Worst/funniest remarks to utter on your deathbed, would just happen to include?

Not exactly bright & breezy I know, but i’m going to roll with it anyway. That fateful day arrives, your time is finally up. Yeah, that was your life mate…whoosh….& it’s gone. Over in no more than a blink of an eye, relatively speaking that is. Of course it can depend on the circumstances surrounding your impending demise. Let’s for the sake of argument assume you’re on your deathbed, surrounded by loved ones. Maybe a white haired old padre loiters in a darkened corner of the room. In the spirit of humour, dark as that may be, what are some inappropriate, inconsiderate or just plain outrageous final words you could say that would…..well, shake things up a bit.