Tips for dying my underwear.

Wash them with a red sweater or sock.

(Did you want pink undies?)

I wouldn’t worry about it most will just think you are a man of steel by the rust in your underwear.

Pee in them and don’t wash them, this will give you an orangish-yellow tone this may create other issues, but good luck anyways.

Or you could….....Oh nevermind…

Go for a 70’s look.

LMAO @markferg way to confuse the Fluther public by tossing this question in.

I’ve found that if you never take them off the problem solves itself.

Well… you could just buy some dye, the sort you put into the washing machine… and, sort of, well, actually dye them. If you wanted to.

there are lots of nice colours to choose from, remember that you must get salt as well though.

You could also bedazzle them. That would be cool. Use hotfix stones, they wash best

Instead of dying them, you could bedazzle them.

Kool-aid packs. Lol.