[nsfw] What substance or object not intended for use in the bedroom has become a standard part of your sex life?
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February 20th, 2011
Have you found something (or has your partner found something) that you have incorporated into your sex life which most people would never guess if they saw same on your coffee table, in your bathtub or in your fridge?
I’m looking for an object or substance that everyone would recognize… just not as that.
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Glasses, books, a desk, rulers, pens…
Scarves, belts, and the heel of a slingback shoe.
At times, pencil skirts, blouses, glasses, my flat palm… and the heel of a slingback shoe.
@6rant6 Tub.The acoustics are so much better in the bathroom ;)
The boy and I are pretty vanilla in that sense. We don’t really use props although he has taught me how to bend in ways I didn’t think I could bend. I suppose we get turned on by odd things, though. For example, I’m sure no one would see his magic deck on the coffee table and think, “Huh, those two must have gotten it on last night.”
@Jude: There is a dirty poem in there somewhere. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Rubber bands, vacuum cleaner hose, toy dolls, broom sticks, little weights like rocks.
Jockey’s riding gear, complete with stirrups & whip. Oh & my scuba diving kit….watch out woman i’m coming in! Dive, dive, dive.
Ahem, toy plastic bat. (face turns red)
With the OP’s permission, here is my dirty poem that @Jude inspired.
With the Heel of a Slingback Shoe
My girlfriend has ten thousand shoes.
To me, at least, it seems that way.
But when the hell she wears them all
I most certainly cannot say.
They took up space in our closet
Until she showed me something new,
A little trick that she picked up
With the heel of a slingback shoe.
It seemed to be a simple thing
As she held that pump in the air.
When I asked her what I should do,
She said “Oh no, not what, but where.”
But, oh, my girlfriend did not tell
Instead, she showed me something nice,
And when she asked me to do it,
She did not need to ask me twice.
We put that shoe in places that
I never thought a shoe could go.
Indeed, it was the ‘where’ of it
That made a pleasurable show.
And now slingbacks are our best friends,
And they would be for you all too
If you had seen that woman play
With the heel of a slingback shoe.
Ah. I approve and lurve.
They’re also good for lightly stepping on/putting pressure on someone’s chest, when they’re lying down. And, in someone’s mouth. One heel.
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