(NFSW) Ever have a man "baby-talk" when he wants physical intimacy?

(I was asked to modify my question. If I offended someone, I apologize. I thought using the word “sex” was okay. Anyway, here is the amended version.)

Okay…I actually find this very, very, very, very unsexy. I put this up there with extremely bad breath when attempting to seduce a woman. I am talking about….

A man who, instead of taking a woman by the hand and leading her to the boudoir, or carrying her up the stairs, or kissing her until they stumble quickly to the bed…instead…stands next to her and says in a baby-voice (while raising his eyebrows up and down like Groucho Marx): It’s time for beddy-byes. (Then adds a giggle and a grin.)

Am I the only one who finds his unbelievably not at all…well…alluring?

Ever had a man do this? Or is this just a British thing? (This sort of cute-sy, wute-sy stuff?) It’s one thing when your guy normally is a great lover and he is kidding around with you and you are in a playful silly mood….but all the time?

And don’t worry, this was a long time ago. And this person was in his 4o’s! But I was thinking about this when I read the “kissing question” of yesterday….and how that was a deal-breaker for me. It’s hard to summon your inner Aphrodite when Groucho is wiggling his eyebrows at you and talking like a three year old! I kept thinking, “Will I have to read _The Little Engine that Could_first?”

(Of course, the art of seduction will excuse unbrushed teeth when unbridled passion takes over in some spontaneous expression…I’m not talking about that.)