What is one of the funniest text messages you've ever received?

This isn’t a text message, but my brother sent me a pic called “straggler.” I opened it up and there was a tiny piece of poop in a toilet.

“Save a cucumber, buy a dildo!”

“I just heard on the police scanner that the cops are chasing a drunk in a diaper, riding a tricycle down the highway! Did you forget your medication again?”

(NSFW) My girlfriend sent me a text with this funny tattoo pic.

You need to see this site

@filmfann I frequent that site as well :)

“lololololololololololololololo I’m druuuuuunkkk lolololololo”

( from a friend…who was drunk )

I got one saying that I was allegible for £1200 for my accident, by someone who I didn’t know.
Very funny…

OMG that site is hilarious. I have read their stuff for many months.

Many random texts from unknown people texting the wrong number. I love messin with their minds if the are out there enough to not know who they are texting.

“omg I pooped!!!!” – from my mom after a couple days of staying in the hospital for surgery. Lol, her being able to poop meant she could go home.

Hahaha, these are all pretty funny.

A friend told me she found out her boyfriend was cheating on her when she got a text from him that was intended for the other girl.
Sad, but funny.
Nothing like getting your dick caught in the flip phone.

Here’s a tale a good friend told me about our good friend @Joker94:

It’s late at night and he’s recently expired for the eve, when his phone goes off. He sees it’s from Joker94, and so it was much to his dismay to discover the contents of such message, “I’m in bed, and I’m warmmm!”.

As it turns out, Joker94 was also expiring for the eve, which is a very amusing time to be around him, because he gets loopy, as so many other fantastic stories love to note. On this particular eve, he decided to send that to a girl, and sent it to our poor friend instead. Upon getting a response, he realized this, “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!??!!”