magical creatures and only take dumps over dumps

tjbm is counting down to santa

Ela's avatar

Yuppers. Counted down and now I’m ready for the new year.

tjbm has something exciting happening in 2013

Dsg's avatar

No plans made yet, but i’m wanting/hoping to be able to celebrate the new year with someone very special and dear to me. I wanna start 2013 with positive, happy thoughts and feelings.
Tjbm wants to enjoy some hot cocoa with whip cream on top.

blueiiznh's avatar

true, but after I shovel

tjbm enjoys other things with their hot cocoa and whipped cream

Dsg's avatar

Yes this jelly does! This jelly would love to jump in a vat of hot cocoa right now.
Tjbm has thought about some new yrs resolutions.

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