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If you were a dwarf, what would your name and title be?

Asked by Berserker (33470points) April 3rd, 2011

We’re talking about the typical Dungeon&Dragons fantasy dwarf here, like Gimli Son of Gloin from The Lord of the Rings.
For those unfamiliar with this popular fantasy figure which I assume is highly based from the stereotypical Viking in some few ways, dwarfs are short but sturdy beings, usually living underground. Traditionally speaking, you will recognize them for their long bushy beards and horned helmets. Female dwarves have super long hair and can cook better than anyone’s grandmother. They fight just as well as the males, and are often the ones to take care of the young dwarves’ schooling. Dwarves use heavy weaponry in battle, such as two handed swords, huge axes, maces, flails or hammers. They love big ass shields, too.
They’re tough as nails, they don’t like sunlight, but they love fire. They forge great weapons and armour, and are known to party it up constantly, singing folk songs while drinking booze that would knock out a horny bull. Dwarves and elves usually don’t get along. But dwarves aren’t just drinking weaponsmiths. They’re deeply rooted in their ancient history, they’re honour bound and while they always act like goofs, they are extremely wise. Artists, singers and craftsmen, dwarves are awesome.
So if that gives you a better idea, if you were a dwarf, what do you think your name and title would be, based on who you are for real? You know like, Bealorth Bouldersmash or Olga Sweetfiddle, only not so stereotypical.
For example, I would be Gigi Ironbraids, Scourge of the Walking Dead or Jizzfayce Buckdrainer.

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yankeetooter's avatar

Thorin Oakenshield…

AmWiser's avatar

Ishkabibble Babble…

Joker94's avatar

Marik Ivorytickler.

BarnacleBill's avatar

Nairb Sivad, Gatekeeper of the Salt Stores.

12Oaks's avatar

Professor Buckeye

talljasperman's avatar

Brunor Battlehammer king of Mithral hall

Berserker's avatar

@talljasperman Hahaha cool. You know, back in my D&D days, I had a character named Brunor. He was a bariaur though.

Awesome names everyone. :)

ariah's avatar

Akkita of the Ice Caps… yes.

Kardamom's avatar

Shrooms Eye.

SavoirFaire's avatar

I am Agok of the North, Son of Forgan the Destroyer!!!

This is actually my real name.

Berserker's avatar

LOL you guys are fucking awesome. :D

AstroChuck's avatar

Because… you know.

AstroChuck's avatar

Okay. Perhaps I’m not so equipped. But a boy can dream.

everephebe's avatar

Irminsul the lesser, fifth son of Alberich the Mutterer.

mazingerz88's avatar

ZZikuza Zagrava of the Firook Clan of AmberNorth, master maker of flame swords and fire shields!

rooeytoo's avatar

Rooey of the outback

Cruiser's avatar

The name is Tiny Little and I’d get me a pygmy pony and retire in Montana as a Dental Floss Tycoon.

DarlingRhadamanthus's avatar

You’re Kidding Right of the Sassy Comeback.

ucme's avatar

Tripod, knight of the kickstand.

Seelix's avatar

Seelix Irontoes, Shieldmaiden of the Great White North.

P.S. – At first I thought this was about little people, and was enraged. Then I saw that it was you, and realized that it was okay :)

Berserker's avatar

@mazingerz88 Lol I can’t even pronounce three quarters of that. Good job. :D

@Seelix Thanks. :) And good name. The North is always awesome.

mazingerz88's avatar

@Symbeline Thanks! But this could be interesting though, let me try…a name for a powerful sexy female dwarf based on the profile names here…

Symbeline Seelix of the Ucme Dark Plains of the EastAriah, wielder of the DarlingRhadamantus Ax of Rooeytoo, keeper of Everephebe Mystical Stones of Kardamom!

Berserker's avatar

Gat dang man, that’s pretty good lol. Imagine having to engrave all that in stone. XD

jennykim's avatar

Jenny. that’s my name. :)

Only138's avatar

Only….drinker of many spirits. Eliminator of Liquor. Bladder emptier, and cigarrette smoker. LMAO. ;)

Berserker's avatar

Eliminator of Liquor LMAO. I love that lol. XD

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