Spoof movie titles, let's hear your best efforts?

Star Dreck 2009
Star Farts

The Fabulous Seven (set in the wilderness near Brokeback Mountain, starring the fellows from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy)

The Good, The Bad and the Hungry (starring cowboy boot-wearing toddlers)

A Streetcar Named Retired (set in Boca Raton, Florida instead of New Orleans)

The Sound of Muzak (a harried babysitter schlepps her 7 snotty nosed charges to the pediatrician’s office)

Heaving’s Great
Theme!
The Breakfast Club Sandwich

Pulp Non-fiction
Fight Club Sandwich (haha, @6rant6.)
The Unusual Suspects

Apocalypse Never
South by Southwest
Reservoir Cats

The All-You-Can-Eat Breakfast Club.

From Here to Unspecified Length of Time
Senior Citizen’s Cane

Guy gets sick at an all-you-can-eat buffet at a casino, so he’s Heaving Las Vegas.

Damsel is in distress, so guy smokes weed all day long to become Stuporman.

Rhett Butler steps outside for some fresh air: Temporarily Absent with the Breeze.

Dorothy discovers that a certain reptile might know how she can return home, so she journeys to see The Lizard of Oz.

Dude wishes so bad that he wasn’t still getting real horny thinking about the woman who left him, so he consults The Sexorcist.

Boy falls into a giant mug of beer while traveling in Germany in Young Frank In Stein

Close knit family of miners is bullied by neighbors in How Mean Was My Valley

Nicki and Paris Hilton fight over the last set of implants in LA in How The Breast Was Won

Two complete idiots are terrorized by a maniacal killer in I Know What Dumber and Dumber Did Last Summer

Snuggle the Bear takes on the vicious denizens of a western town in The Good, the Bad and the Snuggly

A man discovers his passion for fruit too late in Last Mango in Paris

Cheers folks, good stuff!
@diavolobella I’m loving the care bears…...snuggle bear movie :¬)

Too many balloons pop, causing Carl Fredricksen’s house to fall too soon in Down

John McLane’s happier side: Live Hard

A tough U.S. Marshal leads a stubborn young girl on the wrong path to find her father’s murderer in False Grit

Banjo! Based on a novel by Stephen King

Forrest Hump
Jeremiah’s Johnson
Drilling Miss Daisy
The Good, The Bad, and The Horny
The Boner Collector

porn spoofs count, right? i can do this all day.

Bruce Wayne, the Caped Crusader, fights Gotham’s villains with his batcane in Batman Ends.

The Sound of Cacophony: Maria von Trapp meets karaoke
Oversleeping in Ottowa; Romance stifled by chronic narcolepsy
Scent of a teen-ager; Trying to find a dance partner who can’t smell.
Shallow Space 7: the effects of negative curvature on space travel
Tootsie Pop: Overweight male chocoholic tries attending Weight-Watchers in Drag

PAWS – an annoyed catfish starts biting swimmers

Alas the porn industry has a few years advantage on the rest of us:

Shaving Ryan’s Privates
Star Whores
Forrest Hump
Top Gums
You’ve got Male
Don’t puke now
PS, I’ll fuck you
You’ve a wonderful wife
All That Jizz
Roast Busters
The Dogging Father
ET, The Extra Testicle
..and so on, and on and on.

Three Bachelors adopt an aging matinee Idol in Three Men and a Warren Beatty
Three Bachelors adopt an aging character actor in Three Men and a Ned Beatty
Three Bachelors adopt a troubled country singer in Three Men and a Mindy McCready
Three Bachelors adopt a misogynistic rapper in Three Men and a Slim Shady
Three Bachelors adopt a troubled island nation in Three Men and a Haiti

A liberal comic’s battle against conservatism – Maher Wars
A country/western singer tries his hand at real estate – Glenngary, Glenncampbell
A look into the birth of an overweight, outspoken female stand-up comic – A Barr is Born

Tough-ass cop sexually harasses criminals into giving up: Flirty Harry.
Woman goes to work for lawyer who won’t eat his veggies: Erin Broccoli.
Woman hires free-form floating vapors to clean her house: Ghostdusters.

Cinder-Feller story about a cross-dressing step son

The Liar, the B*tch and the Whore-drobe – the Lindsay Lohan story (harsh! LOL)

Fear and Loathing in Bangkok – An oddball journalist and his psychopathic lawyer travel to Bangkok for a series of psychadelic escapades.

Shaving Private Ryan – title of short film shot during Private Ryan’s first day in the army

Shaving Ryan’s Privates – film on an overly enthusiastic army barber

Plaid Runner – Scotsman without a car looking for a decent bar in Los Angeles

Raving Private Ryan – Private Ryan is amazed at the manscaping job done by the enthusiastic army barber.

