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Will you play the "If The Hasn't Been Invented, Then..." game?

Asked by mazingerz88 (25873points) May 10th, 2011

The objective here is to say something interesting, surprising and thought provoking. If it’s funny or silly, that would be great. Here is a sample,

“If the telephone was not invented then people would use smoke signals or shout at rooftops to communicate.”

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janbb's avatar

If cellphones hadn’t been invented, then social plans would be much more reliable.

If toilet paper hadn’t been invented, then corncobs would be a hot commodity.

6rant6's avatar

If rhetorical questions hadn’t been invented then how would we begin long boring speeches?

downtide's avatar

If Facebook hadn’t been invented, people would actually go out with their friends.

Faze44's avatar

If fast food hadn’t been invented people would use their cooking utensils.

ucme's avatar

If the internet hadn’t been invented, then I wouldn’t be answering this question, dummy! ;¬}
If the nuclear deterrent hadn’t been invented, then I guess humanity would fall out.
If the apostrophe hadnt been invented, then this wouldnt & indeed couldnt have made much sense.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

If the printing press hadn’t been invented, Protestantism would never have had a way to propagate so throughly and quickly, and might have been stamped out before it really took root.

mazingerz88's avatar

If the toilet bowl has not been invented then the last thing you want to be is near a hole in the ground.

erichw1504's avatar

If Fluther hadn’t been invented, then the internet would be much more boring.

jasonwiese55's avatar

If guns hadn’t been invented, then we’d be worried about nuclear arrowwarheads.

erichw1504's avatar

If the iPhone hadn’t been invented, then we would still have to push physical buttons on our flip phones. The horror!

KateTheGreat's avatar

If cupcakes had never been invented, then I wouldn’t be gaining weight.

erichw1504's avatar

If clothes hadn’t been invented, then there would be many more nekked pancake parties.

MilkyWay's avatar

If crappy laptops weren’t invented then I wouldn’t be fuming right now.

mazingerz88's avatar

If politics was not invented goverments will be run by sport celebrities.

MilkyWay's avatar

If teachers weren’t programmed to tell students to shut up, then we’d have more time to talk about important things.

faye's avatar

Corncobs, @janbb?!

erichw1504's avatar

If deodorant hadn’t been invented, then the nose plug industry would be booming.

6rant6's avatar

If grammar hadn’t been invented then written with the could words sentences order be any.

erichw1504's avatar

If periods hadn’t been invented, then women would be happier and this sentence would end like this

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