If someone else took the stand to announce another's misfortune (like Obama did on TV), who would it be and what would they say?
Pick a fictional or non-fictional person or character that may want someone else to face an unfortunate event (not necessarily death). Then have them give their speech as to what has happened.
Example:
Mario: “King Bowser has been banished from our world. I stomped on his head 5 times and he fled!”
Be creative and have fun!
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Justin Bieber warbling the announcement of Sarah Palin’s demise, whilst having his balls gripped in an industrial sized set of pliers….....“Ding-dong the witch is dead, wicked witch, the wicked witch, ding-dong the wicked…....!!”
Osama bin Laden predicting his own unfortunate demise as he shares plans to send suicide planes to the U.S. of A.
Hopefully nobody. This kind of drama is boring.
A major source of evil has left the world has left the world. Televangelist Pat Robertson, was killed in when a tractor-trailer load of pig manure overturned on him as he was waiting for a limousine that was to transport him to a rally to celebrate peace and the end of the State of Israel.
China: North Korea has offical domainated South Korea country politically.
Hermione Granger: Good morning, everyone, good morning. Since he’s too embarrassed to tell you himself, it falls to me to make the announcement that Harry Potter has indeed defeated the Dark Lord, He Who Must Not Be Named, and might I remind everyone, a dark wizard born of a human woman, and therefore a self-loathing traitor, Tom Riddle, AKA Voldemort.
Harry would like to be left alone, if it’s all right with the rest of you, and we may now go on about the business of rebuilding our lives in harmony among all wizards and with the other human beings we live among. Thank you. No questions, please.
Ron Weasley: Yeah, what she said. Good on ya’, Harry! Don’t touch my sister.
@aprilsimnel Voldemort’s father was a muggle, not his mother. Yes, I am a geek on this stuff.
Yikes. It’s been so long since I read the books. Please do forgive me.
Ronald Reagan was such an eloquent speaker and would be my choice to deliver bad news. Or perhaps Walter Cronkite.
@majorrich Walter Cronkite definitely proved his ability to give bad news during the Kennedy assassination. :-(
Wow, this was an epic fail…
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