Some Like it Cold: Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon swim in the Bering Sea.
She Done Him Right: May West, after sessions with a sex therapist.
All About Adam: A non-Oscar winning movie about the narcissism of the first man in the Garden of Eden, which explains men today.
The Unusual Suspects: Has a more memorable leading character than Kaiser Sose.
A Room Facing a Brick Wall: A romantic love story between an Englishwoman and a Jersey thug.
Casa Roja: A doomed love affair in Spain during the revolution.
The African Drag Queen: Humphrey Bogard and Hepburn switch roles. It’s hard to distinguish from the original

@mazingerz88: @gmander got there first .^^

Saving Ryan’s Privates – American GI undergoes surgery to repair damage following haircut by unqualified army barber.

A neurotic, twice divorced sci-fi writer goes back to his mom’s website to solve his personal problems: Fluther.

A starship crew goes to investigate the silence of a planet’s colony, only to find 2 billion cars that need fixing or repairing daily: Ford Ridden Planet.

THE WHAT GODFATHER? – epic Mafia movie by produced by aetheists

The Seventh Meal Glutton on holiday in New York overindulges and at 9:00pm while attempting a creme caramel, explodes.

Shakespeare in Lust—The Bard forgoes all that romantic poetry crap and gets his freak ON.

Armenian in Patois an eastern European try to learn how to dance in Jamaica.

Steve Rogers gets demoted in First Lieutenant America.

The Great Inflator Sad film about a solitary man with high sex drive and his collection of life sized dolls.

Bobby Boucher finally ditches the water in Gateradeboy.

A fabulous pastry chef’s star rises in Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert.

Close Encounters of the Ninth Kind—— a movie about a charismatic smart guy from an alien race who gets elected US president

Non Resident Evil—— scary movie about a ghastly spectre in America whose green card application is still pending

The Antisocial Network

Malice In Wonderland——the MadHatter, the Cheshire cat and Tweedledee and Tweedledum find Alice rather attractive

Nudefellas Steamy film set in an all male sauna.

Pirates of the Crabiner – Jack Sparrow and friends go mountain climbing. Fun times are had.

Well, I’ll spoof a tagline under a movie title…Halloween; The Night Nobody Came Home

That always cracks me up…

And this.

Night of the Living Bread

Night of the Living Bread, hmmm…...there’s a “grain” of truth in there somewhere.

Yeah, taking it down the porn road was way too easy for my liking. I mean it’s fine that some are in here, but I thought mainstream films were the way to go with this one. Thanks again peeps :¬)

The Queen’s Teach

The King’s Beach

Brokebutt Mountain Those cowboys get a little rough sometimes…
Monty Python and the Life of Brian1946 in which we get to see Brian1946 naked in a window.
The Princess Lied Inconceivable!
Harry Cooter and the STD of Fire Young wizards are naughty.

Life of Brian1946 is funny as hell.

Hey @Brian1946 – where’s your cousin Bobo1946?

Celsius 232.78: The metric version of the Bradbury classic.
Albanian Holiday: Audrey Hepburn and Gregory Peck explore the Balkan peninsula and do not fall in love.
!2 Coins in the Fountain: Inflation ruins Roman holiday
The Bridge over the River Styx: Being bullied by the Japanese was more fun.
Murder on the Amtrak Express: Killer is exposed because the delays allowed Poiroit enough time to solve the murder.
Out of Antarctica: Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis and Marilyn Monroe in the sequel to Some Like it Cold.

The Neverending Movie
Gonorrhea With The Wind Scarlett suffers an STD that causes flatulence
The Bourne Redundancy”

movies that don’t need a title change to work

Teens battle acne breakouts due to overeating chocolate treats – Mars Attacks
A woman parts ways with her rebound when her real love returns – Castaway
Make your own porn reference here – Eating Raoul

Jeremiah’s Johnson

Very Rawhide

The Man Elephant —— An elephant covers his head with a huge sack to hide his grotesque human head from other elephants.

Dude.

Dude Messiah.

(Instead of the classic Dune.)

Giraffe Man

(Instead of Elephant Man)

Starring: Wear and Tear (Cher)

The Fast and the Furryus

The Fast and the Fyrius

Debt At A Funeral —- A movie where the characters who attended discovered the dead loved one owed all of them money!

Four Funerals and a Wedding ( Part 8 ) ——After simply meeting and chatting during funerals, an octogenarian couple gets married so they can have all the sex they want while they can still do it.

Stand on Me

The boys meet again, 20 years later to reminisce about the body. The fat one is even larger, and stands on everyone to get back at them for teasing him back then.

Bionic Lawnmower

The government totally pimps out a normal lawnmower with extreme technology, and it ends up chasing people around downtown and blowing stuff up.