It's a bad day when...?

…I forgot to bring my lunch to work.

Didn’t we just do this a couple days ago?

This happens!

It’s Groundhog Day…

**Sorry, guys. It didn’t come up in the related questions when I was creating it. The mods can delete this…**

If I don’t get my son to daycare during the 30 minute window that they serve breakfast, he throws a crying tantrum and it ruins my day too because I feel so guilty :( Even if he eats at home first, he expects food upon his arrival to daycare!

It’s a bad day when, first thing I step on a dead bird and hear it’s bones crack underfoot on my vintage Persian rug.
Courtesy of the killer cats. This is how I just woke up about 30 minutes ago.

you’ve managed to “hold your water” during your morning commute
race to the men’s room

and miss reaching the urinal
by
that
much.

I have no idea when a bad day is going to strike.

you send yourself an email to your work address and it comes back as a bounced email because the person is no longer with the company.

you go to take the dog out for a morning walk and he pee’s on your foot before getting out the door.

you have 75,000 emails in your inbox (this actually happened to 6 users I support this morning)

—@blueiiznh—

My Gawd!
I think having 30 or so in my spam folder is insane!

you wake up with a pimple

you start your menstruation

you are hungry

you have no money

I can’t find my teeth.

…you get pooped on by a pigeon whilst waiting for public transit.

This did not happen to me but I was standing right beside a lady that did ..lol we both thought someone through something at her (it was a huge nasty mess – that bird must have been holding it in all day). It landed on the front of her shoulder and all the way down her dress coat. I offered her some tissue, as that was all I had, and helped her clean it up.

Oops, I said “through” when I meant “threw” ..I feel silly.

wake up and realize it’s already 8am on a Monday, you have a splitting hangover, and you suddenly realize you have a meeting to attend at 10am. betcha life!

you don’t know who you woke up next to

I can’t find the kid in the frizzer.