Can you make a less interesting movie title?

The Slow and the Calm

The Light Knight

Gone in the Breeze

Day at the Museum

Sailors of the Caribbean.

War of the Bullies

The Bourne Luncheon

You’ve got no mail.

Prince Kong

Mission: Possible

Star Pieces/Peaces

The Startinator: “I won’t be back.”

Languidly Seeking Susan
The Man with the Silver Piccolo
Sprained Ankle Hill
Soiled Snow and the Six Dwarves
The Bridge on the River Hudson
The Beige Duck
On Copper Puddle
Easy Walker
Soiled Harry

Unhappy Feet

Day Of The Living Living

The Dot Matrix

Star Diplomacy

Ocean’s Zero

Ugly Woman

Apocalypse in a bit.

Bottom Gun

There’s Nothing About Mary

Full Nylon Jacket

Grape in the Sun

The Promptly Ending Story /or/ The Never Starting Story

Million Peso Baby

A Rug’s Life

Peter Pot with Wendy

The Shortest Yard

Foreplay and the City

Friday the 12th

Die Soft

Das Slipper

Light-Traffic Hour

It’s an OK Life.

Mandibles

Slow goings at Ridgemont High

Illegal Alien Kane

Cloudy With a Chance of Rain Christmas
or
Overcast Christmas

Clyde and Bonnie

Night of the Hamster
Bridge Over the River Dance
The King’s Stutter
When Camilla Met Charles
Citizen Smith
Mr Dole Goes to Washington
The Year of Living Reclusively
All the President’s Mice
Teahouse of the August Moose
On the Storefront
Sex in the Barnyard
Knocked-Over
Butterfield 7.5
The Efficiency
Funny Boy
On a Clear Day You Can See A Little Bit Further
Breakfast at Zales

The Loud Racket of the Lambs

Carribean Tides

The President-Elect and I

Days of Soda and Dandelions.

Birth of a County

Deep Esophagus

Larry of Arabia

The appropriate learner. (Apt Pupil)

The God-Uncle

Singin’ in the Drizzle

Some Like it a Bit Warmer

Commencement (Inception).

Yawning in the afternoon.

The boredom days.

The Grapes of Dissatisfaction

Star Disputes

Premature fighting reptiles (TMNT).

Raging Steer

A Trolley Named Wishful Thinking

When Harry Met Sally’s Sis
Eyes Wide Open
Twelve Donkeys
The Color Beige
Sane Max
Pussyheart
Sex, Lies and USB Sticks

The battle association (Fight Club).

The Appalachian Queen
Crouching Gerbil Hidden Badger
Back to the Now
Ben-Who?
Superokay

Side Window

Dancing in the Drizzle

Face of flaw (Scarface).

Finian’s Rainboots

Rebel for No Particular Reason

Toots

5 with Doe Barrick

An American in Strasbourg

@WasCy Lol!
A pretty good looking brain (A beautiful mind).

Dances with Coyotes

The Silence of the Pigs
Animal Resort
Run Loudly, Run Shallow
Celsius 232.78
Gentlemen Prefer Redheads
The God-mother
Badfellows
Field of Nightmares
The Dirty Baker’s Dozen
The Salad Girls
Aluminum Hydrangeas
Jonathan Livingston Sandpiper
The African Princess

The Raccoon Hunter

Guess Who’s Coming to Breakfast
(That might have made it more interesting, actually.)

Mutiny on the QE2

The story of John Rambo.

The Unruly Bunch

The eighth millimeter.

Duluth

(Really, how do you make a less interesting title than “Fargo”?)

EMT Zhivago

The One and a Half Commandments

Late-Night Trail Hand

Star Drek

A Plastic Zoo The Glass Menagerie

Bill and Ted’s OK Endeavor

Paws

Automobiles.

