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What's Dr. J's first name?

Asked by troubleinharlem (7981points) April 20th, 2011

I know it’s Dr. Jelly (right?), but what’s his first name?

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erichw1504's avatar

If I told you, I’d have to kill you. It’s Leonard.

CBrennan15's avatar

If you mean the basketball player, it’s Julius

troubleinharlem's avatar

@erichw1504 : Leonard? Oh dear.
And I’d like to live to see 20…

@CBrennan15 : Haha, okay. I didn’t mean him, but it’s good to know!

Jeruba's avatar

He looks like a Tim to me, but it’s probably something more like Maximilian.

Or Kelly.

seazen_'s avatar

I wonder if he was teased as a kid and called smelly jelly.

If Jeruba married him she’d be Jeruba Jelly.

janbb's avatar

Why – don’t you all know? I do; it’s Mortimer!

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

Why do you think it’s a boy?

troubleinharlem's avatar

@Simone_De_Beauvoir : Because I don’t know any women who wear such… uhm, interesting glasses like those.
no offense to anyone who wears those.

erichw1504's avatar

He isn’t a boy, he’s a man!

JilltheTooth's avatar

Uh, guys, the third “leg” is the clue, here…. ;-)

anartist's avatar

@JilltheTooth what do you mean?
He just hasn’t finished his 3-legged race.
The other guy is behind him.

erichw1504's avatar

@JilltheTooth Oh God, now I cannot unsee. Dr. J will always look different from now on. Thanks.

YARNLADY's avatar

@JilltheTooth So I’m not the only one who always thought he has three knees

ucme's avatar

As i’ve said in the past, he bears a striking resemblance to Herr Himmler. So i’m going to go with Nazibastard as a fun first name.

JilltheTooth's avatar

@ucme : But we like Dr J!!!

ucme's avatar

@erichw1504 High five dude! @JilltheTooth Oh for sure, it’s only a name after all.

marinelife's avatar

Trouble, of course.

SpatzieLover's avatar

Dr. BenDrew Jelly of the Fluther Collection

diavolobella's avatar

@troubleinharlem It’s Doctor, silly. LOL

bob_'s avatar

It doesn’t have a name.

chyna's avatar

Bartholomew.

KateTheGreat's avatar

Beelzebub Jelly is his real name!

filmfann's avatar

Jelly is actually his first name. His last name is Savalas.

dxs's avatar

Bernard

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

It’s Michaelangelo. I thought everyone knew that…

Joker94's avatar

He looks like a Theodore..

Blueroses's avatar

It’s Smuckers

filmfann's avatar

Does this convince you?

YARNLADY's avatar

@filmfann Yes, I’m convinced.

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