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What happens when two macho gentlemen wearing the same type and copious amount of cologne meet?

Asked by Ltryptophan (10839points) February 4th, 2011

What ensues? Something on the order of a demonstration like a male beta fish?

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marinelife's avatar

A battle of the scents of epic proportions.

wilma's avatar

The other people in the vicinity begin to gag.

syz's avatar

The room clears of anyone not nose-dead.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

They gel each other’s chest hair into the shape of a heart.
I need to get a coffee XD

bkcunningham's avatar

I think this battle has already been decided:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaxDeJLwHYU

zenvelo's avatar

spontaneous combustion. better be in a no smoking area.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

I don’t know – I’ve never had the pleasure, thankfully, to be around that.

LuckyGuy's avatar

If equal in the odoriferousness department, they must do battle by reflecting light off their obligatory chest bling, temporarily blinding their opponent.

thorninmud's avatar

Nothing. How would they know, after all? Neither one could smell the other.

Ladymia69's avatar

@thorninthemud Right, they have both probably destroyed their respective senses of smell by burning their sinuses with huge amounts of cocaine.

rooeytoo's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille – hehehe. what a mental image, ga!

I bet they just hold their respective noses while they chat. Or maybe they hold each other’s noses!!! Another interesting mental image!

ucme's avatar

I imagine their nostrils begin to flare & their dicks har…..den!! An everlasting bond is sealed with a hug & a promise of more to come….one day, one fine beautiful day. It’s one theory at least :¬)

Ladymia69's avatar

@bkcunningham Gah, that cartoon was excellent. We should have a forum in fluther where we answer only in youtube clips!

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