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Do you have ideas for a cool product name?

Asked by MonstrousPeace (451points) May 18th, 2011

The product specifically is an energy drink that not only supplies people with energy, but also helps to clear up acne and other skin problems. I can’t think of anything cool enough. All I can think of is Professor Piggington’s New And Improved Acne Clearing Energy Drink which I am almost positive is too long for a product name. All ideas and suggestions are welcome. :)

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YoBob's avatar

I’d call it “Snake Oil” and market it in a glass bottle that looks like it fell off of a medicine show wagon in 1874.

MonstrousPeace's avatar

@YoBob That’s very interesting. Actually, that’d be a really cool idea if we were allowed to have prototypes with us during our presentation.

@erichw1504 I thought about using that one, but it seems like something anyone would say. A friend of mine actually suggesting something similar, “Enercne” I believe it was. Needless to say, interesting.

@rebbel That one is actually very creative! I’ll keep it in mind. :)

erichw1504's avatar

PIMPLE X-PLOSION ENERGY JUICE!!!

Beat the living puss out of yer acne with the leading energy drink that murders those bad boys like no tomorrow!

Have Hulk Hogan as your spokesperson.

MonstrousPeace's avatar

@flutherother That’s a really creative name too. I like the differentiation between the letters and asterisks.

@erichw1504 Oh my. I actually laughed; that’s great! Thank you for the input!

The_Idler's avatar

Bit of a ridiculous idea, all the “traditional” ingredients of “energy” drinks are really BAD for your skin!

TexasDude's avatar

BRAWNDO THE THIRST MUTILATOR

MonstrousPeace's avatar

@The_Idler True, but it’s supposed to be creative and helpful to kids in high school.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard That’s funny. It reminds me of one of those old cartoon villains! :)

@WasCy & @Kardamom Thank you for your input, but they seem very similar to what a regular acne cream would be called.

@Kardamom What made you think of Volcano?

@erichw1504 That’s different. Where did you get this idea from? Was it based solely on the acne piece or was it also derived from the popular orange drink, Crush?

MonstrousPeace's avatar

@rebbel I like that one. It’s short and sweet. :)

erichw1504's avatar

@MonstrousPeace Not from the orange drink, just because it “crushes” your acne.

MonstrousPeace's avatar

@erichw1504 Oh, I see. Thanks for the suggestion; it’s going on my list. :)

erichw1504's avatar

ACNEHILATOR

MonstrousPeace's avatar

@erichw1504 Would you buy a drink with that name?

erichw1504's avatar

@MonstrousPeace No. I don’t have any acne.

erichw1504's avatar

ZITSPLOSION

MonstrousPeace's avatar

@erichw1504 Touche. And that’s an interesting name.

@thorninmud I like that one. It’s unique. :)

6rant6's avatar

Smooth seems like a good word.
Smooth Ride
Smooth & Strong
Smooth Like That

Zup

Looking Up

Complex Jin

High and Tight

Ready or Not

Up for Anything

Miraculose

Clearage Cola

Dr. Hyper

And my personal favorite…
ForSkin

Kardamom's avatar

I thought of Volcano because volcanos are very powerful and release a lot of energy. And zits erupt just like volcanos.

Kardamom's avatar

Skintastic!

cazzie's avatar

Pore Me.
Dermis Drink
Clearasip
Gulp and Glow

ucme's avatar

Spotted Dick….ooh shit no, that’s an ointment!

cazzie's avatar

@ucme actually, it’s a kind of cake.

ucme's avatar

@cazzie No! Really? Well I never….did like that shit. Yuk, was always served up at school with cold custard.

mazingerz88's avatar

Tranzorm
Amazonee

Blueroses's avatar

ClearUP↑

ClearBoost

Berserker's avatar

The Zitreaper

Kardamom's avatar

@Symbeline Ok that’s awesome!

Berserker's avatar

Thanks ^^

erichw1504's avatar

TOTAL CLEARAGE

cazzie's avatar

@erichw1504 sounds like either constipation relief or drain cleaner.. LOL

erichw1504's avatar

@cazzie constipation relief and drain cleaner, aren’t those the same thing?

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