Timing, Timing, Timing?

no…

I can never remember jokes. I just know that they’re all in the timing, timing, timing.

No, but how about this old warhorse;

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Practice, practice, practice.

From Demitri Martin:

“I was at a party and discovered there’s a subtle difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool…location, location, location.”

Also from Demetri Martin:

“The only difference between a toy and an adult toy is….location, location, location.”

here’s a classic thats all in the delivery:
“what’s the secret to comedy?timing.”
(the idea being that you don’t pause between the words ‘comedy’ and ‘timing’)

Naw, you tell someone: “ask me what the secret of great comedy is” and before they can get to the end, you blurt “timing!”