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An inappropriate song to be played at a wedding would be....?

Asked by ucme (50034points) April 16th, 2011

Just for mischief, any song that wouldn’t go down too well on that most special of days.

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HungryGuy's avatar

Rest In Pieces by Misanthrope

lookingglassx3's avatar

The Beautiful South – Don’t Marry Her
Panic! At the Disco – I Write Sins, Not Tragedies
AC/DC – Mistress for Christmas
Tammy Wynette – D-I-V-O-R-C-E

KateTheGreat's avatar

Fuck You by Ceelo Green.

Randy's avatar

My first thought was My Neck, My Back by Khia.
Careful… NSFW

Granny, and probably most everyone, would flip if they heard this at a wedding.

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

This song by Dr Dre. (NSFW)
This probably wouldn’t go over well, either. Also NSFW.

chyna's avatar

Paul Anka “Having My Baby”.

john65pennington's avatar

“We’ve Only Just Begun” by Karen Carpenter.

Great song for a wedding occasion.

ucme's avatar

Cheers peeps, good stuff.
Yeah, i’ll get my coat!

dxs's avatar

“Love Stinks”, as Adam Sandler did in “Wedding Singer”

aprilsimnel's avatar

Big Balls by AC/DC
Me and Mrs Jones by Billy Paul

Remember that commercial I played in here from the Dutch language school, where the grandparents didn’t understand an English-language song, but enjoyed it nevertheless to the amusement of the grandchildren? Apparently, it’s a real song they used that is completely inappropriate for a wedding. NSFW or children.

Neizvestnaya's avatar

Me And Mrs. Jones

One Way Out


janbb's avatar

Band of Gold by Freda Payne

mazingerz88's avatar

I Did It My Way by Frank Sinatra

Berserker's avatar

Anything by Mortician is probably a bad idea…unless it’s my wedding. ^^

filmfann's avatar

Bitch by the Rolling Stones

filmfann's avatar

@aprilsimnel I like your choice better!

Kardamom's avatar

Blame it On Your Lyin’ Cheatin’ Heart by Patty Loveless.

This is a great (and hilarious) song, but highly inappropriate for a wedding.

Brian1946's avatar

How about Run For Your Life by the Beatles:

Well I’d rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won’t know where I am

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That’s the end’a little girl

Well you know that I’m a wicked guy
And I was born with a jealous mind
And I can’t spend my whole life
Trying just to make you toe the line

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That’s the end’a little girl

Let this be a sermon
I mean everything I’ve said
Baby, I’m determined
And I’d rather see you dead

Ladymia69's avatar

You could play Eminem’s ”‘97 Bonnie and Clyde” for the christening.

poor @john65pennington I think he thought it said “appropriate” in the question

Blondesjon's avatar

Frank Sinatra doing The Lady Is A Tramp.

i know this for a fact. i had the dj play it for my sister at her wedding and she was fucking pissed.

aprilsimnel's avatar

Song for the Dumped – Ben Folds Five

I want my money back!

6rant6's avatar

The Ballad of the Green Beret
It’s My Party and I’ll Cry If I Want To
Every Step You Take
That’s the Way I Always Heard It Should Be
Lyin’ Eyes (particularly gruesome for a May-December marriage)
Cold As Ice

Rarebear's avatar

Locomotive Breath. And not only did we play it, but my buddy and I danced to it.

diavolobella's avatar

It’s the End of the World As We Know It by REM

Michael_Huntington's avatar

Joy Division-Love will tear us apart

fundevogel's avatar

Cracks knuckles.

Momus – I Want You, But I Don’t Need You
The Yayhoos – Baby, I Love You
Tim Minchin – If You Really Loved Me
Nick Cave – Where the Wild Roses Grow
Peggy Lee – Is That All There Is?

ddude1116's avatar

Love Me Dead by Ludo

mazingerz88's avatar

Don’t Stand ( So Close To Me ) by The Police?

mazingerz88's avatar

Silent Night

Berserker's avatar

@mazingerz88 I busted out laughing lmao, Silent Night XD

mazingerz88's avatar

@Symbeline Just try imagining all the guests singing in a chorus :-)

Brian1946's avatar

51st Anniversary, by jumpin’ jiminy Hendrix.

diavolobella's avatar

Why Don’t We Do It In The Road

Berserker's avatar

@mazingerz88 Haha yeah, that would get awkward…FAAAAALL ON YO KNEEEEEEESS!!! XD

(I used to think it said ’‘crawl’’ on your knees lol)

bkcunningham's avatar

Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E Becomes Final Today by the late-great Tammy Wynette.

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