Any suggestions on how I can better prepare for my trip to the future?

I have been experimenting with various food/drug/cosmetic combinations lately that will enable me to enter a near death stasis.

Why would I do this?

Because I would like to travel to the future. I checked in to cryogenics but the cell damage is much to severe to even consider it viable. I hit upon the idea that I could put myself in to a state of suspended animation that would allow me to sleep my way in to 2300’s and beyond with negligible aging. The recipe is top secret but contains, among other things – NyQuil, Oil of Olay, Fruity Pebbles, and Vicodins.

I need to know what to stockpile with me for my awakening 300+ years from now. Is there anything I could have on hand when I come to that would allow me to adapt to our Brave New World a little easier?