(NSFW) If there was an admodicktome, would you get one (or suggest your SO get one)?

I’m very satisfied with what I’ve got.

That said, an inch or two wouldn’t hurt I suppose… for show, and all that jazz.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard ”...an inch or two wouldn’t hurt, I suppose”
Speak for yourself, :)~

@Simone_De_Beauvoir, I must admit. I cracked a smile.

That cracked me up!

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard @Jude ‘Cause you know, not for nothing, but it’s no laughing matter when it comes to just a couple of inches too much for my vagina/anus.

I could make a comment here about not necessarily having to go balls deep, but as I’m currently balls deep in an essay about African religions, I may have to refrain.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Well, I don’t know about you but I like my balls deep.

…and I like mine swingin’.

@ETpro is probably off somewhere either very angry, or very amused. I’m willing to bet it’s the latter.

Absolutely not. I would never suggest penile enhancement, breast augmentation, etc. unless there were a medical cause (e.g. mastectomy). That’s just ridiculous and unnecessary.

HELL NO I am severely allergic to sharp objects near my pubic area…

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard He will forgive me because, after all, it is me who gets to enter my 30K on this q, and that’s just special. :)

@Simone_De_Beauvoir, oh shit son… well here, have some more lurve.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard I’m pretty sure you maxed out on me long ago.

And there she goes with the 30k…congrats!

@Simone_De_Beauvoir, I didn’t know you could max out… sad panda.

For the record, I’d be annoyed with my husband if he changed a single inch. I love every inch of him and come to think of it, I think I’ll remind him when he gets home!

@cak It would be even more hilarious if this turned into my congratulations thread or whatever
@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Well, no, I generally don’t max out…but here, on Fluther, one can.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Somehow, it would be perfect for you! ;)

@cak That’s what I’m worried about, lol. I know it is.

Everyone migrate over this-a-way for a moment…

I meant this-a-way Jill beat me by like… 4 seconds.

I’m still good for now, but now that you’ve mentioned it, I’ll see how my SO feels about the addadicktome procedure. ;-p

I do think @ETpro deserves serious props for coining the word “admodicktome.” It may not be medically couth, but it has a certain ring to it.

It’s great. It’s hysterical, yet makes you think. Perfect. Oh, wait, just like a penis!

Women like girth, men are the ones concerned about length.

Honestly, the big boys are fun to look at. Too big, though, I can’t take that inside the honey pot, you know?

I’m totally fine with the size of my genitalia (and that of my boyfriend’s). I really think people put too much emphasis on dick size…it’s overrated. :\

Unless it’s really at one of the far ends of the spectrum, it’s not a big deal…

No thank you– I’m dating a Black guy~

Get it away from me.

Jeez, no. It it’s not broke, don’t fix it. :\

Yeah.
I wouldn’t have to risk breaking my back anymore!

With today’s technology we should have variable length and girth. Via a small touchpad installed in the guy’s taint, a girl could customize her joystick for any occasion.

I was actually thinking that I should attend another bris—with me as the guest of honor. I’ve been getting too many complaints lately. You know I love the ladies like nothin else, and I feel bad that when I kind of get into my rhythm, they all start yellin, “Back off Goliath!”

So, no, I won’t be getting a mocking bird or whatever the hell it is you’re selling.

Wow. So many no answers. I thinks @ratboy has the supreme idea there, though. Truly a prefect fit every time. GAs for all, and now I’m off to flatter @Simone_De_Beauvoir.

Well, ETpro, how many guys might advertise they wish for more manhood? On the other hand, that touchpad thing for extendo length could be useful, especially towards the end when you really want to make her scream… And whoever says length doesn’t matter obviously isn’t a chick who has had a four and an eight inch penis insertion. I personally might be interested in an extra half an inch or so. I hurt the ladies until they get used to me, and then sometimes I find myself twisting into position to get every last bit out of it into her, towards the end of a sexual encounter. It might be advantageous to have a little more so I don’t have to work so hard. My ex would cross her eyes at the idea that length doesn’t matter.
I guess the real question would be, would the procedure lessen my own personal physical enjoyment? any type of messing around with the head, and I can only imagine the nerve ending might be deadened a bit. If so, no thanks, even if I had a 2 inch mighty mouse, I would still get off on getting and giving head. Life would lose it’s luster with a dead dick down there…

Yeah, good point, @abaraxadac and Welcome to Fluther.

Oh, no no no… my hubby is perfectly yummily hung. No enlargement neccessary! Of course, I may think he’s perfect because I’m so tiny, while other women would think him average.

@WillWorkForChocolate Like the USPS says, “If it fits, it ships.” :-)

It all depends on how the operation would work. If there’s slicing involved, i don’t want to hear it.

@Thammuz Copy that. Give me the end result without the pain and healing process.