Who wants to play the mini adlib game?

To start off…

I have the (adjective ending in “est”) body in the world!

I have the frothiest body in the world.

The (animal) emerged from the flotsam of the waves.

You don’t have to include the entire sentence, just the word to fill in.

turtle

Why does (celebrity) still play with dolls?

Mickey Rourke.

I wish the guy upstairs would stop (verbing)!

defecating

My (body part) feels like rubber… weird.

wenis

I told the jackass at the gas station to (profanity).

eat my shit

Have you kissed your (noun) today?

booby

My proctologist is being a complete (noun).

gum drop
didn’t see that coming, did ya?

Behold, my (noun) is bigger than yesterday!

ego

As he oiled his supple (noun)

muscles

Finishing his meal, he said, “That was (adjective)!”

Orwellian

Then he pulled on his coat and thought, ”(cliche)!”

yeah, let’s make it into a story

“There’s no place like home.”
Stepping into the (weather condition) he walked out, whistling.

hail

To the tune of (annoying song).

It’s a small world after all

He headed purposely in the direction of the imposing (noun).

Trampoline.

Roscoe threw (plural noun) at his piano instructor.

Candle sticks

While running out of a burning building Mr. Vann (action verb) his clothes.

ripped

Charlene cannot understand why he loves for her to (verb).

Make fun of his ridiculous name (joking I actually like the name)

BONUS TIME =P

The guitar (action verb) and (adjective) the passing runner.

flipped, loves

Down the street, my (family member) belted out “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey.

Father-in-Law

My immediate reaction was to (verb) my friend Otto.

punch

I absolutely hate to have to wear (adjective) pants.

Hammer

But, seeing as how I had to go to (public place), it was necessary.

the court house

Sometimes you just have to make a (adjective) statement.

vaginal

And when you have a (noun), you just have to stick with it!

agenda

Better to (verb) than to be a total conformer.

suckle

That way, at least your (body part) will stay nice and warm.

Nose

While the rest of your (object or objects) freeze off.

bottles caps

It’s time to get out of the (place), you idiot!

steam room

And as he did, he (verb ending in -ed) all over the concrete.

vomited

Next time he’ll (verb).

eviscerate

He admitted that his stomach felt (adjective).

sour

Now this mental giant wants to go out for (food/noun).

Sushi.

Maybe we can distract him with (Nouns).

sashimi

But he knows his (noun(s)), so you can’t fool him!

Japanese foods

Maybe he will (verb).

doggy-paddle

That will get him through the (adjective) (noun). (Bonus!)

horrible day

But then he must face the (adjective) nighttime.

unbearable

Will he ever take this seriously and start to (verb)?

collaborate

The internet should make it much easier for him to (verb).

self educate

Can a/an (noun) really do that?

apple turnover

He licked his lips after (verb ending with -ing) that pastry.

flattening

(Adjective) women prefer vacationing in cities rather than at beach resorts.

Boring

They want to spend all day (verb).

working

Until their (degrading adjective) husband comes home.

lazy ass

Why do they (verb) that?

perpetuate

I will (verb) them over the head with a (noun), and really change things.

pop hammer

Afterward, Mother (linking verb) delighted.

Appears

The senseless violence really brought out (insert what you’d like).

your mother

But she will soon know the painful taste of (hyperbole).

regret

Allowing only one (fast food item) per customer.

nugget

We will (your word here) him so much.