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Not for all the ____ in ____ ?

Asked by everephebe (11584points) May 17th, 2011

What’s your “Not for all the tea in china” statement?

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creative1's avatar

Not for all the gold in Fort Leavenworth

MilkyWay's avatar

Not for all the cheesecake in the world…

etignotasanimum's avatar

Not for all the coffee in Seattle!

thorninmud's avatar

Not for all the gasoline in Exxon-Mobil

creative1's avatar

Not for all the baked beans in Boston

Kardamom's avatar

Not for all the cheese in Denmark!

Vunessuh's avatar

Not for all the spatulas in Crate and Barrel.

ucme's avatar

…bear shit in the woods.

AmWiser's avatar

Not for all the wine in Spain.

glenjamin's avatar

Not for all the cheeseburgers in paradise

thorninmud's avatar

Not for all the silicon in Pamela Anderson.

MilkyWay's avatar

@thorninmud lmfao! I laughed at that!

Blackberry's avatar

Not for all the women in Sweden.

ucme's avatar

..lurve I got for my answe….oh! ;¬}

KateTheGreat's avatar

Not for all the vodka in Russia!

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the lurve in Fluther.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the hair on Donald Trump’s head.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the winning in Charlie Sheen’s mind.

KateTheGreat's avatar

Not for all of the jokes that come out of @erichw1504‘s mouth!

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the great in Kate.

rebbel's avatar

Not for all the jewelry in Lindsay Lohan’s handbag

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the porno in bin Laden’s hideout.

aprilsimnel's avatar

Not for all the incarnations of The Doctor.

Pele's avatar

Not for all the shoes in Imelda Marcos’ closet!

creative1's avatar

(NSFW) Not for all the cocks in playgirl

Blueroses's avatar

Not for all the virgins in 4chan.

KateTheGreat's avatar

@Blueroses Hahahahaha, that made me laugh a bit to hard.

6rant6's avatar

Not for all the good in tensions.

FutureMemory's avatar

Not for all the shit ‘tween Sarah Palin’s ears.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the chocolates in Forrest Gump’s box.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Not for all the air in Paris Hilton’s head.

creative1's avatar

Not for all the sexy lingerie in paris

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the cleavage in Victoria’s Secret magazines.

creative1's avatar

(nsfw) Not for all the cum in a sperm bank

erichw1504's avatar

(NSFW) not for all the cum in Paris Hilton.

6rant6's avatar

Not for all the tea in a place with a LOT of tea. I’m talking huge. A shitload of tea.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the nekked pancake parties in the mansion.

creative1's avatar

Not for all the blood in the blood bank

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the ______ in ad lib games.

6rant6's avatar

Not for all the chicks in kachickistan.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the hicks in kachickistan.

Blueroses's avatar

Not for all the orange trees in yesterday’s posts.

erichw1504's avatar

@Blueroses and I still have no clue what that is all about.

Not for all the confusion in yesterday’s posts.

creative1's avatar

@Blueroses are you sure you don’t mean Not for all the Oranges in Florida

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the cake in the frizzer.

Kardamom's avatar

Question: What are the most popular items found in a Fluther frizzer?

Answer: Jars of Kraft Pimento Cheese spread, Yarn, Orange Trees, Pancakes and Sandwiches!

6rant6's avatar

Not for all the non sequiturs in plum jam.

creative1's avatar

Not for all the Banana’s at a Chiquia Banana Farm

everephebe's avatar

Not for all the trolls from 4chan.

6rant6's avatar

Not for all the silicon in Vegas.

everephebe's avatar

Not for all the bourbon in Bardstown. (KY)

Blueroses's avatar

Not for all the wine in…
brb dinner

MilkyWay's avatar

Not for all the chocolate @WillWorkForChocolate has.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Not for all the cute in @queenie‘s voice.

brb dinner

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the dinner on @WillWorkForChocolate‘s plate.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Hehe, leftover Chinese for breakfast, want some?

Pele's avatar

Not for all the silk in India.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the leftovers in @WillWorkForChocolate‘s fridge.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

There’s a turtle in there too…

creative1's avatar

NSFW Not for all the sex at a brothel

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the turtles in here.

