A modern day war between men and women, who would win?

Your Mama.

Men. Sorry.

Men have been first in training fighters, constructing planes, ships and other military weapons and vehicles all along, so I’d have to say… men.

Men would win. But now because they’re somehow better or above or whatever – they’ve just been taught these things as theirs more.I hope animals win. We all deserve to go anyhow.

Eventually both sides will die out (unless there are defectors) without cooperation. Silly war.

Bacteria, insects, worms and carrion eaters such as rats and vultures.

As in most wars no one would be the victor.

Women. They’d only dispute the methods & strategy used by us blokes in warfare & as I know only too well, you can’t win an argument with my wife a woman. Game over!!

Just a point of clarification on the rules… are we going to fight naked?

Women would employ some variation on the Lysistrata strategy to defeat men udderly.

Wow, that would be a really shitty war.

It would probably reach a stalemate. But I think the women would pull through in the end if they used seduction tactics.

Men, probably.

But they’d suffer from a big loss with my weaponry!

@KatetheGreat, I’d charm you into surrendering.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Pfft. I have a high tolerance!

Come to Daddy. I haven’t met one female who could resist my nibbling technique.

Are frying pans banned by the Geneva Conventions?

Women, because men, at least those who do not have their heads up their own arse, have moral inhibitions against harming women.

Touche’

No one. Without both genders, we would go extinct in one generation.

In that case, women would win, as they live longer on average than men do.

Your mama’a mama.

If the people of this world have any sense, the losers of that war would be the idiots who started it in the first place.

However, if the war was actually started by a cunning cabal of non-human animals, then the winners would be all the other life forms on this planet.

Women are callous. Them.

Whichever side is better armed.

Of course women would win. But only because I’d be on their side.

@WestRiverrat actually with modern technology, women could continue on without men. And continue to make test tube women.

@King_Pariah What fun would that be?

@King_Pariah
The Asgard tried that. They ended up with having to blow up their planet.

@WestRiverrat well, where there is a will there is a way, and sometimes you just gotta fan those flames or put them out one way or another… And if they ever feel like bringing back men via clones, I’m “up” for it. lol

@ragingloli Which Asgard?

@King_Pariah
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@ragingloli ha, everyone knows that they’re wannabes, its all about Odin