Fire up the grill, there's fresh meat in the Mansion! Guess who finally made it to 10k?

We all know you didn’t really want a party, but just wait till all of us ladies get naked. Congrats, Hypocrisy_Central! :)

I think that Hypocrrisy_Central’s request not to have a party should be honored. I implore you to remove this question, @Blueroses.

I’m not here. I know you don’t want a party so im just waiting outside, ready to warn you about the surprise party inside. I’m a good friend like that.

Can someone point me to where HC said he didn’t want a party?

Cheers, HC :-)

:D:D:D

@laureth, here

approval for a roast here

Congratulations, Hypocrisy Central. You really bring an interesting flare to Fluther! It wouldn’t be the same without you.

Congrats!

@Hypocrisy_Central Ah, you beat me to it. If you are in that mansion and you don’t mind, could you give me a hand up. Cheers, thanks.

Ah, a roast it is, then! HC, Fluther wouldn’t be the same without you, buddy!

OK then you fickle old fart! Happy 10K!

Congratulations! Excellent work!

* * * Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. * * *

An enigma.

Congrats!

Well Done!!!!

Hypocrisy_Central if you do happen to venture into this thread, I just want you to know that I’m not going to say any thing sappy about how I always enjoy your view points and posts or how deserving you are of the attention. I’m not even going to say congrats or keep up the good posts or any of the other typical things you are hoping to avoid.

Cheers, I noticed you are a bit bloodied under that 10k stone in your avatar.
Maybe all the kings horses and all the kings men, can put hypocrisy central together again. :-)

In the meanwhile, don’t bring your pets to the party it might be a conspiracy for a ‘roast.’. lol

Hmm.

>.>

Everybody loves a polka!

(in the spirit of a roast)

Congo Rats to a true original. I mean, if it wasn’t original, why would anyone imitate it?
Fat from fitness, Tooth from Dickless, you are a valuable contributer. Your making it into the 10K Mansion is simply recognition of that. Well done.

so what the fuck is your problem?

Congratulations!

You’re absolutely wonderful! A well deserved 10k.

Well here is the party you didn’t want but got and was well deserved, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!

Awesome! Enjoy the mansion. CONGRATULATIONS!!!

You know he’s peeping in the window of his own party…dude, just give up the false modesty! lol

Congrats. You’re a gem!

Congratulations, Hypocrisy Central. I value your contributions here.

A roast, eh?

@Hypocrisy_Central Something’s different today. You’re not yourself. I noticed the improvement right away. Maybe you finally changed your mind about something? If so, what did you do with the diaper? ~

Just kidding, of course. But if this is supposed to be a roast, then someone has to tell (or link, as the case may be) the joke. It’s only fair, after all, because this is a party to honor a man who never holds back. He says what he means, and he means what he says.

Cheers, HC!

Tact from friction, dereliction! Great higgeldy piggeldy!

That’s all I got.

Anyhoo. Congratulations!

@Blueroses – What a great intro.

@Hypocrisy_Central, you. What can I say? You have been l’agent provacateur of Fluther since you arrived. I can’t imagine this place without you now. And that’s a fact.

Congratulations on making 10K.

@asmonet good to see you. ;-)

Truth or dare.
Dare i congratulate @Hypocrisy_Central ?

Congrats on getting blind sided and dragged into the mansion! We will return your body to your loved ones in 3 days or less!

# ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~CONGRATULATIONS!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #
Well done you!

One of the few people on here that truly doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks of him.

Fluther wouldn’t be the same without you.

I bow to your greatness.

Congrats on the achievement! It’s celebration worthy, whether you like it or not! :-)

Fact from fiction, truth from dic… wait, what? Enjoy the mansion!

Fact from fiction, truth from diction. OK, you ”lurve whores” and I say that with all affection, really, I only game by to give all those brave enough, or stupid enough depending on who you ask, to show up your lurve. Frankly I am surprise to see some of you here especially when I seem like the biggest tick under your collar or the biggest buff in your shoe. Plus I still seen the stack of timbers and gasoline I provided out by the front door has virtually gone untouched. I thought for sure you got the message to BYOM (bring your own matches) and went flaming away (not is a gay sense so don’t ruffle your feather, I meant lighting things up). I had a special made fare retardant suit ready for when I handed you all your lurve (never know if I spell that right)

@Blueroses. I kinda suspected you or @jonsblond would have beat out Future and @KatetheGreat ….(sorry @FutureMemory….tried to give you the heads up, there is always the 20k)

@bkcunningham When you use that machete you have stashed behind you, pleas, a quick chop to the neck, I don’t want to suffer. ;-)

@filmfann Fat from fitness, Tooth from Dickless *Love it!! Brilliant!

@SavoirFaire I have never heard Gilbert Gottfried that way, I guess now he is not the Aflac duck anymore he don’t have to duck what he says or how he says it.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Tact from friction, dereliction! Good one. Surprised you are here, but honored, we never talk.

@Cruiser Congrats on getting blind sided and dragged into the mansion! Of course they had to blindside me. They never would have gotten me in this place without it. Took me so long to get here this dump is in foreclosure already. The roof leaks, the doors creak, the pool has a leak and don’t hold water, the tennis court has no net, the basketball court has no hoop, the kitchen smells of gas (don’t light anything in there), the 5 car garage is filled with someone else’s junk, the yard as more crabgrass then meth labs in the Ozarks, and to top all of that there is toxic mold in the walls.

