What is the weirdest dream you ever had?

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Once I had a dream where myself and a bunch of my friends were running around this park that we all played at when we were little. That’s not all.. there were marble Greek statues everywhere and each person was assigned a statue to get back to your “base” in one piece in any way possible. And there were pirates who would pop out from the top bridges, tunnels, and walkways at the top of the play structures and they would try to kill you or destroy your statue so that you could not complete the mission.
Weird enough?

The weirdest dream I’ve had was that a guy named Turtleboy would ask “What is the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

Let me guess – You ride Toy Machine, or you love Andrew Reynolds, the original “Turtleboy”!

last night i dreamed i put a quarter in a newspaper machine and it was full of nerds and m&ms so i cleaned it out . i was scared somebody would catch me because i took more than one so i trying to stuff them in my jacket and they kept falling out. then explosions started going off and i knew the french were trying to blow off up the world so i hid under a canoe and waited for armageddon while i ate my nerds.

I was standing in the back of a big auditorium, it was dark. It was some kind of political event. On the stage there was a man and he was introducing someone. A woman came out in a coat or cloak of some kind, people clapped. I think it was a light skinned black woman with big hair. Then she opened her coat and dropped it, she was totally naked and her breasts were too far apart. Her nipples swelled and then started shooting blood all over the front rows of the audience and the stage. The people cheered loudly, those who were close to but not in the blood rain scrunched in closer to be a part of the moment. I felt my stomach sink, I was very concerned in the dream and left in a hurry with fear someone might catch me and then I woke up.

It was very strange, I dreamt it back in 1997 when I was 18.

@ the poop master- wow…. Thats perverted

Every dream I can recall having is weird…...the most recent one:
Standing on a balcony with a group of people overlooking a town when suddenly we notice there’s a number of tornados tearing through the town…...I run up the street to see further and suddenly I’m back home with the view over the bay and the small island just across the stream, but the island is covered in petrol and catches fire, there’s an actual ring of flames on the water around the island…..I go to get the others to come and see, then realise these are people I work with…....
Don’t remember much after that, think I woke up.
Quite weird, but I think it’s to do with me recently thinking about moving back home.

I had a dream that I was building a bamboo hut in the middle of a rainforest. I would place a piece of bamboo then hammer a nail on the bamboo to hold it in place. There was a chimp in a wife beater that was handing me the nails. Nobody ever spoke, it was just me taking nails from this monkey and hammering them into the bamboo for what seemed like forever. I woke up before I completed it so I never got to see how it turned out.

I had a dream just the other day where I was sitting on a park bench and had a huge brown bag full of skittles. Then the bag started shaking for no reason. The skittles were going everywhere. I then woke up and realized there was an earthquake happening.

omg I went to school and everyone ask me if I felt the earthquake and apparently I slept through it….

A man I had an insanely intense crush on gave me all his childhood stuffed bears and
rabbits instead of reciprocating.

A very long time ago I dreamt I had a baby hippo for a pet. It was really playful like a puppy, but whenever it would play bite someone, it didn’t know it’s own strength, so it would break bones.

My dreams are always very weird. The other night I dreamt that I was on some kind of school camp in a jungle near a beach. Everyone had the same bag and mine got mixed up and lost. I was ringing everyone on my mobile when suddenly everyone else was gone and I was with Batman and Robin. They were telling me a story about how they’d been chased by this huge shark, but as they were telling me the story it was happening to me. I was chased by this shark all over the place until I finally ended up in a peaceful little bay where some yachts were moored. I was floating in the water when I found a bottle of cordial and started to drink it. Then I heard Robin say somewhere in the background “then I started drinking cordial and the shark turned up again” so I knew the shark was about to come. I swam to shore just in time and the shark jumped out of the water, hit its nose on the sand and fell back in before swimming away. Suddenly I was in a van with Batman and Robin driving along a forest road having a good old laugh and chatting like old friends. But then i was driving a car behind the van, although I was still in the van as well, I guess I was in two places at once. The me in the car was also being chased by something but I didn’t know what. A bird hit my windscreen and bounced off, making me jump. Then another car appeared behind me and I could see a freaky ghost woman driving it in my rearview mirror. Then suddenly this creepy dead woman was in my car. I screamed, she turned into the shark and bit my shoulder before I crashed the car and suddenly I was the me back in the van again. The other me no longer existed but I had a cut on my shoulder from where the shark had bit me. Robin patched me up and then I woke up.