It's my __________ and i'll __________ if I want to.

lolz ‘the blank trend’.
hmmm… I’go for : ” IT’S MY BLOODY LIFE AND I’LL BLOODY DO IT IF I WANT TO.
hows that?

It’s my heart (y) and I’ll fry if I want too.

@queenie Good enough for me :¬)
@thorninmud You would fry too if it happened to you ;¬}

“It’s my clientèle and I’ll berate them if I want to,” possibly even more destructive than @thorninmud.‘s

let me do another one lmao…
it’s my cat and i’ll sleep with it if i want to…
so there, mum.

It’s my diet and I’ll cheat if I want to.

It’s my fence and I’ll peek if I want to.

LMAO!!!! everyone’s making me laugh. my mum’s giving me a dirty look for laughing so loudly…lolz.

@queenie‘s mum, I bet you look sexy when you’re angry XD

@ucme huh? ok, i’m telling my mum you said that lol.

That was my intention. Yay let’s interact, even if I too get a dirty look.

It’s my child and i’ll eat it if I want to.

It’s my quip and I’ll paraphrase Leslie Gore if I want to.

IT’S MY MUM AND I’LL LOVE SHARE HER IF I WANT . . .

life/waste it

It’s my body, and I’ll fuck it up if I want to

Its my christmas tree and i’ll get drunk and piss on it if I want to.

Damn ..I missed all the fun!.....Oh well

It’s my money and I’ll blow it if I want to!

It’s my cigarette and I’ll smoke if I want to!

It’s my computer and I’ll spend hours on it if I want to!

It’s my nose and I’ll pick it if I want to. Now there.

@AmWiser Now that’s a good one!

Its my arm pit and I’ll clean it if I want too.
(my daughters idea I feel—Its my car and I’ll dent it if I want too!)
She and the cement posts in garages seem to have a difference of opinion.

It’s my southern chicken and I’ll fry if I want to.

It’s my body and I’ll be pleasantly plump if I want to!

It’s my answer and I’ll screw it up if I want to.

It’s my problem and I’ll cry if I want to!

A one-year-old…It’s my potty and I’ll try if I want to.

It’s my car and I’ll fart if I want to!

It’s my cry and I’ll party if I want to.

It’s my house and I’ll run around naked if I want to!

Thank you dad for the revised house rules when I turn 18

It’s my poo and I’ll fling it if I want to.

It’s my money and I’ll party if I want to!

It’s my marriage and I’ll divorce if I want to.

It’s my bed and I’ll fart if I want to.

It’s my love and I’ll give it if I want to.

It’s my pain compliance hold and I’ll make you cry if I want to. ;)

It’s my computer and I’ll sell it for a Macbook if I want to.

Jade’s my furbaby and I’ll spoil (with little pink jackets and teddybears) her if I want to :-)
bought her a penguin and baby seal stuffies yesterday, and she loves them lol.

a 4 year old….

It’s my butt and I’ll wipe it if I want to!

It’s my life and I’ll F*CK it up if I want to !

It’s my body and I’ll dress how I want to!

LOLZ, PEEPS…. keep it going.
thanks @ucme for asking SUCH a silly question. the answers are still making me LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!!!

It’s my body and I’ll tattoo it if I want to.

It’s my fart and I’ll smell it if I want to.

@PluckyDog hahaha LOLZ , LMAO AND ALL THE REST.

its my boyfriend and i’ll flirt if i want to ;)

This thread is one of my favs