What is the best print media for aiding defecation?

defocation? Is that when you take your bifocals off? I don’t attempt print media with focation.

@geeky_mama lol

I’d answer this, but we all know that ladies do not read on the toilet (along with belching, farting, etc.)

Nor does our sh*t stink. (Ladies, that is.)

that makes a lot more sense, lol!

Ahh. But now my answer makes no sense. <sigh>

No, it was funny, @geeky_mama. If people couldn’t be here to appreciate it in all of it’s glory for the first few moments, then that’s their loss, lol!

^^Ditto! what @yankeetooter and @geeky_mama said.:p
The nerve…

Back to the question: The New Yorker works best for me.

Perhaps, ladies all, we could answer this hypothetically…

I’m a lady, and I nearly always read on the throne. Anything that’s handy, really. Novels, Sunday comics, catalogs and magazines. I have been known to read shampoo bottles when nothing else is nearby.

Shh! @augustlan! You’ll blow our cover!

So before writing (much less the printing press) what did we do, examine a tree very closely?

Watch for spiders on said tree heading our way…

feel very vulnerable with my pants down and spiders around

Ever encounter a Centipede while on the throne. It’s enough to scare the s#!t out of ya.

Well then you don’t need any reading material, do you, @AmWiser?

And yes, my old church always had huge centipedes in the bathroom in the winter…I hated going in there…(shudder)

Who Moved My Cheese?, Gone with the Wind , The Purpose Driven Life…

This q made me snort wine out of my nose. Thanks, guys.

@Haleth Ouch. I hate when that happens.

A book in the horror genre would be ideal for aiding with ablutions. Well, they are designed to make you shit yourself are they not?

My bank statement and the bills in one sitting.