I have been away from my kitty for 5 days (my Dad was looking after him). I have him now and he meows quite a bit (usually doesn't); did he miss me?

Yeah, go ahead and mock. ;)

He has food, clean water and litter. And, since I’ve been home, he’s been on me. He loves it when you hold him. He’ll be in the other room and he’ll meow (never does this), and then he’ll come and look for me. The cat is usually very quiet. Doesn’t even meow when he is hungry. He just sits by his food dish and looks up at you.

He’s attached to my right hip. Like I have tumor.