Now I have said what I said until we meet again in your threads (I know you are dreading that) just take an aspirin 1st and don’t throw rotten food. I will pass back through disguised as the butler, to hand out the lurve to the late comers, wait, they didn’t give me a butler just some guy on work release from the big house.

I thank you all, don’t let the timbers and gas go to waste; roast away, you know you want to ;-P

You’ll love the mansion. Sometimes you just have to let go of the steering wheel. Good effort. See you there.

You know I lurve you @Hypocrisy_Central. Congrats! :D

@Hypocrisy_Central anytime good sir.

Congratulations!!:)

@Hypocrisy_Central I’m glad you swung by. @FutureMemory was completely in on this collaboration/conspiracy so I’m happy to share the blame with him.

Dammit @Blueroses! I was at work! :P

Congratulations, @Hypocrisy_Central! The fact and the truth are that I really like you. We weren’t buds in the beginning but I have to say that I love reading your questions now and I look forward to your brand of brutal honesty and the humor that peaks out every now and then. :)

congrats. love how you incite discussion like a crowd incites a riot.

I mean that in the nicest way possible :)

Nice fuckin’ job!

reeeaaaallllll nnniiiiiiicccceee

Congratulations!

Congrats!!

@KatawaGrey We weren’t buds in the beginning but I have to say that I love reading your questions now and I look forward to your brand of brutal honesty and the humor that peaks out every now and then. :) The moment I seen your blue face, didn’t see the tail thought, I was a fan. Curse you people, just when I thought I did all I could do, I get a Colossal Squid, the head, the tail, the whole damn thing, I could open the hatches and scuttle the USS Hypocrisy and in a twisted brand of irony what happens? I finally get the darn Colossal Squid. I think getting a Sunken Treasure is about as realistic as breathing on the Moon with out a suit, and now I am thinking maybe…... Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in…..

Sometimes, I think that you are a former jelly or a current jelly in disguise. I really do.

@Hypocrisy_Central Grandiose congratualtions to a most deserving additin to the Mansion. I mean that from the bottom of my heart. You add soo much to…

Oh all right, that’s BS. You can be a raving a-hole at times, but I love ya anyway, and that’s the truth, all hypocrisy redacted.

God I wish I know how to roast, like Liza Lampenelli? Lampanelli? Lamp…oh, Lampabitch whatever!

Congrats @Hypocrisy_Central There should be a whole TV network named after you. Yours was the first profile page I read in Fluther and wow, I thought, this person can write…looong and boooring stuff! LOL. ( Is that roasting? ) Seriously, I really don’t know you but it seems a lot of jellies do like you so I’ll go with the fluther-flow. Oh yeah, you like Koi ponds. I do too! Love feeding those orange and yellow and white flappers. Cool.

He’s probably avoiding this – but congratulations anyway.

We are glad ye came our way, ol’ hypocrisy bustin’ lad! If not for ye, who would we have as our favorite “devil’s advocate”? And speaking of the devil, we have the biggest devil’s food cake waiting for you in your room, but it’s not fer eatin’, it’s fer layin’ upon. You can take layin’ in any way in which you choose. But the best thing about yer bed, is that the pillas is made from cheese! And not that dick cheese that was spoke about on the smegma thread! So head on up to yer room and have a wee nap and a lick o’ yer bed, then come on down whilst we rejoice and regale you about your big brain that’s been workin’ in yer ‘ead.

Well who woulda thunk it?

Frack from friction, tooth from addiction…

You’ve reached the mansion. Your addiction to Fluther is now officially certified :)

It would be hypocritical to go to a party that the guest of honor didn’t want.
I’m not coming and I’m definitely not saying “Congratulations on the 10k!”. Got it?

Hypocrisy_Central
Keeps truth as his sentinel
And his arithmetic mental
I think he likes a lentil
And in real life is very gentle

Crack and friction, Jane’s addiction. Congrats, HypoCen. Your inner dialog is always fascinating to me; thanks for thinking out loud here!

I don’t really understand why is it that some people apparently are not that fond of you. I, for one, extend my congratulations on your reaching 10k. Well done!

I think you are an asset to this community of weirdos, and I applaud your climb up the hypocritic ladder!

@Ladymia69 I just thank you for not showing up with those big Colt .45s in your hands looking to do a little tager practice. I thought it strange when they gave me the jacket with what looks to be a bull’s-eye in the middle of the chest.;-P

Sorry for coming late to the party! Computer was in the shop and this was what I missed! Congrats on your arrival to the Mansion!

Yeah, the wood is gone, the gas is now in the car. This bash is in the frizzer, the light is out, the eggs are cold, the jello is jiggling, and the butter is getting hard. :-)

Congratulations @Hypocrisy_Central – you’ve always got something interesting to say!

Love your action, @Hypocrisy_Central ! Hanging my head in shame for not seeing this before .

That is OK your’s turned out just fine, and I am sure because you were overseeing construction you do not have dry rot in the walls or toxic mold. ;-)