Dial ‘M’ for Mother

@WasCy…..You make it Altoona.

lol

Driving An Old Woman ( instead of Driving Miss Daisy )

Harold and Kumar Decide to Stay Home Instead of Going to White Castle

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Mr. Smith Approaches the Capitol

Fundamental hunch (basic Instinct).

Breakfast at IHOP ( Tiffany’s is so boring! )

Let’s Do Lunch

Too subtle for “High Noon”?

Sixteen Tealights
Sarah Palin’s Day Off
The Okay, The Not-So-Nice and the Plain

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dumb
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Not So Good Luck

CASABLAH BLAH BLAHNCA

The Every Now And Then Gardener

The Undergraduate

Fake Grit

Day of the Vulture

To Euthanize a Mockingbird

Toy Novel

On Brassy Pond

The Con Man of Oz

Debbie Completes Dallas

Suburbia

(If you really liked Metropolis.)

Organized Crime Syndicates of New York

Smoldering Saddles

Cool Hill

Monty Python’s Search for the Holy Grill

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Bad Fortune

A Fish Called Fish

A (instead of ‘V’)

In Grave Condition in the Afternoon

The Pittsburgh Story

Raiders of the Misplaced Ark

Back to a later time period

A Clockwork Grapefruit

Pulp Nonfiction

Saving General Ryan

Close Encounters of the First Kind

Height Club

Enter the Rooster

From Here to a Very Long Way Off

Convene with the Fockers

Training Private Ryan

Pretty Settled Down on the Western Front

Indiana Jones and the Last Piece of Pie

The Sound of Narration

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Water

Mulholland Circle

The Dark Gray Dahlia

Sacramento Story

The Senescence of Robin Hood

For a Few Dollars More or Less

The Diry Baker’s Dozen

Ocean’s Nine

Iowa

Oklahoma

1940

Tora? Tora? Tora?

Basketball Journal Entries

Longer than Fiction

N*A*S*H*

Attempted Escape from Alcatraz

Harry Potter and the Inmate of Azkaban

Apocalypse Sooner or Later

Now this is topical.

Invasion of Potty Borrowers.

The Second-to-Last Picture Show

12 Unhappy Middle-Aged Guys

20,000 Millimeters Under the POND

Wearing Flip-Flops in the Municipal Greensward

The Creature from the Black Settling Pond

Slightly soiled Harold

As Bad As it Gets

Slumdog Thousandaire

xX

One less “x” than xXx.

The Prince’s Speech

An Easter Carol

The Green Meter

Toddler Mutant Ninja Turtles

Live Free of Die Soft

A clockwork prune

From Eat, Pray Love:

Sleep, Talk, Walk
or
Sit, Read, Breathe

Mission Possible

The Defenses of Navaronne

The Roadhouse Near the Airport in Casablanca

Dances with Slugs

To Save a Mockingbird

Bill And Ted’s Uninteresting Adventure

Dodge Caravan (instead of Gran Torino)
Suburban Poet’s Club
Content Housewives of Scottsdale, Eden Prairie (insert snooty suburb town here)
William Jones and the Veggie Factory

Single Jeopardy

The Ten Suggestions.

Bride of Frank.

Noon

(Twilight)

Sleeping Homely-looking Girl

Avatard

It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad county.

Forrest Gump.

Fender Bender

Farmville

Resting With the Enemy

The Pigeon Brief

The Amityville Unpleasantness

New London Pizza
or
Old Saybrook Pizza
your choice

Groton Pizza just saying @WasCy

Fort Rachel Pizza To really get the address right

Le Ordinair Destin d’Amélie Poulain

Murder on the Orient Buffet

A Cranberry in the Sun

Nonsense and Sensibility

Star Warts

The Good, The Bad and the Hungry

The Mild Bunch

To Dude With Love

Laminate Flooring Jungle

Butch Cassidy and the Sunburnt Kid

The Sperminator

This Is Pap Smear

Ann Coulter Geist

PG* the Underterrestrial

*Phil Groundhog

Regional Velvet

A starring vehicle for a newcomer named Betty Taylor. Neither destined to last, unfortunately.

