What are some things that DON'T go together?

Myself and maths : D

MIlo and nail clippers
Short pants and Lyme ticks
Mashed potatoes and hot fudge sauce

saddlebags and lycra

A fire in a nursing home?

Socks and sandals.

dom perignon and spam
golf and a torn rotator cuff
equestrian events and hemorroids.

Just a touch of a correction. MythBusters did put that bull in a China shop to the test—BUSTED!!

But, in answer to the question, will go for the obvious PSA here—DRINKING and DRIVING!! They absolutely don’t mix, so don’t try.

Paris Hilton’s legs…...well, not that often.

@ucme I think I love you.

@12Oaks I said drunks and driving because I you can drink and drive, it just depends on what you’re drinking.:>)

@ucme I just got it. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

White socks with… anything <shudder>
my hubby and bad moods (he must have the sweetest gentlest nature I’ve ever known, his Dad was the same.)
me and anything technical lol, my brain just switches off and goes ”.....eh???”

@ucme LOL LOL :-)

edit: Hey!! @wilma has reached 10K lurve!! well done honey!! <hugs> xx

Oh, one more thing. Sorry to say, but DANCING and STARS do NOT go together.

@bunnygrl Yes, she did!

Brussel sprouts and chocolate pie

Skin and poison ivy.

@ucme I think you know what I’m going to say…

This.

@erichw1504 I am one for trying out weird combinations of food ( like ice cream and curry)
But even I wouldn’t go that far….. eeugh!

Charlie Sheen and Richard Simmons.

chewing tobacco and oral sex.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLHU627Mb08&feature=fvsr and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFf-kW1E0Tc&feature=fvst…TRUST ME you do not want these two things going together.

Polyester suits and a hot summer day.

Socks and sandals.

@erichw1504 I said that already

Empire states building and narcoleptic mimes…

playdough and carpet

Gum and hair.
Cuts and salt.
Avocado and ice cream.

Peanut butter and scrambled eggs. Worst food experiment ever.

Oil and Water.

Tequila and Jill the Tooth. I frow up

Awwwwww, poor Toofy! Chocolate doesn’t go well with tequila either. Or Goldschlager.

Me and and punctuality.

Sarah Palin and The Oval Office

can’t believe I’m the first to think of that one ;)

Spagetti and guacamole.
I make both really well, but they can’t be served at the same table.

Sunflower seeds and lemonade.

Anal sex & beach sand

ow….

Sunflower seeds and lemonade? I wonder why not…..

@AmWiser: I feel like any sort of sand and anal sex would be bad.

@KatawaGrey XD isn’t that just about the worst thing you can imagine.

@12Oaks I discovered this two weeks ago….sunflower seeds just totally turns the lemonade taste into poop taste! Srsly!

You guys quit it! You’re making me itch.

my parents and sex…ughhhhhhh

Christians and atheists pretty much everywhere on the internet.

A broken down car in the country and some dude with a chainsaw who’s wearing someone’s face.

Closed beer store and Symbeline.

@Symbeline re: Christians and atheists. Not here. We get along fine, for the most part. It all depends on the individual people.

I’m being humorous, mostly. ...ecxept for my second one…

I second that second one @Symbeline. And the third!

Yeah, I’ll be wearing faces and brandishing chainsaws if I don’t get mah beer. XD

…Uh. I don’t live in Kansas anymore @Symbeline. Not sure where I’ll be for the next…50 years or so, like, if you come looking for me…K?

Me and a desk job.

bleah!

@Dutchess_III I won’t come for you…unless you have beer and you’re the only way I’ll get some. And if that’s the case, I’ll find ya wherever you go. I won’t hurt you or anything. Just don’t plan on getting drunk that day. It won’t happen. :D

Sodium and water!

I think what happens is that the sodium combines with the H2O to form sodium hydroxide (NaOH), which also results in the explosive release of hydrogen gas from the water molecules.

@wilma / @AmWiser / @bunnygrl & @queenie….......Big smile, big smile!

Here are two things that definitely don’t go together: @Dutchess_III and nudity

Socks and sandals

@erichw1504 you and seriousness

@SpatzieLover you and… yeah… stuff! what? OK, you win. GA.

I’m thinking ants and pants…

Glitter and Satan.

@WillWorkForChocolate LOL! To this day these kids come tromping into my house, or into my work, and they call me “Mom” and ask me for money and stuff. After all these years I’ve about come to the conclusion they must be mine or they wouldn’t be so persistent!

But we all know that even if you have children, you abhor nudity… so that must mean you kept your clothes on during… during… ahem… the “deed”.

Of course I did! Doy. Are you following me??

Wait….what “deed”?

<facepalm>

Don’t miss and hit your nose!

Astronomy and astrology.

Bare feet/herd of cattle!

Bare feet and ‘possums!

birds and peanut butter

The pointy end of a sword and a bare chest.

When did you try to feed bird peanut butter @WillWorkForChocolate? And WHAT were you thinking??

@Dutchess_III I’ve never done that, lol, but I’ve heard about it since I was a little kid. I’m not THAT mean. =0)

little kids and huge snakes

Little snakes and huge kids.

Huge littles and snake kids.

Small kids and big snakes.

kid snakes and huge…. Wait. Snakes and @WillWorkForChocolate! I win!

Snakes and shovels!

Ya dat! @WillWorkForChocolate is my hero!

LMFAO you guys! At least I finally stopped shaking like an epileptic.

Glad to help. :) ...did we? XD

@WillWorkForChocolate I feel for you, honey! Seriously…what a horrible experience…..if I was there I would have…..stood there screaming for you…k. That’s the best I can do. k?

Gum and vegetable juice. Ye gods…

LOL!