"The Fluther Network" gets nominated for every major category at the Oscars...who do you bring as your date, and what it your acceptance speech?

Jude will be my date.

My speech will be:

“Thanks!”

BRILLIANT!

Andrew & Ben will be my dates.

My acceptance speech will be: “I couldn’t have done it without them.”

My husband will be my date, of course. No speech for me though. I’ll just kiss Halle Berry.

I’ll go solo since Dr. J is already spoken for, and then I’ll rant on about nothing until they play the music or turn off the mike when I speak.

I’ll go with you, Jake, I don’t need a mike, I’m loud, I project well, and I can read your speech.

@hawaii_jake We could go together… but only if we can re-create this magic moment

I’ll be with the Fiddle.

@JilltheTooth & @seazen : Wow! Thanks, guys. Why don’t we all 3 go together? Jill can read the speech while Zen and I sing.

@hawaii_jake: Since @JilltheTooth is my mom, can I come with you guys? I mean, I did bring her onboard… ;)

I’m bringing Wudayatta, too, because I seriously want him to supply a pie. We will all be happier with a pie.

This is turning into quite the party. Now, @KatawaGrey is coming, and Wundayatta is bringing pie. There’s food! Yay!

Oooh! I want to take Chocolate Reigns with me! We’d be the “two chocolate ladies” and we could just pop a piece of chocolate in our mouths, instead of having to speak!

Will there be a red carpet?

It will be orange.

@SundayKittens Ooh! something different, I like it!

I’m not good at public speaking so I’ll just sit in the audience and bask in the glow from all of you.

Will there be an after party too?

@wilma : All these Jellies? I’m betting on a “during” party!

@JilltheTooth I think you’re right!

@SundayKittens

There’s no reason we can’t both go with Dr J. ;-)

I think I should go with Dog (for obvious reasons) . . .

Speech: Ruff (with lots of tail wagging)

You lurve me! You really, really lurve me!

I would take my brother. He would be cool if I hooked up with Natalie Portman.

@KatawaGrey @JilltheTooth I’d go to the after party with you two: it’s kinda a fantasy…

Oooh, Zennie, now I’m blushing….

I bring Vunessuh!