To Sir, with Some Affection

Nefertiti… another Betty Taylor gig.

The Dropout

D-Day Plus One… Another Pretty Long Day

Divorced White Mom

Fat Boy and Little Man… talk about a bomb.

Drizzle Man

The Uncomfortable Lightness of Being

Never Give More Than a Couple of Inches

Taint Your Wagon

Surly Old Men

Dustbusters

Aggravated Assault on the New York to Boston Amtrak

How Greenish-Blue Was My Declivity Between the Hills

The Slow and the Walking 5

(Fast and the Furious 5)

12 Gossiping Women

Fender Bender (Crash)

From Here to the Day After Tomorrow

Cat on a Slippery Naugahyde Booth

The Weight We Were

When Harry Dumped Sally

When Harry Became Sally

The Candy Cane Mutiny

@Kardamom see above hee hee. Great minds and all.

@Blueroses Oy Vey, I wasn’t paying enough attention. You and I do have a lot in common. he he.

American Pie: The book of Ingredients

A dalmation.

Being There oh wait, that is the movie title… lol One of my favs
How about Texas Daisy chain Massacre

Madea’s Big Unhappy Family

I Am Curious, Beige

Harry Potter and the Last Bread Stick

The Speculation About Red October

Lord of the Jeans

I Am Number Three Thousand Six Hundred and Twenty Seven

rofl

Batguy

Rain Boy

Rosemary’s Chapstick

Pebbly (Rocky)

Dial M for Mayonnaise

Carrie Goes to the Prom

There Will Be Dancing

Bruiseface

How to Train Your Ferret

The Above-Average Seven

The Private Network

The Soiled Dozen

A Streetcar Named John

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Hartford County, Connecticut

2001: A Bathroom Break Odyssey

Pan’s Laundry Room

Being Depressed and Emotional in Las Vegas.

Sedately Walking out of Las Vegas.

Canadian History X

My Big Fat Greek Husband

The Scooter Diaries

The Godmother

The Three Geniuses

Steel Dandelions

The Shawshank Reparation

The Phantom of the Kitchen

Memoirs of a Waitress

The Cider House Guidelines

A Grape Drying in the Sun

Celsius 232.777778

The Princess Bridesmaid

Things to Do in Denver When You’re Not Feeling So Great

Illness at a Funeral

Three Weddings and a Hospital Visit

Malaise in the Afternoon

Interview With a Bat

V for Vase

Unwell Poet’s Society

Das Shoe

Requiem for a Pancake

Blade Walker

Friends on a Train

Dead Man Lying Around and Bitching a Lot

The Wizard of Utah

The Dream Before Christmas

The Quick and the Less Quick

The Classical Music Brothers

East Side Story

The Iron Dwarf

Monty Garden Snake

The OK Dictator

All the Queen’s Women
Rum and Antipathy
Cola for Giraffes
Priscilla, the Princess of the Marshlands
20,000 Inches under the Pond

@gailcalled ROFL @ “20,000 Inches under the Pond”

Jurassic Kid’s Park

Partial Recall

The Boonies

The Wedding Drummer

The American Vice-President

The Small Lebowski

The Fifth Sense

You Can Mess with the Zohan

Gone in Sixty Minutes

Journey to the Center of the Living Room

Can’t Hardly Wait to Forget.

Ugly in Fuscia.

American Cake

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Weeks

The Canadian Job

Walking Miss Daisy

The 16 Year Old Virgin

Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Fortunate Events

Good Morning, Canada

Smart & Smarter

My Left Hammertoe.

I, Human

2011

X-Men Origins: Juggernaut

When Harry Just Missed Sally.

Captain Canada: The Second Avenger

@erichw1504 what do you have against Canada?

@Blueroses what ever happens in Canada?! Do you find Canada interesting?

@erichw1504 They do have the nicest public bathrooms in the world!