Pele's avatar

Not for all the chilli in Chile.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the turkey in Turkey.

creative1's avatar

Not for all the Hamburger in Hamburg

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the German chocolate cake in Germany.

Pele's avatar

Not for all the watches in Switzerland.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the french fries in France.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Not for all the English Bulldogs in England.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the Canadian bacon in Canada.

Pele's avatar

Not for all the Spam in Hawaii :)

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the bacon in Baconton, GA.

Pele's avatar

Wow @erichw1504. Not for all the oranges in my tree! I’ll now sit under it and pout.
I’ll uploud pics of my orange tree if you guys don’t believe me.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the babbies in Babbie, AL.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Not for all the fires in Hell, Michigan. :P

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the orgasms in Climax, MI.

Pele's avatar

Not for all the rain in my yard. I need to mow :(

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the smacking in Smackover, Arkansas.

6rant6's avatar

Not for all the beans in Starbucks.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the nekked ladies at a nude beach.

Blueroses's avatar

Not for all the kitten pictures on the internet.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the goombas in Bowser’s castle.

Blueroses's avatar

Not for all the bananas in MarioKart.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the barrels in Donkey Kong.

creative1's avatar

Not for all the aliens in Space Invaders

Blueroses's avatar

Not for all the snark in Passive Aggressive Notes

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the trolls on the internet.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the fatalities in Mortal Kombat.

Blueroses's avatar

Not for all the run-on sentences near the anti-proton universe generator

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the strippers in Duke Nukem.

6rant6's avatar

Not for all the ewes in Qatar.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Not for all the nipples in Hustler.

6rant6's avatar

Not for all the brass monkeys in the fleet.

creative1's avatar

Not for all the drizzled chocolate on @blueiiznh body

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the steam on the rice.

Blueroses's avatar

Not for all the crap on television.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the cookies in the cookie jar.

@Blueroses That’s a lot of crap!

Blueroses's avatar

I know, right?

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the Saw sequels in the world of cinema.

6rant6's avatar

Not for all the night life in Des Moines.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the raptured in heaven.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Not for all the morons in the world.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the chocolate in @WillWorkForChocolate‘s belly.

Blueroses's avatar

Not for all the cute in my puppy!

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the doomsday questions on Fluther.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Not for all the chocolate in my own pantry!

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the voice mails from Mel Gibson.

MilkyWay's avatar

Not for all the frikkin sexy and hot voices in Fluther.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the queens in Fluther.

Blueroses's avatar

Not for all the ego-stroking in Meta!

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the lint in my belly button.

Pele's avatar

Not for all the skeletons in my closet!!!

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the tornadoes in the United States.

Pele's avatar

Not for all the answers for this question.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the gold in the pot at the end of the rainbow.

Blueroses's avatar

Not for all the flooded out roads in this city.
seriously, will it never stop raining?

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the flashing in Mardi Gras.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Not for all the jellies who leave miffed comments because they don’t understand sarcasm…

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the sarcasm in Fluther questions.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@erichw1504 I can NOT believe you just said that. Are you flaming me for being sarcastic? Cuz if you are, I’ll flag you so hard that your ancestors will get modded! ~

erichw1504's avatar

Oh snap, y’all! I think @WillWorkForChocolate is asking for a smack down. What-what?! Bring it!

MilkyWay's avatar

Not for all the competition between @erichw1504 and @WillWorkForChocolate

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Fuck, I love you guys. You know that, right? I needed to smile so badly today!!!

Blueroses's avatar

Not for all the irony in Fluther questions.
yes, some are made of iron.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the folic acid in Fluther questions.

MilkyWay's avatar

Not for all the funny in @erichw1504

erichw1504's avatar

@queenie That’s a shit load o’ funny!

MilkyWay's avatar

Not for all the shit load of funny in @erich

Blueroses's avatar

Not for all the jellies in the chatrooms.

What? You’re all going to pretend you have something better to do?

aprilsimnel's avatar

Not for all the toys in the attic.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the hilarity in my avatar.

Pele's avatar

Not for all the glitter in the glitz.

erichw1504's avatar

Not for all the glitter in Ke$ha’s [REDACTED].

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Not for all the snobby parents in my daughter’s school.

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