Can we invent some fun canine mixed breeds?

I heard about a new service that will create a made-to-order mix for you. Clearly, this opens to door to some amusing new breed names. For instance, mix a Great Dane and a non-braking Scottish Deer Hound and voilá, out pops a Great Scott! And for those who enjoy more scatological breeds, we might mix a Cocker Spaniel, Bull Dog and Poodle and get a Cockabullpoo. What other amusing breeds can you help me invent?

Here’s a list of breeds. Look them over, and let your imagination meet your sense of humor and the absurd. Let’s see what creative breeds we might want to order up.