@Blueroses Well then, maybe more Canadian men sit while they pee.

Live and Let Live.

The Found Boys (The Lost Boys)
Forget Me (Remember Me)

1 Dress

(27 Dresses)

Leaving Las Cruces

Main Street

Conan the Chef

A Countess from New Jersey

Girls Who Are Nice To New Girls
(Mean Girls)

Kung Fu Snail

Down by PIXAR

A Mug’s Life

Tarzan of the Baboons

Rise of the Cockatoos

Three Days of the Sparrow

Hundred Dollar Baby

Some Like it Cold

Wussyheart (Braveheart…)

Captains Flirtatious

Captain Uganda: The Twenty-Seventh Avenger

C.H.U.D.: Convivial Humanistic Underground Dwellers

the Hangover: part 19

@XYZZYtja This time they go into space and get wasted off of astronaut food.

Interview With the Accountant

Lord of the Onion Rings: The Return of the Burger King

Lost in Hoboken

Chariots of Ash

Paint Your Kid’s Wagon

Green Lamp

Leaving Las Cruces

Breakfast at Walmart

The Brunch Club

The Man Who Knew Just Enough

First Destination

Pirates of Barnegat Bay

The Dumb Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood

Christening for a Dream

Sleepless in Sheboygan

Or Hyperalert in Hollywood

Four Weddings and a Giraffe

You’ve Got Spam Mail

Jurassic Park Bench

Sleeping in Seattle

The Best Little School in Texas

No Man

Yes Homosapien

Yes Woman

oh, snap!

Yes Whoa Man

I meant to say “Schoolhouse”. So let me try this instead:

The Best Little Warehouse in Texas

The Idaho Chainsaw Incident

My Own Private Boise

The Visible Man

Stop or My Mom Will Fart

Throw Momma from the Couch

October 30th.

Thursday the 12th

^lulz

The Passion of the Wrist.

Snakes on a Bike

Kittens on a Plane

Kittehs on a Vespa

Snails on a Dodge Caravan.

The Town.

No seriously, that’s the movie title.

There’s nothing more I can do.

The Girl with the Fairy Tattoo

It Could Have Happened This Way.

Not Hungry Games

I love it when fun questions get resurrected!

The UN-Help

Love this thread too.

The King’s Feet

21 Walk Street

This Means Peace

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Harmony

We Bought A Sloth

Sherlok Holmes: A Game of Patty Cake

You’ve Got Snail Mail

The Umpire Barks Back

V is for Venereal

Kick-Shin

The Moopets in 16mm and hand-colored.

I feel special for resurrecting this :D

It.

No seriously, Stephen King left it at that. That’s the scary movie title.

Also:

Pretty normal activity.

LOL @ “Pretty Normal Activity”!

The White Letter

The Scarlet Number.

Dances With Moles

The Whining Game

The Satiated Games

Drudgery With Dick and Jane

You’ve Got Herpes

The Dark Knight Sleeps

HAHAHAHAH! – @Tropical_Willie

Oh man, that was good…

The Men Who Stare at TV’s is my contribution this time around

The Woman in Pink.

Robin Hood: Men in Slacks

The Curious Case of Paint Drying.

Peter Plain

Peter Pan

Average Bosses

James and the Average Sized Peach

One Sat Down in the Cuckoo’s Nest

Half Recall

Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

Moderately Aged Pet Turtles

Total amnesia.

Conan the Homemaker

@WillWorkForChocolate I’d watch that

Men in Lime Green

MIB

Not So Brave

The Dark Knight Retires

The Pretty Cool Spider-Man

The Somewhat Average Spiderman

The So-So Spider-Man

The Housewife and the Seven Average Men.

American Toast

The Day the Traffic Light Stood Still.

Raging Sloth

Monty Python and the Holy Water Glass

The Dark Night
Once Upon a Time in Canada.

(500) Days of Winter

Paranormal Inactivity

The Pretty Cool Hulk

Friday the 8th.