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If a married Congressman can't get sex from the internet, where could he get sex from?

Asked by jca (36062points) February 11th, 2011

Married NY Congressman sends shirtless photo to a woman he was conversing with on Craigslist, supposedly for the purpose of trying to hook up a sexual encounter (although, if you see the photo of him shirtless, it’s not too sexy). This is no longer anonymous and has caused him to resign.

Question: If a married congressman cannot hook up sex via the internet, where else could he get sex from?

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gailcalled's avatar

Mrs. Congressman?

filmfann's avatar

that’s why God gave them pages I do thrill at family value positioned elected representatives showing complete hypocracy like this. Okay, maybe they didn’t want to take their son out of school, and his living alone in DC was the next choice. If he can’t control himself, and especially if he hasn’t got the common sense to not Brett Farvre himself on Craigs List, then maybe this is Darwinism.

ratboy's avatar

He could wag his foot in next stall in the men’s room.

SavoirFaire's avatar

Say what you will about Congressman Lee, but that guy would give you the shirt off his back. And hey, at least now he can be a divorced lobbyist for real and not just on Craigslist.

Seriously, though, why can’t Congressmen learn how to date like regular people? Are alcohol-fueled trysts below them or something?

ETpro's avatar

Well, the DC Mada seems to be a bad idea, so yeah, fellow members of Congress who have just as much to loose from… erm, exposure. :-)

Michelle Bachmann looks pretty hot.

As @SavoirFaire notes, Congressman Lee had the integrity to quit when outed. That’s more than we can say from Senators John Ensign and David Vitter. Ensign was not only guilty of philandering and cuckholding a senior member of his staff, he went on to try to use bribes to cover up the affair. And he’s running for reelection—as is Mr. Family Values (for little people) David its-differnet-when-I-do-it Vitter.

chyna's avatar

He could try self gratification.

blueiiznh's avatar

Oh Congressional Page Boy! I need you!

klutzaroo's avatar

They make these things called “pocket pussies.” Maybe some of our tax dollars could be spent providing these and avoiding embarrassing situations like this.

YARNLADY's avatar

Ask the guy across the aisle.

Coloma's avatar

@klutzaroo

Hahahaha….

Pocket pussies? Now I’ve heard everything.

BarnacleBill's avatar

@ratboy, that only works if he has a wide stance…

rooeytoo's avatar

It never ceases to amaze me that these high profile individuals (Tiger) think they can get away with this sort of thing when they are so blatant about it. There are high price call girls who are capable of keeping secrets, why don’t they just use the professionals if they are so desperate and apparently incapable of celibacy until the next trip home.

jca's avatar

@rooeytoo: Who’s Tiger?

Coloma's avatar

Tiger Woods (?)

Mamradpivo's avatar

@ratboy Some of the most hilarious messages you’ll ever see scrawled on stall walls is at the Minneapolis airport. Don’t ever let it be said that Minnesotans have no sense of humor.

This particular Congresscritter probably should have known better. Don’t hitch yourself to the family-values party if you can’t uphold their family values.

rooeytoo's avatar

Yep I meant Tiger Woods.

klutzaroo's avatar

@Coloma Not like this, but like this. NSFW, lol!

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