If you could create your own Fluther awards, what would they be?

So let’s say you got a chance to create your own awards for Fluther and add them to the existing ones. What would they be called, and what would a user need to do to obtain them?
You can create serious awards, or make totally silly ones. Feel free to name them something non ocean related, if that helps coming up with names better. Here’s some examples;

Tide Pool
Hornbasket
For viewing one user’s profile 69 times.

Back to the Future
Linked MySpace account.

Coral Reef
Stephen King Syndrome
Asked 3 questions every day during a whole year.

Megalomaniac
Have 100 answers that contain the word ’‘Pinky’’ for some reason.

20,000 Leagues
Mainstreet Attraction
Had three of your questions chosen as Question of the Day.

Filthy Whore
Was followed by 30 users in one day.

Atlantis
Vincent Price VS Rob Zombie
You’ve killed so many, you should hide your shame behind a hockey mask. Guessed all of Symbeline’s movies from her profile.
Erm…haha.

Jaws IV
You traveled so far, we had to give you something. If you meet one of the staff members or moderators in real life and say the word ’‘rosebud’’, they have to give you this award next time they go on Fluther.

Dude, making up awards is actually pretty tough. Let’s see what you guys come up with.